"I Feel Your Pain, Jinnai..."

[PoTM]

[Lord God Jinnai]

Londs and Jinnai: I did NOT just see that! I did NOT just see that!

Makoto: Damn it, you two! Denying its existance won't make Xel's sig pic go away!

Londs and Jinnai: Reality is subjective! If we don't believe it ever existed, then it will cease to be! Oh, PLEASE GOD, let it cease to be!

Makoto: You delusional fools! Why I oughta... HEY! Who's apartment is this, anyway? It's nice.

[Spanner]

Jinnai: Damn you, Mizuhara - I should have realized that this was all just an elaborate plan to poison me!

Makoto: Hey, my cooking isn't THAT bad!

Londs: Makoto, while I appreciate your zeal for this "soy sauce" from your world, I would suggest that you apply it less liberally the next time you prepare El-Dorashian Sugar Pastries...

Makoto: It was an honest mistake! Why won't you believe me?! By the way, just who's apartment is this, anyway? I like the furnature.

[larewen_evenstar]

Jinnai got hit on the head by an invisible hammer.
Makoto got attacked by an invisible tongue nail.
Londs got an invisible wedgie.

All- OW!

[Tim needs time to work it out]

(Why they don't play poker anymore...)

Makoto - There!  Right there again!

Londs (thinking) - Oh, I can't wait to hear THIS one.

Mskoto - Don't think I didn't catch you cheating, Jinnai!  You're grifting!

Jinnai - I... dropped... the GOD DAMN CARD!

[MrWhat]

Ratings for the anime "Big Brother" TV series fell sharply after Nanami and Shayla were evicted.

LONDS:  It's a FLOOR WAX!!

JINNAI:  NO, it's a DESSERT TOPPING!!

MAKOTO:  You're BOTH right!  It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!  And fer cryin' out loud, would SOMEBODY tell me WHOSE apartment IS THIS, ANYWAY!?

[Fujisawa4654]

Makoto: Why the hell are we here! This place looks so dman different! Where the hell are we!?

Londs: STOP YELLING! How the hell do I know! We're in a 3rd dimension or something!

Makoto: JINNAI I BET YOU DID THIS!

Jinnai: .............

Londs: He's a PASTE-ON DUMBARSE!

Makoto: QUIET!

[Saucer]

Jinnai: Oh my god! OH MY GOD!!!!! My eyes!!! Somebody get me a sharp pin.

Londs: GAH! I do hate it when he forgets to close the door when he's in the john!

Makoto: Come on you guys, grow up! So Schtadtlebaum is taking a crap with the door wide open! Big deal! He's a great man of our times and a scholar blah blah blah blah blah......

[Andrusi]

[MAKOTO]: That's right!  Keep going!  I'm gonna get you two to the top in the El-Hazard Squinting Competition if it's the last thing I do!  Even If I never do find out whose apartment this is!

[ladypeorth]

Londs - Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap
Jinnai - Damn it damn it damn it damn it
Makoto - Stop paniccing...we'll find a way to pay IHOP for the food we ate

[Tsukasa]

Jinnai *fart*

Londs "MAKOTO?!

Makoto "IT WAS HIM!

[kajishima_masaki]

Makoto:This situation must be controlled before it's too late. They're multiplying too rapidly!
Londs:The people aren't willing to accept your solutions, Makoto, and I for one don't blame them!
Jinnai:This isn't the Roshtarians versus the Bugrom, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, Makoto, Londs, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!