Can anyone translate this?
I can give you this much, off the top of my head.
In the black star in the bottom right:
totemo wakariyasui! jinnai katsuhiko da yo. It's very easy to understand! It's Katsuhiko Jinnai!
And
above the black lines, starting at 12:00 and going clockwise: "Jinnai's brain," "Jinnai's mouth," "Jinnai's arm," "Jinnai's leg" and "Jinnai's ear." Just what you'd expect, I guess.
I'll try to work on the rest of the text later. I'm
way overdue to work on some EH translations anyway.