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General => Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions => Topic started by: Saucer on May 28, 2003, 06:48:23 pm

Title: Horse Pilot
Post by: Saucer on May 28, 2003, 06:48:23 pm: This here is an opportunity to say the first randomly constructed sentence that comes to mind. Don't worry about the what and why? The When is now!
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: Kathy Guinea on May 28, 2003, 08:41:47 pm: Quote
This here is an opportunity to say the first randomly constructed sentence that comes to mind. Don't worry about the what and why? The When is now!

Stinky flabbergasted pickle shorts!
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: larewen_evenstar on May 29, 2003, 10:54:39 am: Idiotic pigeons fly into lamposts!!!
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: Tim needs time to work it out on May 29, 2003, 12:17:43 pm: If drinking drunkards go out for a drink, do the drunkards become drunker?
Title: Because it had to be said
Post by: rienna_the_red on May 29, 2003, 12:58:58 pm: There is a taxi in my tummy.
This root is cooked round and chewy and is soaking in the dress from yesterday.
...scallion?
Beef scallion?

BTW, Hello.
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: El The Istari on May 29, 2003, 01:59:47 pm: Seven car penguins ate me.

Go sing, you manic cat!

Ah! No! The small jelly has eated Mavis!
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: Saucer on May 29, 2003, 11:15:34 pm: Real men wear women's underwear.

Sorry, I meant where
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: El The Istari on May 31, 2003, 09:33:17 am: El eats random people.

*Pokes feet into mouth*
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: larewen_evenstar on May 31, 2003, 11:47:20 am: FLUFFY PENCIL CASES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

You know, Saucer, this is a really good thing to think of, because I have a whole load of random junk floating around inside my head.
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: jewel_of_roshtaria on May 31, 2003, 12:10:05 pm: Have you hugged your Potions Master today?

Get even: Leave your money to your cat.

My mind's made up, please don't confuse me with the facts.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous.

You nonconformists are all alike.
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: Tim needs time to work it out on May 31, 2003, 12:22:26 pm: When a world crashes into Worrel, will Ernest have anything to say?
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: larewen_evenstar on May 31, 2003, 12:28:35 pm: 'Mu' is the most common amswer to everything, and no one understands why.

Lucy went to the market she came back dead.

sandra was also known as bob.

killer sparrows will take over the world......................................................................................................................along with the killer peacocks.
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: pixiegirl on May 31, 2003, 12:56:18 pm: If you let me die,i'll kill you!
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: larewen_evenstar on May 31, 2003, 01:11:43 pm: If I die tomorrow, I will kill myself.
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: executor82 on May 31, 2003, 07:07:34 pm: Milky mushrooms with liberal potato onions in a crimson fluffy marshmallow sauce and the flavour of random people.....hmmm, yummmy!!!
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: El The Istari on June 01, 2003, 04:35:55 am: Soylent Green is people and the mice are controlling everything.
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: larewen_evenstar on June 01, 2003, 11:48:14 am: All girls of the same age shall grow up on the 12th of July.
;D
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: rienna_the_red on June 01, 2003, 01:52:00 pm: Sir, the jam is mouldy in the kitchen, and th rolling rabbit gathers no moss. If you can't stand the heat, go to the dentist and get it fixed, over.
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: pixiegirl on June 01, 2003, 03:08:17 pm: Oh poop! Oh crusty poop on a stick! (i would use the other word but...)
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: El The Istari on June 02, 2003, 12:58:24 pm: Damn, the anagrams have escaped from the plunger.

Please eat your cat to balance the Chi in this room.

Eh? What's that you say? We have to stop Flogging Molly?
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: larewen_evenstar on June 02, 2003, 01:53:18 pm: in the future neds will take over the world, and all civilisation will be doomed for all of eternity!!! ARGGH!!!
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: pixiegirl on June 02, 2003, 01:58:19 pm: I turned over a new leaf you know...now it's upsidedown.

Neds use words that don't excist so that makes them worser than us!
(sp?)
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: El The Istari on June 07, 2003, 04:19:27 pm: Meep meep.

;D
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: larewen_evenstar on June 07, 2003, 05:04:21 pm: Randomly processed chickens are made into cow pies, and then get eaten by one of the scariest cowboys to ever walk the planet.

Three dozen cakes were eaten by stupid kids with no appatite. (sp?)
Title: Re: Horse Pilot
Post by: pixiegirl on June 08, 2003, 03:32:48 pm: We did not make the wholes in the O-Zone layer,the stars did. They are so damn pointy...