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Messages - Lord God Jinnai
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« on: September 08, 2003, 03:29:00 pm »
Jinnai: Grrr... curse that Mizuhara! How dare he use the Eye of God to transport us to the Planet of the Champagne People!
Champagne King: I welcome you three to our wonderful world! Feel free to make yourselves at home, you strange non-beverage types! Let our happiness course through you, till you are drunk with joy! Ha ha!
Ifurita: I have never known true hatred until this very moment. *glares at Champagne King*
Diva: ..........
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« on: September 06, 2003, 08:12:00 pm »
Fujisawa forever gave up alcohol when he looked upon the visage of the girl he had picked up the night before during one of his booze-induced stupors.
"Never again!" he cried out, as the horrid she-beast rose from the covers beside him. "NEVER AGAIN SHALL LIQUOR TOUCH THESE LIPS!!!"
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« on: September 02, 2003, 09:35:00 pm »
Londs and Jinnai: I did NOT just see that! I did NOT just see that!
Makoto: Damn it, you two! Denying its existance won't make Xel's sig pic go away!
Londs and Jinnai: Reality is subjective! If we don't believe it ever existed, then it will cease to be! Oh, PLEASE GOD, let it cease to be!
Makoto: You delusional fools! Why I oughta... HEY! Who's apartment is this, anyway? It's nice.
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« on: September 01, 2003, 12:55:00 pm »
L: All right, Agent Double-O-Loser. This next assignment calls for you to dress up as a girl.
Makoto: What? AGAIN?!
L: Silence! As I was saying, you need to dress up like a girl and infiltrate a white slavery ring in Florestica Maximum Security Prison.
Makoto: *cries* Why me?
50
« on: August 27, 2003, 04:48:00 pm »
Londs: MY ARMPIT! IT SINGS FOR YOU!!!
51
« on: August 23, 2003, 07:52:00 pm »
Jinnai: DAMN YOU, IFURITA! LET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Ifurita: Sorry, Master. But I just finished playing Rob's El-Hazard game. Makoto locked up Mr. Fujisawa so that he'd stop drinking. Trust me, Master. This is the best way to stop you from that awful habit you have.
Jinnai: *cries* Snoring is NOT a jailable offense, God dammit!
Bubba: Yo. Ya got a nice arse.
Jinnai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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« on: August 22, 2003, 07:57:00 pm »
I run like a girl.
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« on: August 13, 2003, 10:33:00 am »
**Why Akira Toriyama should NOT direct the next El-Hazard series**
Jinnai: Heh heh. You weakling. Power level 2000? Ha! You're no match for my awesome power.
Afura: Grrr... *mad face*
Jinnai: You should just go home. My power is so awesome that not even God Himself can stand up to its awesomeness!
Afura: Grrrr... *mad face*
Jinnai: Yep, I'm so awesome, as is my power!
Afura: I'll beat you up! *mad face* Grrr...
**TWENTY MINUTES LATER**
Jinnai: Ha ha! Run away, cowards. Or I will send you to the next dimension!
Afura: Enough! You have maddened me far beyond normal madness! I will defeat you! RYAAAAAAHHHH!!! *powers up*
Jinnai: Darn you! Power level increased to 3000?!
Afura: Now then, time to fight. *mad face*
Jinnai: I FLY! *flies*
Afura: Noooo!!! *mad face*
TO BE CONTINUED...
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« on: August 07, 2003, 01:12:00 pm »
MAKOTO: Oh man! Nanami escaped from prison, and she's headed right for us!
ALIELLE: AAAAAAAAHHH! Why won't she leave me alone? All I wanted was to be her Special Friend, not her Love Slave! Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a lesbian in this continuity?!
FUJISAWA: *sighs* I need a drink.
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« on: August 05, 2003, 11:20:00 pm »
Maaan... why did Rob have to put up all those hentai doujinshi in the forums for? Has he no SHAME? I think I'm gonna be sick... *urp*
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« on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »
TAKE ONE:
Makoto: Hey, baby... what's your sign?
Ifurita: Do not enter.
Makoto: Doh... *facefaults*
TAKE 2:
Makoto: Hey, babe, where ya been all my life?
Ifurita: Hiding from you.
Makoto: Gah! *facefaults*
TAKE 3:
Makoto: Wow, hon, your face must turn a few heads!
Ifurita: Yes, and yours must turn a few stomachs.
Makoto: Ouch! *facefaults*
SCENE 4:
Makoto: But, Ifurita, I think I can make you really happy...
Ifurita: Why? Are you leaving?
Makoto: Ugh... *facefaults*
SCENE 5:
Makoto: Man, baby, you're fine. If I ever saw you naked, I'd die a happy man.
Ifurita: Well, if I ever saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Makoto: AAACK! *facefaults*
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« on: August 03, 2003, 07:33:00 pm »
Dall: MY FACE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE?!!
Quawool: I just applied a coconut and cucumber face mask! Heh... who knew such an interesting result would take place? heh heh heh... *gulp*
Dall: NOOO! How the heck am I gonna get chicks now?!! My personality? Yeah, right! You'll pay, you hear! YOU'LL PAAAY!
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« on: July 30, 2003, 04:10:00 am »
Kalia: Hey, Jinnai... pull my finger!
Jinnai: Erk... *backs away slowly*
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« on: July 29, 2003, 11:08:00 pm »
Your El-Hazard watching pleasure was suddenly interrupted when the biggest fuckin' cockroach you ever saw scuttled across the tv screen.
Time to call the Orkin man!
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« on: July 28, 2003, 01:21:00 am »
Makoto: Mr. Fujisawa... I peed in my pants AGAIN!
Fujisawa: Congratulations, Makoto. Not only are you a wimpy dork who looks like a girl, but you constantly piss yerself, too! Way to go, poindexter! You give the phrase PATHETIC LOSER a whole new meaning.
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