DISCLAIMER: Don't take these things seriously. This is just to make fun of hentai.Teachers are hot.Female teachers are the horniest, randiest, and most sex crazed women in the world.
All I ever needed to know, I learned from Hentai.
Complete annihilation of entire cities or cultures is a small price to pay for really good sex.
Wow. Did you compile this yourself, or is this recycled material?
That is such a lie! .......... ........... ok maybe not.
Either way, rape “tecnically” doesn’t exits; any forced sex act takes 30 seconds to one minute for the woman to begin enjoying it and begging for more.
DISCLAIMER: Don't take these things seriously. This is just to make fun of hentai.
But you stated here Mr. Saucer that "Rape technically doesn't exist." I think you are very very wrong.I guess you haven't been raped, ryt?
If she blushes, she wants it. "No" means "Yes." "Yes" means "f*ck me right here, right now!"
The next best place to get laid is at a high school, usually the roof. Hospitals and public parks tie for third place. All demons want sex. Everything else is secondary.
All men are capable of dispensing a gallon of semen per scene.
QuoteIt's pretty old actually. And it's cycled through the net countless times. Never ceases to be amusing though. ^.^Gee, I was kinda hoping it was true.:: puts Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on an endless loop::Actually, if you read her entire statement ... "That is such a lie ... okay maybe not", the statement itself is contradictary and she thus agrees with you.
It's pretty old actually. And it's cycled through the net countless times. Never ceases to be amusing though. ^.^Gee, I was kinda hoping it was true.:: puts Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on an endless loop::
Saucer -- who apparently isn't entirely responsible for this anyway -- is supposed to making fun of everything that hardcore hentai tries to present as reality, which is very different from how things actually turn out.
Panties do not have to be removed. Instead, they can simply be pushed to one side. They apparently act as a sort of lubricant.
Oh ho. I too shall make controversial statements.