<Austin_Powers> JINNAI: Ifurita, I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis, Mr. What. TV-IFURITA: What? Why don't you just kill him? JINNAI: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. </Austin_Powers>
But yeah... so many of us are neglected! So screw Spielberg! Spanner, you get to be our director! Rob-- production manager! Mr. What-- head scriptwriter!
Afura- .....Lets dress Spanner up. |D
That works, too! And it will scar so many people on so many levels! I love it!
Better yet, I can direct AND dress as Afura, both on the set and off! It'll be like Ed Wood all over again!
Is anyone else worried about the mental sanity of these people?
Spanner, you get to be our director! Rob-- production manager! Mr. What-- head scriptwriter!
...and Londs.
Okay, I thought of a possible OVA-Ifurita: Liv Tyler. This was the most Ifurita-esque picture of her that I found with a quick GIS.
Well, lets just say, by looking at a pic of Liv Tyler, you are seeing me all growed up. And with bigger Boobs, and better skin.
Wha....?? You sure about that?
Just think Exe, we're gonna dress you up in a Shayla-Shayla costume, and stick balloons down you top.
http://www.8ung.at/executor82/Images/Misc/Exe-Shayla.jpg
You must have seen some of those pictures of me with my grad-student beard. I'd have to lose about 40 pounds to play Londs, though. That dude is skinny.
Though the thought of Jinnai-sama being played by Tom Green kills a part of my soul in a way I never thought possible.