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« on: March 06, 2004, 09:56:00 pm »
...meanwhile at Floristica Downtown Cineplex......
Jinnai: Listen up you flea-bitten beast! New Years in Japan is a time for Kaiju films, and this one in particular is my favorite. Now... GGGGUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Ura: NYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nanami (on screen): Oh gawd Makoto.... oh gawd.... push it in faster........
Makoto (on screen): N-Nanami........ugh.........uh
Diva (on screen): Hmmmm..... looks like you're busy in here. Maybe I should leave...... or would you rather I stayed?
Projector: *CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*
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« on: February 29, 2004, 08:12:00 pm »
...meanwhile, things weren't going so well in the El-Hazard/Night of the Living Dead crossover.
Shayla: Uuuuuhhh... waz all that bangin' and moanin' in the middle of the night? Masamichi, I told you I wasn't going to stay over any more if you and Miz were going to be grindin' all night long!
Fujisawa: GAH!!! The walls won't hold much longer!!! Quick Shayla Shayla, use that umm.... flame thingy of yours!!!
Shayla: S-S'cuse me?!? And why do you look like Lupin III? Is this Miz's new kink? -_-;
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« on: February 21, 2004, 05:46:00 pm »
Rune: Why?!? Why does sex always have to be an issue on this campus?!? Tell me, Makoto!
Makoto: 'cause, sweetheart. Sex makes the world go 'round. And if you're not going to give it to me, I'll just go get it somewhere else!
Fatora: I like sex. Why just the other day I was in a "'round the world" with four freshmen girls from Oceanographic department and......
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« on: February 17, 2004, 11:37:00 pm »
Nanami: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Wow! Look at all the people running around! This place is busier than Shinonome and Floristica combined!
Shayla Shayla: Why is that Escalade bouncing up and down like that? Isn't that bad for the pavement?
Ifurita: Hey, you kids shouldn't make fun of tourists! If you think you're so hot, why don't you blow up all those skyscrapers over there at once? Bet ya can't huh? Well watch this!
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« on: February 13, 2004, 05:06:00 pm »
Jinnai: Ya see these?!?
Diva: Roofies?!?
Jinnai: Roofies!!!
Diva: Ya mean..... finally.......me and Ifurita......
Jinnai (in high pitched voice): "Oh your highness Queen Diva, I don't care if you're another woman! Take me now!"
Diva: ::screams with delight::
Jinnai: Just don't forget, I get my turn first!
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« on: February 10, 2004, 09:05:00 pm »
Nanami: ...now let's how we're doing on this week's "El-Hazard Bachelor!!"
Jinnai: MUST I TELL YOU A MILLION TIMES?!? I HAVE NO USE FOR WOMEN... unless they can level cities in a single blast.... NOW GET OUT OF MY PARLOUR SO I CAN CONTINUE TO PLOT THE DOWNFALL OF MIZUHARA!!! I know you were sent here to seduce me you Floristican tart!
Rune; But Katsu-kun, how can you be so cruel to me? Can't you feel my body crying out to you?!?
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« on: February 03, 2004, 11:33:00 pm »
Boss: Mizuhara! Must I remind you that you're still on probabtion! Jinnai may be a bit mentally unstable, but he's still a made member of this corporation. You would not act this way if you really wanted this job! Have you forgotten that we're still in a recession?
Makoto: But boss, I already told you! I didn't do it! I've been working on this quarter's budget audit all morning!
Jinnai: LIAR! He is so lying! Wanna be salaryman! Gimme my Katsuo plushie back you friggin' crummy thief!
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« on: January 27, 2004, 07:38:00 pm »
Fujisawa: Come on Diva, did you really think you'd be able to learn yoga wearing that outfit?!?
Diva: Well..........HMPH! I never!
Ifurita: Oww.... oww.... oww....
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« on: January 24, 2004, 03:39:00 pm »
Jinnai: Cripes, right in the middle of lunch! What don't my evil plans of domination ever go right?!?
Shayla: Damn it you bastard!!!! Get back here and take responsibility for this!!!!
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« on: January 21, 2004, 04:07:00 am »
Ifurita: It's so soft and sweet....*SIGH* I wonder if it's mother is around?
Makoto: That's it, I'm outta here!
Katsuo: BRGRK?!?
Jinnai: You're right Katsuo, I can use this! Go on and run Mizuhara! I won't let my feathery new weapon fall into your clutches! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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« on: January 18, 2004, 02:23:00 am »
Fujisawa: Oh... Ashiel! Looks like someone else accidentally wandered into the "cheesecake" hall of this art gallery. Help me sneak out of here before Miz catches me!
Ashiel: O-Oh my..... oh my................ Oh, my.
Nanami: Shayla Shayla! I can't believe you're trying to sneak in the window! Just pay at the entrance like everyone else!
Shayla: Aww why don't you.... HOLY COW!
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« on: January 14, 2004, 01:13:00 am »
Ifurita (OVA): Wow, "Back to School Night!" This really takes me back to when I went here with Makoto.........*SIGH*
Ifurita (TV): Onee-chan no baka! Those aren't even real memories! It's because you live in a dream world that Makoto is out every night drinking with his buddies and.......
Fujisawa: PHWEW! Pretty wild bunch of students this year, glad I'm retired!
Shayla: Shit, that other woman and her dopey sister are here too. Hopefully she didn't see me. So what if I had a baby with him, too?!? Our kid is better looking and......
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« on: January 11, 2004, 04:19:00 pm »
Fatora: You see, I was right! Spiking Fatora's drink with LSD really was a good idea after all!
Jinnai: Ah... for once I'll concede Mako..... err, Fatora! Yes, this time indeed... GUHAHAHAHA!
Afura: I am a wood sprite! Look at me Shayla!
Shayla: I'm ignoring all of you. You're all not here.......
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« on: January 08, 2004, 11:18:00 pm »
Ifurita: Will you three please be quiet! We're almost out of here without HER noticing. Let's keep it that way....
Fujisawa: Eep! S-Sorry!
Makoto: That Kalia... I can't believe her inviting us to play labyrinth tag and then trying to sell us things.......
Jinnai: Where did she learn such manipulative wordplay?? Maybe I should consider her for a new Public Relations position.......
Kalia: Hmph, you blue-haired hussy! How dare you try to steal my clients away from me!
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« on: January 07, 2004, 08:18:00 pm »
Fujisawa: *HICK* Wa-where am I? What am I doing......
Diva: You drowned yourself in a cask of Dorisland Cider and began stomping about the woods shouting about how you were the Lumber King.
Gilda: Really, Mr Fujisawa! We are trying to conduct a marriage ceremony here! Your inebrieated rantings are are worse than these two and their bickering!
Ifurita: We're NOT bickering! I was simply trying to explain to this slow-witted, excuse for a priestess.....
Ashiel: That's all the backtalk I'll have from you, Demon! Prepare to die!
Fujisawa: I'm gonna throw up.......
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