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« on: December 03, 2004, 06:53:00 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2004, 06:53:00 pm »

Jinnai: Come back here you lousy piece of Bugrom crap! You're not supposed to fly around the damn hive!

Fatora: Say, Katsuhiko-chan.... were you planning on shooting voyeur cheesecake vids in my cell with that spycam? Because, you know I already have my own 24 hour webcam on lesbosisland.net right?

Katsuo: BRGRK?

Let's go, Red Raccoon Dogs!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2004, 06:53:00 pm »

Jinnai: But I was SURE that an evil Demon Doll was in this direction!!

Fatora: I'll give you a pot of honey if you get me to my Hare...um, my demon dolls first! PLEAZZZZEZ *puppy dog eyes*

Groucho: Mrgaburga mmmmmmke!!

Jinnai: I though you couldn't speak japeneses. Wait a minute...I'm speaking english. Ha, I knew I shouldn't have gotten an F in English class! Yep, I'm damn habla en ingles classieses en questiestes.....mi am habla en espanol now si??!?

*it's fun when it's in more than english and Japanese folks*
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2004, 06:53:00 pm »

Fatora:  Look!  It's http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120601/">a time-space portal into the brain of Shayla-Shayla!

Jinnai:  This has to be the most ridiculous Ultimate Weapon that I've ever seen!

Fatora:  You're not interested in spending fifteen minutes inside Shayla's mind?

Jinnai:  Lord God Jinnai could never shoehorn his genius into such a tiny place!

Fatora:  In that case, I'm going in.  Run along like a good little boy, and tell Alielle to glomp Shayla in exactly five minutes.  If we time this right, me an' Alielle can finally have our threesome with Shayla!

Groucho:  Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2004, 06:53:00 pm »

Jinnai: Get him off! He's doing that thing again!

Fatora: Aw, I think he likes you Jinnai, look! He's giving you a hug.

Jinnai: This is not a hug! This is an embarassment!

*When Groucho gets to 'that time of the month'*

You said that last time when the poor martyr ended up at the infirmary because the gates of heaven refused to open. -- Vallier
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2004, 06:53:00 pm »

Fatora:  Some kind of date this is.  You would have though the "ruler of the world" would have taken me some place better than some underground tunnel with some lackey.  No wonder I'm a lesbain.
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