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Title: See?
Post by: PoTM on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

(https://el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/images/oldPoTM/pic118.jpg)

Title: Re: See?
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

~On the next episode of Oz: the Magnificent World~

Makoto: 'Kay, Kuwabisi. In exchange for the cigs and coke, you get to try out my bitch for the night. Jus be sure ta clean him up afterwards. The Aryans and de Sicilians get 'is ass next.

Jinnai: *mutters* Grrr... sure, Makoto. Enjoy yourself now. I may be your bitch at the moment, but time will vindicate me! I will crawl my way to the top of this stupid prison hierarchy, and not even God Himself will stop me! Then it will be you who bends over for ME! Bwah HAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!

~Dedicated to Xel

Title: Re: See?
Post by: larewen_evenstar on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

Makoto- I just don't know. Rune really been wanting it in bed recently. I'm not sure what to do.

randomperson- Ah, trouble in bed! That's typical! Now what's the problem?

Makoto- She doesn't seem to want to sleep anymore.

RP- *shakes head*

Title: Re: See?
Post by: Spanner on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

Makoto: I've planted a bunch of my bio-engineered, Bugrom-eating Venus Flytraps around the castle. We should be perfectly safe from Bugrom invasion!

Groundskeeper: But what if they attack humans?

Makoto: Oh, they won't do that. Why, a human would have to be around Bugrom 24/7 to have enough of a scent for the plants to pick up!

Groundskeeper: I see. Well, that's a relief - obviously none of my staff spends their time around Bugrom.

Jinnai in disguise: Mmmfff mmmmmfff MMFFFF!

Title: Re: See?
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

Makoto: See? Jinnai's no queer. He LIKES eating bush.

PA-DUM-PUM!

Title: Re: See?
Post by: MrWhat on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

One "Fred" in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Title: Re: See?
Post by: Saucer on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

Makoto: You see, even if you've never been in prison before, it's not that big a deal. It's kinda dry, but if you really use your imagination........

Title: Re: See?
Post by: ladypeorth on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

Makoto - I'm sorry but that outfit looks totally stupid on you
Groundskeeper - Not listening...

Title: Re: See?
Post by: Tsukasa on September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm

I told him not to smoke that