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Title: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: PoTM on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

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Title: Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: ladypeorth on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

But Makoto was too late.  Jinnai had already heard the Siren's song and was awstruck...not in how good it sounded, but how terribly awful it pierced his ear drums.  El Hazard: The Magnificant Odyseey...Homer, the way it was not ment to be enjoyed.

Title: Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: Tsukasa on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

After 10 years in EL-Hazard never wearing anything esle Jinnai and Makoto are suddenly teleported back home

Jinnai "Crap! I have 10 years of homework to catch up on!"

Makoto "Why are they there?!"

Title: Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: daguru on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

Makoto: Jinnai! Cover your ears! That's not Dall! It's really...

Dall: *sings* Jigglypuff, Jiggleeeeeeeeeepuff. Jigglypuff, Jiggleeeeeeeeeeeee.

Ifurita: ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz.....

Title: Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: larewen_evenstar on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

Jinnai- Ifurita! Help me! I've gone crosseyed again!

Ifurita- What? Sorry I wasn't [aying attention.

Title: Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

Jinnai: N-n-no! My loyal Demon God is cheating on me with that tool, Dall Narcis?!

Dall: Oh, I am sooo happy to be here with you, Iffy dear.

Ifurita: I'm happy to be here with you, Dall.

Jinnai: Grrrr... I'll kill them both! He better not have been winding her up in MY hive!

Makoto: No, Jinnai! Stop! Violence isn't the answer! Just take them on Jerry Springer, and tell your story to a national audience! She's no good fo you!

Title: Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: Saucer on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

El Hazard: Holiday in Okinawa

Dall: Oh! The green grocery remarked on my unfathomable feminine grace! I'm flattered beyond comprehension!

Ifurita: Mmmmm.... Dim Sum........

Jinnai: Holy cow! What are we doing in China Town?!?

Makoto: It's Shoukichi Kina! Wait for me! I wanna hear "Haisai Ojisan!"

Title: Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
Post by: MrWhat on December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm

Dall:  Eskimos have over a hundred words for 'ice', but no word for 'hello'!

Ifurita:  Starfish have no brain!

Makoto:  You can be fined up to $1,000 for whistling on a Sunday in Salt Lake City, Utah!

Jinnai:  Just when I thought I knew everything!