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Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / More Oh! My Goddess coming in 2006
« on: November 27, 2005, 04:47:11 pm »
Quoted from another forum.

"Afternoon magazine, by Kodansha, has announced a second season of the Ah! My Goddess TV series, set to air in early 2006 on TBS."

Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Men's Rules (that women should know)
« on: November 24, 2005, 07:05:00 pm »
I don't agree with all of these.... but most of them are hilarious! (And no, I didn't write this. Some of you have probably already seen it around the net)

Men's Rules (that women should know)

1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

6. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

11. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

12. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

13. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

14. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

26. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

27. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

28. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

I must really be out of the loop. I just discovered today - quite by accident - that there is a new Hitchhiker's movie and it's premiering this Friday. This certainly was news (shocking news) to me. I know Hollywood has been threatening to do this for 2 decades now, Douglas Adams-sensei even mentions it in his post-humous collection of miscellany. It just kinda shocked me that it's actually happening. I'm a little afraid to see it, for ph33r that it will suck tremendous amounts of ass. I can almost hear sensei rolling over in his grave now as we speak......

Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Real Otaku Heroes
« on: March 05, 2005, 09:53:28 pm »
I think we should all take a moment out of our busy lives to appreciate those who have contributed so much to our community as a whole; Real Otaku Heroes. Prepare for wrongness.  ^_^V

Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / AIC forums are toast
« on: November 26, 2004, 09:28:47 pm »
For you past and present AIC english forum members and lurkers, I've been told that the forum is apparently no more due to some sort of policy change or something or other.

Our intrepid pal BobN64 has created a new gathering place for former AIC members; The Sanctuary. I've been out of the AIC forum loop for quite some time, but I'll be stopping in to see some old faces. ^^;

Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / DEATHMATCH!
« on: October 16, 2004, 11:59:36 pm »
This one has limitless potential.....


Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / "Ahh, you damn otaku..."
« on: October 16, 2004, 08:34:25 pm »
I was just going through my pics folder and found this screen cap that I took and forgot about. You Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu fans will appreciate this. ^_^

Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Japanese tranlastion requested
« on: June 19, 2004, 11:22:34 pm »
To MrWhat and all you other helpful students of Japanese here at EHOL, Sarah and I are dying to know what the first verse to Styx's "Mr Roboto" says! I kinda know some words but not enough to make sense of the second and forth lines! OK, here goes:

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

After you finish, please reward youself by playing the Styx Drinking Game!  ;D Thanks in advance!

El-Hazard Online / El Hazard on Bit Torrent
« on: June 13, 2004, 10:44:07 pm »
For those that are interested, the original OVA can be had via Bit Torrent on SuprNova.org. For those who aren't experienced in navigating through BT trackers, you're probably better off finding through the Search link at the top. Otherwise, click the Misc link and it's about midway down the list. After the normal alphabetical listing, it starts the files listed first with the subbers name bracketed in front then alphabetical (i.e.- El Hazard is listed under "[a4e]El Hazard Magnificent World OVA...").

Now Presenting, El-Hazard Online's Greatest Anime of All Time, as selected by the members! Thank you all for participating. As noted previously, titles earned points according to how you ranked them. So, a title that was ran lower overall but selected by more people tended to rate higher. Though it shouldn't come as any suprise as to which titles made the top three (at least, I wasn't suprised). And now without further ado, your favorite anime....




Tenchi Muyo!


Shin Seikai Evangerion/Neon Genesis Evangelion


Cowboy Bebop




Ranma 1/2


Love Hina


Aa Megami-sama!/Oh My Goddess!




Azumanga Daioh

So, how did the other series fare?

Dragon Ball Z

Shojo Kakumei Utena/Revolutionary Girl Utena

FLCL/Furi Kuri
Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu

Excel Saga

Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon
Gundam Wing
Haibane Renmei
Irresponsible Captain Tylor
Mononoke Hime/Princess Mononoke

Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040
Crest/Banner of the Stars
Kimagure Orange Road
Rockman EXE
Saber Marionette J
Tenkuu no Escaflowne/Vision of Escaflowne

Aim for the Top! Gunbuster
Fruits Basket
Golden Boy
Sakura Wars

Astro Boy
Scrapped Princess
Sentimental Journey
Shingetsutan Tsukihime

Galaxy Fraulein Yuna
Read or Die
Rurouni Kenshin
Twelve Kingdoms
Voices From a Distant Star

Kare Kano
Last Exile
Roujin Z
Steel Angel Kurumi 2
Weiss Kreuz
You're Under Arrest!

Full Metal Panic
Kodocha/A Child's Toy
Magic Knight Rayearth
Maria-sama ga Miteru
My Dear Marie
Someday's Dreamers
Spirited Away

Birdy the Mighty
Boogiepop Phantom
Dragon Ball GT
Miyuki-chan in Wonderland
Royal Space Force/Wings of Honneaise
Urusei Yatsura

All-Purpose Cultural Catgirl Nuku Nuku
Hyper Police
Real Bout High School
Video Girl Ai

El-Hazard Online / On physiology and dimensional travel...
« on: June 06, 2004, 10:54:57 pm »
The recent ressurection of the "magnificent love-triangle world" thread inspired this thought in me. I am reminded of a short story by Larry Niven, in which a time traveler strays into an alternate timeline where humans evolved from wolves, rather than apes. Humanoid apes exist, but they're very primitive and need to be cared for by the wolf-humans. The traveler is accepted by the wolf-people, but as he spends more time in a timeline where he doesn't belong, he starts becoming stupid and turning into one of the primitive apes. He rushes to his time machine and hurries home. But as he departs, the daughter of the Lord he was staying with jumps into the machine with him. She's fallen in love with him and wants to go with him. The problem is, when they return to his timeline, she turns into a dog!

So it causes me to wonder, what will happen to our friend's from Shinonome after they've spent excessive amounts of time on El Hazard, a dimension where they shouldn't theoretically exist? How does the physiology of the people of El Hazard differ from earthlings? Do they live longer? And if they stay there long enough, will they become like the people of El Hazard eventually? Does Makoto's ability to operate the ancient El Hazard technology increase over time, to the point where he can travel to Earth like in the end of the OVA? And what of Ifurita on Earth? If she stays there long enough, will she become human?

.... Fri, May 28 through Sun, June 6. Going on a cheap cruise with some friends. Might be home early, but otherwise I'll talk to you guys when I get back! Then we'll take another look at this EHOL Top Ten Anime of All Time business!

Tanjoubi Omedetou, Bob-kun!

Here's something fun to try, how about a poll to determine which anime series' are favored by EHOL members, and how do they rank? Simply list your top ten anime, and rank them 1-10. It's important to rank them, as the anime with more votes will rank higher on the list. Points will be determined by ranking. For example: #1 = 10 points, #2 - 9 points, #3 = 8 points, etc...  I will tally them up Friday, June 11 and slap the whole thing together.

Here is my list as an example:

1. El-Hazard
2. Kimagure Orange Road
3. Aim for the Top! Gunbuster
4. Scrapped Princess
5. St Luminous Mission High School
6. Voices From a Distant Star
7. Tenkuu no Escaflowne
8. Love Hina
9. Full Metal Panic
10. Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu


What if I haven't seen ten anime?
Just list every anime you have seen!

What if I don't/can't rank them?
Then I'll just assign points to them depending on how much I like the series! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! No seriously, just try your best!

Can I vote for a hentai?

Can I vote for a manga, game or non-anime animation?

Can I change my titles/order after I post?
Yes, as long as you do so before the deadline, Friday, June 11.

Any other questions, post 'em! Otherwise, let's get on with it and have a good time!

Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Chinese cookie fortunes... -in bed
« on: March 26, 2004, 08:35:53 pm »
OK, here's something fun to try! Next time you're at a chinese restaraunt, take your fortune cookie fortune and put "-in bed" on the end. Endless hours of merriment! I'll start us off......

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded -in bed

Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation -in bed

With patience and determination, anyone can succeed -in bed

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