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« on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

Principal: SOOOoooooo, wanna ride with this fiesty red headed wonder? Hmmmmmmm?!?!

Londs: No thanks. I'm not interested in..

Principal: Oh I See...(wink wink)..you like them younger don't cha. How about a ride with this fiesty midget.

Alliell: Hi there sir, nice to meet'cha. (Gropes him)

Londs: Ah! ahhhh! heh!

Principal: They don't call me the Dean of Roshtaria for nothin!!

Londs: Help! Rape! I'm being raped by a little midget!!!

Alliell: I'm not a MIDGET, I'm just petite for my age!! Humff
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

The world's worst ZZ Top music video.
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

Mad Pimpin' Schtadtlebaum: 'ey mang! What ya'll doin' takin' dat 12 year old broad to a hotel? Get yerself a REAL woman like this firey redhead! I'l even give you a good price....

Alliele: What's he talking about, Londs honey? I thought we were going to the amusment park?

Londs: Ummm.... yes were are. Now let's hurry inside the "amusement park."

Let's go, Red Raccoon Dogs!
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

Allielle: Oh, hello, Londs. What are you up to?

Londs: Bah, I'm stuck giving a tour to Dr. Schtallabaugh's distant relative from another dimension. This old pervert is driving me insane!

Master Roshi: Oh heh heh heh! Look at all them honies! That dweeb Schtally really hit the dimensional jackpot here! Hah hah!

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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

Sadly, Allielle's attempt at getting autographs from her favorite band, the Photo-Carrying Beard Guys, was completely ignored.


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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

Woman in BG: *whispers* Who are they? And why do they look so strange?
Man in BG: No clue. Although the small girl with the blue hair should be wearing more clothes in this kind of weather.

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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

s: no no no i am not object for sale
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2004, 09:13:00 pm »

Shtalubaugh:  Uh... You two wouldn't be heading to the palace would you... It would be awful if you told Princess Rune what I'm doing here at this street corner...
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