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General => Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions => Topic started by: Xel on August 08, 2003, 09:36:21 pm
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I took the time to collect some personal EHOL stats for your enjoyment (or abject horror... but who's keeping track, anyway?). YOU WILL ENJOY THEM.
Total number of times Xel has mentioned Jinnai: 58
Number of posts in which Xel has NOT mentioned Jinnai: 31
Number of posts wherein the subject matter otherwise pertained to Jinnai: 29
Number of posts that referenced illicit Makoto/Jinnai relations: 16
Number of posts wherein any mention of Jinnai or his varying titles was used to address or refer to LGJ: 19
Most overwrought title used by Xel: Phantasmagorically All-Powerful Supreme Ruler Lord God Jinnai
EH Pairings Referenced:
Makoto/Jinnai: 16
Jinnai/Ifurita: 3
Diva/Jinnai: 2
Jinnai/Shayla: 1
Afura/Shayla: 1
Fatora/Nanami: 1
Diva/Makoto: 1
Makoto/Afura: 1
Jinnai/Nanami: 1
So there you have it!
...where is everybody?
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We're all in awe of your stats. Particularly because of the fact you bothered to go through and dig them up. ;D
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That's beautiful, Xel. Just beautiful. A stunning accomplishment. Saucer is very proud of you! ^_^
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That's so very nice, minion. Truly, it is.
But seeing that you have soooo much free time as to construct such a useless tableu of information, then you surely MUST have the time to do something USEFULL!
*passes Xel mop, bucket, and toothbrush*
Okay, Lackey #8. The toilets in this hive have gotten waaay too mucky. Bugrom are prone to massive bowel movements you know.
So then, get cleaning! Start with the stalls in the basement. You should be able to get up to floor 844 by the end of the day. Hurry up, those toilets aren't getting any cleaner with you just standing there!
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So then, get cleaning! Start with the stalls in the basement. You should be able to get up to floor 844 by the end of the day. Hurry up, those toilets aren't getting any cleaner with you just standing there!
But! ;_____;
You let TV Iffy go out and play wreak destruction! I wanna go wreak destruction too! I'll even do it in your name!
*wraps around LGJ's ankles* Pleeeeeeease?
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Grrrr... GET OFF OF ME!
*pushes Xel off his personage*
You know I don't like to be touched. Now quit whining! You can wreak destruction all you want, as soon as you complete your assignment.
Now hurry up and get to it! And don't forget to scrub the hard-to-reach place under the rim. There's all sorts of bad things growin under there...
*walks off to plan the conquest of El-Hazard, as well as wait in anticipation for fresh and clean toilets*
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Tell me Xel, how bored were you really when you came up with those stats?
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*chuckles* Well, the sad part is, I had the idea running through my head for quite some time-- I just kept forgetting about it off and on. Then I was like, "whoa! I'm gonna hit post #60!" and just decided to be a loser and do it. True story. :P
Though it's rather therapeutic. It's like a journey of self-discovery! I encourage you all to try it. :D
But! You'll be happy to know, Lord Jinnai, that I finished the toilets! I stayed up aaaaall night, and I think I may have a couple weird diseases now, but I got it done in half the time thanks to the Almighty Lysol!
I even got to yours and Queen Diva's! ;D Though... sometimes you stumble across some unusual things when invading one's personal space...
Who knew the Queen was hiding a bullwhip under the sink? *shrug*
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Kudos, Xel ;D
I just hope that no one forces poor little Lar to collect stats when she becomes the first user to post 1000 messages :'(
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No. Please don't even think about going there!
poor little Lar
Little? Little? LITTLE?!
If she's little I'm most regularly found in someone's shoe! :-X
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Little? Little? LITTLE?!
If she's little I'm most regularly found in someone's shoe!
Well, we mean age-wise, she's little.
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Little? Little? LITTLE?!
If she's little I'm most regularly found in someone's shoe! :-X
I apologize for that insensitive and offensive remark. In this enlightened day and age, ageism, sexism, and, uh, size-ism are clearly unacceptable.
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Nah, forget it.
I'm simply destined to be short - it's in the genes, you see.
Lar is always making cracks about my size, so I get used to it. ^^;
My nickname is "Stumpy", sadly enough.
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People have been talking about me while I haven't been here. ^^;
Yeah, I make a whole load of jokes about Stumpy here *leans on El's head* don't I Stumpy?
She grew though, didn't you El? I'm about 5' 7'' and I think El is 5' 2'' so, there you have it. And when I get to 1000 posts, I will try to collect stats. :bawl
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You only have 70 more posts to make, then you're not aloud ot post until you collect your stats!
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Quick! Give me a topic to post on!!!
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suggestion:
"a young lady's life in Scotland"...
puh...sounds like some mushy novel title ^^;
...but hey, u never know, people might find it interesting to live with...umm...ok, that's all ^^;
btw, that's a very nice avatar, don't tell me you draw that one >:(, couse then I'll be forced into competition
('n this time I got tons of free time)
Little washu is sort of alter ego for me, but I guess u fit her age better
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Little washu is sort of alter ego for me, but I guess u fit her age better
Lar is 20,000 years old? ^^; Cool. ;)
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Quick! Give me a topic to post on!!!
If a tree falls on top of Makoto in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear his guts squish out of his mouth and butt, does it make a sound?
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Lar is 20,000 years old? Cool.
Erm...yes actually. Naw, I'm only 13.
btw, that's a very nice avatar, don't tell me you draw that one , couse then I'll be forced into competition
No, I didn't draw it, I took it from a website called 'the many faces of washu' so don't worry. I did draw quite a lot of washu pics a while back, but that was when I couldn't draw proparly. My Sasami one was definately a victory though. ;D
Little washu is sort of alter ego for me, but I guess u fit her age better
Yeah, I suppose. But washu's one half of my alter-ego, Lar is the other. I suppose I have a lot of alter-ego's but the Larewen one comes out the most. ;D
If a tree falls on top of Makoto in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear his guts squish out of his mouth and butt, does it make a sound?
Yes. It does. No matter if there's anyone there or not, sound will always exist. ;D
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Yes. It does. No matter if there's anyone there or not, sound will always exist.
Hang on, what about black holes?
(No LGJ, now is not the time for butt jokes)
Yeah, I suppose. But washu's one half of my alter-ego, Lar is the other. I suppose I have a lot of alter-ego's but the Larewen one comes out the most.
I can vouch for that... -_-
Lar is 20,000 years old?
Yep, and pretty darned wrinkly! ;)
"a young lady's life in Scotland"...
Yeah, kinda like one of those slushy romance novels, where the lead character gets kidnaped while she's in school, while she's wearing matching French undies, and ends up falling in love with the kidnapper... ^^;
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Hang on, what about black holes?
Silence is also a noise. No matter what it is, even silence is a noise.
I can vouch for that... -_-
Jeep! I know you can! ;D
Yep, and pretty darned wrinkly! ;)
*shoots el*
Yeah, kinda like one of those slushy romance novels, where the lead character gets kidnaped while she's in school, while she's wearing matching French undies, and ends up falling in love with the kidnapper...
Erm...maybe not...well...in my current situation *stops sitting on her foot* I think anything is possible. ^_^
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If a tree falls on top of Makoto in the middle of the forest, and no one is there to hear his guts squish out of his mouth and butt, does it make a sound?
*wince* Lovely image, truly...
But I'm inclined to say YES, as our Supreme Lord God Jinnai would have carefully placed a video camera, complete with audio, in a discreet spot for the sole purpose of watching the carnage over, and over, and over, and over...
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Yes. It does. No matter if there's anyone there or not, sound will always exist. ;D
That whole principle is wrong, since it conflicts with Zen Logic. ^^;
Silence is also a noise. No matter what it is, even silence is a noise.
Silence is not noise, since silence is an absence of noise. Just as cold is an absence of heat. Further more, audio silence only exists in a black hole because of a lack of atmosphere to carry soundwaves. Radio noise, however, abounds in a black hole.
And that ends today's lesson of "Zen and Physics with Saucer"
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Um, I understood most of that, but, what does "abounds" mean? ^^;
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Oh my.
http://dictionary.reference.com
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Oh! *Comprehension dawns*
Thanks, Rob.
:)
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Well, I thought I'd take the time to say, I have one post to go before my big 100!!!
WOOOO! *Clap*
I will therefore not be posting until I have stolen Xel's idea, and collected my stats. *oh god the horror! ::o*
Thank you, and goodnight. *bows, leaves stage*
Edit: (answer to spanners post, as I can't post until I have all my stats...)
Thanks! I won't be posting until at lest tomorrow, I've only gone through two topics so far. I needed to sleep. :P
El- Yes. you shall all worship me! *evil manic laughter*
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Naturally, we WILL be expecting a speech, as well. Say, oh, a half-hour or so should be enough. ;D
Best of luck to you, Lar!
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Go, Lar, go!
Lar shall also probably be the first to reach post no. 1337.
She shall then become an icon of l3371|\|355, and we shall worship her, dedicating our lives to her, sacrificing unwanted members.
Until she posts again.
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