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« on: January 04, 2004, 10:19:00 pm »
Alliele: Oooooohhhhhh!! Mack Attack!
Londs: Makoto-dono, we are all aware that you're married to the game. But please do your mackin' at some other time!
Fujisawa: M-Mizuhara........ JOO G07 G4M3!!!!!
Nanami: Makoto-chan! How could you be such a player! You NEVER let me climb on top of you in public like that!
Rune: O-Oh my..... oh my........ ooohh..........
Makoto: B-But.... I didn't do anything!!!!
Ifurita: Ifurita ureshiiiiii!!!!
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« on: December 30, 2003, 04:31:00 pm »
Rune: D-Did you just pull that out of the garbage?
Nanami: Sure, why not? Hey, this tastes great!
Alliele: Let's just ignore her. Hurry, this way.
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« on: December 23, 2003, 02:51:00 pm »
Announcer: I'm reporting live here from El-Hazard's first annual "Whacky Races Cup." It looks like several members of the Bugrom hive are lea........ *EHEM* Excuse me, Afura Mann now in the lead with a rather exemplary display of road rage in her restored vintage air car......
64
« on: December 19, 2003, 01:00:00 pm »
Our friends from Earth take advatage of the unseasonable cold to introduce the people of El Hazrad to a rare, new concept....
Rune: I'm gonna fall.....
Makoto: There you go! See, you can do it!
Nanami: Gee Princess, aren't you cold showing all that cleavage?
Fujisawa: Whaaaaa I can't see! I'm falling!
Ifurita: Get up... try again....... my butt hurts :'(
Diva: This is perfect! I must master the art of Bugrom martial combat adapted to arctic conditions.......
Jinnai: What... is this feeling? I feeeeeeeeeeelllll like singiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shayla: This cool breeze........ I've never felt it before... it's so..... so.......
Alliele: That's because you're not wearing any underwear, Shayla Nee-sama!
65
« on: December 17, 2003, 06:37:00 pm »
Meanwhile, at the El-Hazard Zoo.....
Miz: Oh come now, little orphan child from Wanderers whose name I've forgotten! They're just Bugrom! Defeated years ago, almost without effort! See, even Ura and her boyfriend aren't scared!
Shayla-Shayla, Jr: Gaaaah! That pink haired old bag always gives me the creeps!
Miz: ...and you, Shayla-Shayla, Jr! Get over here and say hello to your Godmother!
Diva: Please God, make me extinct. I cannot bear it...
Katsuo: BRGRK?!?
66
« on: December 15, 2003, 11:36:00 am »
Londs: You call this a last meal? *HMPH*
Jinnai: It's only befitting of Roshtaria's most obnoxious Strategos....
Londs: I'm the Captain of the Palace Guard -_-;
Jinnai: Here, feel lucky. In my pocket I have a granola bar you can have for dessert!
67
« on: December 12, 2003, 07:16:00 pm »
Shayla: Grrr.... this thing is impossible to control with elemental powers! Why isn't there a keyboard or mouse or something?
Diva: Hmmm..... like this?
Jinnai: HA HA HA! Yes, Diva that's absolutely correct! I, Lord God Jinnai will receive the highest marks in Floristica Parks & Rec's Introduction to Computers class!
Makoto: Shoot, Jinnai's ahead! If he beats me, Nanami will never let me hear the end of it!
Schtadtlebaum: This is not a graded course, you buffons.
Old Guy 1: Say Wilbur... where did you find that website with all the titties?
Old Guy 2: ::breathing a bit heavy::
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« on: December 11, 2003, 03:08:00 pm »
Jinnai: What the hell?!? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? YOU SICKOS!!!!!
Fujisawa: I know it may seem a bit odd......
Jinnai: Why are their heads sticking out of the front of these trucks?!?
Fujisawa: Well you see, there's this episode of Adventures of the Mini-Goddesses where.....
Jinnai: Whatever! I don't care...... just gimme the one with Mizuhara on it... I guess........
69
« on: December 09, 2003, 06:16:00 pm »
Jinnai: Get outta my dreams! Get into my car! No wait, that's not right.......
Miz: Faster Masamichi! Faster!
Fujisawa: Yeah.....
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« on: December 07, 2003, 06:16:00 pm »
Makoto: Gah.. no moooooorrree......... arr...ooowssss my frontal lobe.........
Rune: Oh my..... do you think they're poison arrows?
71
« on: December 06, 2003, 06:22:00 pm »
On the scene of the first annual Ifurita Cup.....
Afura: I'm reporting live from the volcano run of the steeplechase. Ifurita is leading with Ifurita hot on her heels, followed by Ifurita, Ifurita and..........
Jinnai: Shit, that looks hot!
Makoto: AAHHHH!!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!
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« on: December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm »
El Hazard: Holiday in Okinawa
Dall: Oh! The green grocery remarked on my unfathomable feminine grace! I'm flattered beyond comprehension!
Ifurita: Mmmmm.... Dim Sum........
Jinnai: Holy cow! What are we doing in China Town?!?
Makoto: It's Shoukichi Kina! Wait for me! I wanna hear "Haisai Ojisan!"
73
« on: December 02, 2003, 06:14:00 pm »
Alliele: Guys... I don't think there's even anything salvagable in this wreckage. Looks like we're gonna get wet!
Shayla: I'm more worried about where that Fatora disappeared to. What's she up to now?
Fujisawa: Relax babe and have a drink with me. Now where did I put that bottle........
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« on: November 30, 2003, 12:25:00 am »
Shayla: Damn it Parnasse! You grabbed my ass in the haunted house, didn't you?!?
Alliele: You trash! You're really unbelievable.
Parnasse: Uguuuuuuuuu~ I... didn't.......
Fatora: HMPH! Such an arrogant young man! Only another woman can really understand how a woman wants her ass grabbed. Allow me to demonstrate......
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« on: November 28, 2003, 07:58:00 pm »
Shayla: Eeeeh? An Inn, all the way out here in the middle of nowhere. Think they'll rent us a room for an hour?
Makoto: I hope so.... looks like there isn't much else to do in this town but pork.
Fujisawa: Paradise...with-in my grasp.... must make it to the cocktail lounge............
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