An (Un)Romantic Moment

[PoTM]

[washuchan]

Ifurita: oh Makoto, he is so evil

Jinnai: wh..what? How dare you say that? I'm even way more evil than Mojo Jojo

Ifurita: but he listens to me, never screams at me, and even invited me to stay at the palace and get to know everyone, so he's much much more evil than you

Jinnai: (this is what I pay for twisting her dictionary)...now Ifurita, if you say that one more time, before the sun down, I'll show you what evil really means

Ifurita: y..you mean you lied to me?
bad master...bad!!!  *flies away towards the sunset*

Jinnai: -_______________-...(don't worry folks, she'll come back for a visit)

[Saucer]

Jinnai: You lousy wind-up witch! Will you pay attention while I explain my glorious and divine plans for overthrowing the capital of Floristica!!!!!

Ifurita: But Master... the sunset reflecting in your beedy, bloodshot eyes makes me feel so warm inside. It's a comfortable, familiar feeling...... like the time you suddenly grabbed my hand in downtown Shinjuku and dragged me into that Love Hotel.......

Jinnai: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

[Lord God Jinnai]

~Scene from the new "Wanderers Dating Sim J!" game~

You take your Ultimate Weapon up to a secluded hilltop. The scene is very romantic, as the sunset casts everything in golden hues. The wind whistles softly through the still air, moving its way gently towards the two of you. It softly carresses Ifurita's hair, flowing smoothly through the silky tresses and causing them to wave slightly around her pale, ivory face. Her beautiful indigo eyes meet yours, and she smiles shyly. The Demon Goddess licks her lips, nervously anticipating your move.

=What will you do?
-Scold her.
-Kill her.
-Put it in.

[Andrusi]

[Ifurita]: Hmm... could you make your eyes bulge just a bit more?

[Jinnai]: Like this?

[Ifurita]: Perfect.  I wish I had a mirror to show you how mad you look.  Now you'll get the part of El-Hazard Villain tomorrow for sure.

[Spanner]

Ifurita: Hmm... I need a shave.

Jinnai: DAMMIT IFURITA! For the LAST TIME, I am NOT a mirror!!!

[larewen_evenstar]

Jinnai- Are you listening to my plan to conquer the world or not? *waves hand in front of Ifuritas' eyes*

Ifurita- Jinnai, you really should get some medicated shampoo for those nits. I think they're spreading. Look you got them all over my face!

[MrWhat]

IFURITA:  (thinking)  Oh dear.  Master's breath is so bad that it glows in the dark.

[washuchan]

Ifurita: like this, master?

Jinnai: I admit I was wrong when I told you to flap your arms to fly, but his time it's a matter of public image. We need to emphazise the word DEMON in demon God, so now IFURITA!...

Ifurita: h..hai?

Jinnai: WHEN YOU SMILE, YOU SHOULD SHOW YOUR CANINE, MAKE A SHARP GAZE, CRINGE, AND GIVE A LOUD ROAR LIKE A MAD TIGER

Ifurita: what's a canine? what's cringe and what's tiger?

Jinnai: -_________- I gave up...

[ladypeorth]

Jinnai - WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME?!
Ifurita - Cause Makoto pays twice what you do with benefits

[Tsukasa]

What you cleaned my ROOM!