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« on: July 27, 2003, 04:41:00 am »
ANOTHER VICTIMIZED CHILD IS IGNORED BY THE ONES IN AUTHORITY:
Parnasse: NO MISS, PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA GO VISIT GALUS!
Qawool: Come now, Parnasse, he is a nice man.
Parnasse: Wah! He touches my special place!
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« on: July 27, 2003, 04:38:00 am »
The annual El Hazard Martial Arts Tournament had a surprising winner this year...
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« on: August 03, 2003, 08:12:00 pm »
We've secretly switched Mr. Fujisawa's usual brand of booze with brand new decaffinated Ura urine. Let's see if he notices...
Fujisawa: *takes a sip* Hmmm... this tastes different, definately not my usual brand...
Ura: It Ura pee!
Fujisawa: *spits* NOT AGAIN! Ghaaa!
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« on: July 24, 2003, 09:35:00 pm »
Fujisawa: I once caught a fish THIS big.
Then I ate it.
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« on: July 25, 2003, 12:54:00 pm »
Sign: JINNAI HAS A COWLICK
Jinnai: Okay, who's the wiseass?
Bugrom: *snicker*
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« on: July 24, 2003, 10:10:00 pm »
Fujisawa: DAMMIT! I can't believe Makoto's bigger than I am!
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« on: July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm »
Jinnai: As the new Israeli Prime Minister, I promise to bring about peace in the Middle East by using a gigantic floating Death Star-like weapon to teleport all the Palestinians to another dimension. Then, I'll do the same to the Nigerians, the Italians, the Russians, the Americans, the French, and everyone else who's ever called me a "scarawny, pencil-necked loser." Who's the loser now, huh? WHO'S THE LOSER NOW?!
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« on: July 22, 2003, 10:16:00 pm »
Jinnai: How DARE those bastards at the Chicago Post give The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen a bad review?!! How dare they how dare they HOW DARE THEY??!!
Ifurita: Please calm down, Master. I'm sure Twentieth Century Fox will let you write another one of their scripts for them.
Jinnai: *sobs* My perfect perfect plan to conquer Hollywood is in shambles!!! *sob*
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« on: July 27, 2003, 06:04:00 pm »
Jinnai: *sighs* Okay, Ifurita. I've been walking for about twenty minutes with my eyes closed. Where are you leading me? What's this surprise you told me about?
Ifurita: Huh? Oh, whoops! I had my eyes closed too! Silly me!
Jinnai: WHAT?! *opens eyes* Where the HELL are we?!! Dammit all!!!
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« on: July 27, 2003, 06:04:00 pm »
Jinnai: Damn it, she's smiling at me again. I hate it when she does that... keeps giving me tingly feelings... *shivers*
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« on: July 21, 2003, 12:49:00 am »
Shayla made the Great Sage laugh so hard that milk shot out of his eyes.
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« on: July 21, 2003, 12:58:00 am »
Alielle: Dr. Schtalabaugh! What are you doing?! Why didn't you go BEFORE the trip?!
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« on: July 21, 2003, 12:58:00 am »
Schtalubaugh: Heh heh heh... little do these whippersnappers know... I'm not wearing any underwear!
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« on: July 21, 2003, 03:33:00 am »
Jinnai: *addressing the fully assembled might of the Bugrom army before a major invasion* We will triumph! We will be victorious! Furthermore-
Groucho: *walks up to the stage and begins whispering* @#$!%!#$#!
Jinnai: I see. Thank you, Groucho. *zips up fly* Now where was I? Oh yes, and furthermore...
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« on: July 20, 2003, 05:58:00 am »
Lesson for today: Never EVER turn your back on a weird giant green thing while you are alone in the forest.
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