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larewen_evenstar
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« Reply #75 on: March 09, 2003, 03:40:56 pm »

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AAAH! Saucer, did you just see that?? A bulldozer just appeared out of thin air and crushed some innocent civillian!!! *flees, arms waving above head in an un-sane manner*


I'm an innocent civillian? Wow. That sure is news to me. Unless it was someone else who you were talking about.
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« Reply #76 on: March 09, 2003, 06:04:39 pm »

Well, you seem innocent enough, anyway. And no one, no matter how guilty, deserves to be crushed to death by a Bulldozer Fairy  ;)
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« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2003, 02:35:40 pm »

Lar... Innocent?  :o

Woah...  :o

You really have no idea do you?

;D

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Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
Forget the dogs of war. The wolves of war are what you should be worrying about.
Excuse me, I seem to have found a Heero in my shoe.
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« Reply #78 on: March 10, 2003, 03:27:06 pm »

Thanks El. You are so supportive!!!!!!!! >:( >:(

Lets gang up onher Roshtaria!!! IS it okay if i call you that for short? Or is there another name i could call you for short cuz you're name is too long for me to be bothered typing out.

Lar xxx
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« Reply #79 on: March 10, 2003, 03:32:21 pm »

You gang up on my I'll be forced to break out:

A) Let Carpet Yeti kill you.
B) Break out my brother's cane.
C) Get out the practise Kendo sword.
D) Steal all your cheese.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

You can never defeat me!

:-* Thank you and goodnight!  ;)
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Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
Forget the dogs of war. The wolves of war are what you should be worrying about.
Excuse me, I seem to have found a Heero in my shoe.
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used
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« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2003, 03:37:05 pm »

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You gang up on my I'll be forced to break out:

A) Let Carpet Yeti kill you.
B) Break out my brother's cane.
C) Get out the practise Kendo sword.
D) Steal all your cheese.

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

You can never defeat me!

 Thank you and goodnight!  


Actually, that ain't gonna scare me cause:

1. I'm not frightened of Carpet Yeti,
2. Your brother wouldn't let you have the cane to kill me,
3. You have a kendo sword? and
4. I don't really care about cheese that much.

p.s i could defeat you any day.
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« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2003, 03:41:34 pm »

My brother says he'll kill anyone who bad mouths me...

And he lets me use the cane all the time...  >:( *Imagine the smile as upturned and the eyebrows on top of the head*

And Carpet Yeti is undefeated in the ring.

And I know you like cheese!

And it's a practise kendo sword: it's not a real sword but it could do some serious damage if I use it in the right way... No Lar! Not like that! NO!
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Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
Forget the dogs of war. The wolves of war are what you should be worrying about.
Excuse me, I seem to have found a Heero in my shoe.
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used
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« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2003, 04:17:11 pm »

* slightly panicked* USE IT LIKE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????

And anyway. I started this post and i can yell at anyone whenver i want. So there. I was also thinking of going to see the two towers at the weekend, and i was gonna ask if you would like to come with me, but if your gonna be like that....
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« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2003, 10:58:32 pm »

::regards magic bulldozer::

Damn..... Bulldozer Fairy has made it's move already.

::dashes off into the shadows::
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« Reply #84 on: March 11, 2003, 03:54:30 pm »

*Bulldozer fairy makes Bulldozer run over the following People/Elfs/dead people/aliens/other things: Lar,*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Saucer,*
*Runs away*
*El,*
What? *looks up from her latest edition on ten easy steps on how to Kill Lar.*
*Tim, for never being here anymore,*
That's not my fault!
*Roshtaria*
Why me? What did i ever do to hurt you?
*Kathy*
But....but....Not fair!!!!!!!!!
*That is all.*
Lar- But how come you never run over Rob or Niel?! Or even Gil_Hamilton?!
*Becuase they are nice!*
Lar- But so's Roshtaria! And Tim! And Kathy! And me! And Saucer! Not to sure about El though.
El- Thanks! >:(
Lar- Your welcome!  ;D Huh?
*Because I have me own personal dealings with all of you!*
How come you're talking with astirsks? ****
*Because i have my own personal reasons.*
Lar- If you kill us all, I'll have to set...*looks around for something to Kill the Magic bulldozer fairy with* ... *Doesn't suceed* Damn it!
*Ha ha ha. You will never beat me and my amazingly magical powers!!! Bwahaha!!! Ooops!* *remembers previous incident involving the bwahahaing. *uh oh!*
Lar- That's what it was!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

*bulldozer fairy drops dead.*

go me!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                *By Lar!*
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« Reply #85 on: March 11, 2003, 08:45:01 pm »

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Lets gang up onher Roshtaria!!! IS it okay if i call you that for short? Or is there another name i could call you for short cuz you're name is too long for me to be bothered typing out.


I know, so don't bother, cuz not even I want to type my own name.  ;D But you guys seem to have your names whittled down to one syllible, so call me... Jew??? LOL maybe not... How about Rosh? It sounds a lot like my real name! Or at least, what my sis calls me (Rach. Most people call me Rachie, but my sis drops the ie)  ;D

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*bulldozer fairy drops dead.*


*Small villiage kids start running aroung poking it with sticks*

Me- Too busy to notice, I'm teaching those d--n stupid Hobbits how to dig  :P
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« Reply #86 on: March 11, 2003, 10:00:54 pm »

::looks at dead bulldozer fairy while standing around in a stupid pose::

Looks like I missed my chance.

::dashes off again::
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« Reply #87 on: March 12, 2003, 04:10:43 pm »

*Lar goes into a trance. As soon as she does, the bulldozer fairy comes back alive and tries to kill everyone in sight*
*I will destroy you all!!!!* *Lar comes out of the trance. She see's everyone else running around. They are screaming like they have never screamed before.*
what's going on? *Lar see's the bulldozer fairy.* Not again. Lar quickly decides on her plan.* BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*Bulldozer fairy dies again.*
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« Reply #88 on: March 12, 2003, 04:57:45 pm »

*Bulldozer Fairy reapears*

Ely - Smart plan! Let's all laugh like loons until they all die!

Lar - Was that sarcasm? .... Bwahahaha!

*Fairy dies in background*

Ely - Naw, and I'm sweet and kind, and I don't want to set the school on fire!

Lar - It was sarcasm, wasn't it?  ??? ... Bwahaha

*Another Bulldozer Firy dies*

Ely - Good girl! You worked it out! Have a gold star!

Rosh: Uh... Guys?

Lar + Ely - Wha?

*Thousands of Fairy appear from nowhere... Or where ever the heck they come from.*

Ely - Cackle for your lives! BWHAHAHA!

Rosh, Lar + Saucer - BWHAHAHAHAHA!
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Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
Forget the dogs of war. The wolves of war are what you should be worrying about.
Excuse me, I seem to have found a Heero in my shoe.
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used
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« Reply #89 on: March 12, 2003, 07:06:21 pm »

*decides to deviate a little from the original laughter*

Presenting, the Naga laugh!

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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