Then They Walked Away...

[PoTM]

[Saucer]

Fujisawa: Let's just leave those two alone for awhile and let them talk this out.

Ashiel: Idiots....

Makoto: But it was just a T-Shirt?!? Hot Topic can order another one. And who's going to pay for all that damage to the mall?

[Lord God Jinnai]

It was a typical day in El-Hazard. Makoto, Mr. Fujisawa, and Ishiel were taking a nice, relaxing stroll in the park. As they passed ancient ruins #4856, a tornado struck just as a planet-killing asteroid crashed through the atmosphere.

Makoto: So, who's going to Rune's party tonight?

Fujisawa: Can't. Miz and I are gonna see a concert at the Pavillion.

Ishiel: Anybody know what tommorow's weather forcast is?

Makoto: Sunny, with a chance of fire and brimstone.

Ishiel: Ah. Better bring the umbrella then.

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Makoto: Why are Afura and Shayla fighting about this time Fujisawa Sensei??

Fujisawa: You don't know Makoto?! Why they're fighting over who gets Ishiel and....ummm..ahhh...hehe

Makoto: Really!? Is this true Ishiel?

Ishiel: (speaking to herself)I'd do both of them but they can be so stubborn at times. At least I can have my way with them once they are exhausted and bleeeeep them and fucking bleep bleeep bleep till Rune has to call the Alliance to stop us, and.....

Makoto:.......shocked silence from virgin boy

Ishiel:...and stick a large drum stick in her bleep blep bleeeep and pour motor oil on Shaylas bleep and light it and then......

Makoto: Well bleep me..I didn't know that was humanly possible.

[MrWhat]

Makoto:  What do you get when a fire priestess and a wind priestess have an argument?

Fujisawa:  A lot of hot air!  Ha!  Ha ha!  Ha!

Ishiel: That joke was funny, the first thousand times that you told it.

[larewen_evenstar]

Fujisawa- Uh...makoto...are you okay? You seem to have gone crosseyed again, and you haven't spoken in a while.

Ishiel- *thinks* How come he gets all the attention...

Makoto- Ishiel...naked...all she has on is...that collar...

[kalia_rocks]

Makoto:.....@#$@#$#@$ wow!!!!!

Fujisawa: And that's why Ishiel isn't one to be messed with Makoto. Chicks with short hair thats ALSO the color blue are not to be messed with.

Ishiel: How dare those two tell me I look like a boy!! Why I'll send for my twice removed cousin Kalia to teach these people a lesson!!!I do not have a boys haircut!!! Ha ah ah ah choo!!!

Makoto: God Bless!

[kalia_rocks]

Makoto:.....@#$@#$#@$ wow!!!!!

Fujisawa: And that's why Ishiel isn't one to be messed with Makoto. Chicks with short hair thats ALSO the color blue are not to be messed with.

Ishiel: How dare those two tell me I look like a boy!! Why I'll send for my twice removed cousin Kalia to teach these people a lesson!!!I do not have a boys haircut!!! Ha ah ah ah choo!!!

Makoto: God Bless!

[ladypeorth]

Ishiel: This won't end well...

Makoto: I still can't believe you did that...

Fujisawa: What?  It's human nature when you see a button that says "Do not push" to push it

[purill]

Fujisawa:  Hey Makoto what are you looking at?  Makoto?

Makoto:  Huh?  Oh... Uh, I was looking at the... violence happening behind us.

Fujisawa:  You were looking a behind, but not behind us.