"I'm gonna die!"

[PoTM]

[ladypeorth]

Makoto: It's attack of a Godzilla type monster!

Ifurita: but it's so soft

Jinnai: It's a giant duck...

Makoto: It can still crush us!

Bugrom: It's just a baby giant duck...

Jinnai: ...how can you speak english?

Bugrom: Uh...um...urgh grunt grunt urgh

[MrWhat]

The new giant Bugrom monster was quite fowl.

[Saucer]

Ifurita: It's so soft and sweet....*SIGH* I wonder if it's mother is around?

Makoto: That's it, I'm outta here!

Katsuo: BRGRK?!?

Jinnai: You're right Katsuo, I can use this! Go on and run Mizuhara! I won't let my feathery new weapon fall into your clutches! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord God Jinnai]

Makoto: OH CRAP! Did you just say that WETA Workshop is gonna do the effects for the El-Hazard live action movie?!

Ifurita: Yup. They're also gonna film most of the scenes down in New Zealand.

Jinnai: BWAH HAH HAHAHA! Looks like my investment in a giant, mutant kiwi is FINALLY gonna pay off!

Groucho: !@#$!@#$@$!@

[larewen_evenstar]

Makoto- I'm getting outta here! I'm not sticking around!
Ifurita- Why's that Makoto.
Makoto- That thing just stood on Shayla.