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Messages - Saucer
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« on: September 01, 2004, 04:22:00 pm »
Visiting hours at the Floristica Palace Dungeon......
Fujisawa: Heyyyaaaa.. waa'a fuck? Only da cat dish time? At shlut Meessh finally gittin tiyred ov me eehh? P'ob'ly cheatin' on me too......
Ura: *SIGH* How you get drunk, locked up in cell? No one come see drunk, MROW!
Fujisawa: 'ey Ura, why'nya come in here with me 'n keep me warm? I could yoosh shome pussy! Get it? Pussy! Har har *HACK*COUGH*
Ura: *HISS*
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« on: August 26, 2004, 03:57:00 pm »
Fujisawa: Quick, Mizuhara! Catch us before we hit the street!! Can't you hear us?!? Hey, Palace Guards!!!!!
Miz: Oh, Masamichi! I don't think they can hear us over the traffic and your student's amplified cackling!! Grandmother, we'll be joining you sooner than expected!
Alliele: MAKOTO!! This is all your fault for getting us into this in the first place! If I die, I swear I'll haunt you forever!!!!
Fatora: W-Wha...?? Wasn't I just sneaking into the women's changing room?
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« on: August 18, 2004, 03:28:00 pm »
Makoto: Find where he's broadcasting from! We can't let his ratings get any higher.
Palace Guards: Sir!!!
Nanami: He's already seduced Shinjuku. Soon he'll have all of Tokyo if we don't do something Makoto-chan! My brother is going to ruin our Talk Show!
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« on: August 11, 2004, 09:57:00 pm »
Jinnai: I-Ifurita......*SNIFF*
Shayla Shayla: Aw, quit yer bitchin'! She had an opportunity to be a star and she took it! All you wanted her to do was blow things up all the time! Good for you, sister!
Ifurita (on TV): "Long ago and oh so far away
I fell in love with you before the second show ....."
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« on: August 04, 2004, 10:39:00 pm »
Diva: I wasn't too sure about this Roshtarian/Bugrom Peace and Togetherness Sea Cruise at first... but somehow this enchanting little cocktail bar has helped ease my mind and soothe my nerves......
Makoto: Naaaaaaaamamiii.....were fuckish 'at shlut Ifffertita?!?!? HHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYY gidda fuck out here ya blue-haired tramp. Doan fuckin' hide frum me....*mumble*mutter*
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« on: July 28, 2004, 03:19:00 pm »
Jinnai: N-No.........
Fujisawa: Hello? Hey when ya gonna send me mah shit?!?
Jinnai: I can't believe you sold my demon-god key staff on eBay?!?!
Makoto: Heh heh, come on Jinnai. Send the man his "shit."
Fujisawa; Yeah, uh.... I'm still getting Priority mail right?
Jinnai: ;_; You bastards......
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« on: July 22, 2004, 09:35:00 pm »
This is what happens when you hang out at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco on a holiday weekend... everytime!
Ifurita: I swiped another package of saltines off an outdoor table at the Chowder joint!
Fujisawa: Fooooodddd........
Mistress Fatora: H-Hey! Did I say you can eat?!?! You scum!!!! No food for you, until you can take the entire broomstick!
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« on: July 16, 2004, 11:10:00 pm »
For the contestants of the annual All El-Hazard Giant Hoagie Eating Contest, there is only victory...... or defeat........
Jinnai: OOOWWWAAAHH!!! UWWAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nanami: Eeeeewwwwww!!! Oni-chan, you're so gross! Why do you always have to be such a dork?!?
Fujisawa: Ah, yes. Another victory, thanks to a hearty appettite built on being stuck in the months for weeks without food. *BURP* No victory dinner for me, thanks. I'll just drink mine....
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« on: July 07, 2004, 11:32:00 pm »
This little Bugrom learned a lesson he'll never forget; Never sneak around in a multiplex without reading the marque above the doors first!!!
Ifurita: Gomen, Katsuhiko-san. Gomen!
Jinnai: What is it Ifurita? Can't you understand my feelings?!? Or, is it him?
Ifurita: ....
Jinnai: It IS him, isn't it?!? Ifurita, he's dead! Are you going to pine for a dead man for the rest of your life?
Ghost of Fujisawa: Jiiiinnnnnaaaaaiiiiiiiiii...............
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« on: July 03, 2004, 10:58:00 pm »
Fujisawa: Let's just leave those two alone for awhile and let them talk this out.
Ashiel: Idiots....
Makoto: But it was just a T-Shirt?!? Hot Topic can order another one. And who's going to pay for all that damage to the mall?
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« on: June 24, 2004, 12:09:00 pm »
Shayla: Oh Fatora.........
Fatora: ShayGGGEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fujisawa: Uuuuugggghhhhh.... where da hell am I? And what am I doing, laying on all these bottle bags? Ooohhh, mah head.....
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« on: June 14, 2004, 08:32:00 pm »
Diva: Shayla..... this is a dubbing session. You don't need to get naked for the Arlimon scene.
Shayla: Oh loosen up Diva. This feels great. Besides, it adds some spice to the recording engineers' pathetic lives. Plus, they get furries to boot!
Ura: Nya!
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« on: June 08, 2004, 10:50:00 pm »
Diva was feeling rather swashbuckling, in her new travelling trews. Whilst scoping out the area for a new hive, she decided to test her mate's masculine prowess with a saber. Needless to say, Jinnai's skills in dueling leave much to be desired.
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« on: June 05, 2004, 10:54:00 pm »
Jinnai's latest attempt at reactivating a piece of ancient El-Hazard technology had some unforeseen drawbacks.
Jinnai: Hey, get....OWW MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! Get back here!!!! This time I'll sh..... OWW OWW CHRIST OWW DAMN IT!!!!
Fujiawa: S-So Shayla, you're a Priestess of Fire right? Umm.. can't you err... like......
Shayla: *SIGH* Why even bother? He'll just find and activate something even more dangerously stupid next week.....
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« on: June 01, 2004, 08:33:00 pm »
*CLICK*
Jinnai: Wake up you idiot!
Ifurita: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*CLICK*
Ifurita: Cheese!
Jinnai: GGAAAHHH!!!!! My foot!!!!!
*CLICK*
Ifurita: Master, this is so much fun! Can we set up a Crepes stand, too?
Jinnai: mutter...mumble...
*CLICK*
Jinnai: GACK!!!!!!
Ifurita: ???
*CLICK*
Shayla: What in the HELL are you doing in my shower stall?!? Get out!
Ifurita: Bad idea, very bad idea Master!
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