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Pic of the Moment / Re: Uh... Yeah... Huh.
« on: December 17, 2003, 06:37:00 pm »
Millie: Waaah! Miss Miz! Diva's being mean, and she won't let us into their fort! And they dyed my hair blue!

Miz: There, there...

Diva: Nyah, nyah! We only let Bugrom into our club, so there!

Young Shayla: Stupid, stuck up Bugrom! Well, I'm gonna make my OWN club, and I won't let ANY Bugrom in it!

Pic of the Moment / Re: In the Back Lot, a Meeting is Being Held...
« on: December 11, 2003, 03:08:00 pm »
Fujisawa: Look, all I'm saying is that six million Roshtals is a bit much for just one used truck.

Jinnai: You dare impugn the quality of the merchandise at "Honest Fred's Military Surplus Outlet"?

Parnasse: Say, shouldn't this vehicle have a steering wheel?

Makoto: Or, you know, an engine, or something?

Pic of the Moment / Re: This Begs the Question...
« on: November 20, 2003, 02:41:00 pm »
Jinnai: I'm afraid this is just one of the things you're going to have to put up with, if you want to be a Ghostbuster, my dear Rune Venus.

Rune Venus: But Parnasse just slimed me!

Jinnai: Trust me, he was much worse when he was alive.

Rune Venus: But why do you even let him hang around?!

Jinnai: ... I don't know. Now, we have more important things to worry about, like what to do about that Stay-Puft Super Saiyajin back there.

Stay-Puft Super Saiyajin: DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Pic of the Moment / Re: Time to Make up an Excuse
« on: November 17, 2003, 04:00:00 pm »
Jinnai: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

Diva and the Bugrom: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.

Pic of the Moment / Re: "Come on, everyone!"
« on: November 11, 2003, 02:56:00 pm »
Ifurita: Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

Jinnai: I KNEW it was a bad idea to teach her how to disco... Why the hell did I teach her how to disco, anyway?

Pic of the Moment / Re: There's Ishiel... Who'da thunk it?
« on: November 08, 2003, 09:17:00 pm »
Parnasse: Are you SURE that attacking the Alliance with this ancient El-Hazard superweapon that is oddly only controllable by members of the Ralielle family will help me pick up chicks?

Ishiel: Of course!

Parnasse: Well... I'll try anything once...

Pic of the Moment / Re: Seconds Later...
« on: November 06, 2003, 12:42:00 am »
Little did Jinnai realize, the illusions of the Phantom Tribe had caused him too look like the largest bottle of Roshtarian wine Mr. Fujisawa had ever seen. Though Rune Venus knew the truth, she was unable to prevent Jinnai's grotesque demise...

Pic of the Moment / Re: Makoto and Nanami and an Axe
« on: October 22, 2003, 04:50:00 pm »
Makoto: So, you're saying that you and Shayla came up with this idea on how to share me with Ifurita and Qawool?

Nanami: That's right!

Makoto: And it involves cutting myself into four pieces with this axe?

Nanami: That's right! And you have to do it. It wouldn't be fair if one of us got to do the dividing.

Makoto: Y'know, I'm really not sure I like this plan...

Nanami: C'mon, it's a GREAT idea! And if it doesn't work out, we'll just glue you back together!

Makoto. Well... Okay. ^_^

Pic of the Moment / Re: Fujisawa and Miz in the field
« on: October 20, 2003, 02:54:00 pm »
Miz: Masamichi darling, this is very sweet and all, but don't you think that it's time to give up?

Fujisawa: Nawr... I shaid I'd carry ya *HIC* acrosh the threshold, and thash what I'm gonner do. *HIC* Erm... I'm sure itsh around here shomewhere...

Miz: Well, can't we at least ask someone for directions?

Fujisawa: Huh-uh! I'm a MAN, and that meansh I alwaysh know where I'm goin'! *Blinks blearily* Even if I don know where I am, exshactly...

Miz: *Sighs* I knew having an open bar at our wedding wasn't the best idea...

Pic of the Moment / Re: Fatora chose to ignore Groucho (Katsuo),,,
« on: October 15, 2003, 01:07:00 pm »
Fatora: *Thinking* Dammit, how am I supposed to get Powerfully Naked with HIM watching me?

[My apologies. I just can't get Rob's new avatar and its hilarious caption out of my mind. ^_^]
Historical Note: Rob featured this avatar on the forum with the quote "Powerfully Naked -- That's Brisk, Baby!"

Pic of the Moment / Re: Ura!
« on: October 14, 2003, 12:39:00 pm »
Diva: *Scolding* Jinnai, are you feeding Mizuhara's still-beating heart to Ura again?

Jinnai: *Meekly* ...no?

Pic of the Moment / Re: Afura's Acting Funny Again!
« on: October 12, 2003, 09:23:00 am »
Nanami: Um, what are you doing, Afura?

Afura: I'm trying to balance these pink marbles on my eyeballs...

Nanami: Oh... *Pause* Erm, why?

Afura: Please be quiet. This isn't nearly as easy as it looks...

Pic of the Moment / Re: Uh, oh... Iffy's mad...
« on: October 07, 2003, 03:15:00 pm »
Ifurita: Hmph. See how YOU like having things inserted into your body.

Jinnai: I just wanted to wind you up!

Ifurita: You're SUPPOSED to use the staff! Pervert.

Pic of the Moment / Re: Afura in Shock?
« on: October 05, 2003, 07:28:00 pm »
Afura: Oh, my God! I knew Ifurita was holding a grudge against Jinnai, but this... I didn't even know you could DO that with a staff like hers! How does it all fit?!

Nanami: Not even my stupid brother deserves THAT! Is there a proctologist in the house?!

Pic of the Moment / Re: Yuba...
« on: October 03, 2003, 06:44:00 pm »
Ifurita: Yuba... I don't know how to say this, but for some reason I feel an inexplicable attraction to this "Makoto Mizuhara". What should I do?

Yuba: Kill him.

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