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General => El-Hazard Online => Topic started by: dronealien on September 21, 2003, 06:28:15 pm

Title: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: dronealien on September 21, 2003, 06:28:15 pm
What if Makoto became a vampire. ;D...........okay so its not that interesting but it has merit. -_-
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on September 21, 2003, 06:31:34 pm
O_o ... Actually ... I have images I was making around last October for something I never actually bothered to finish.

http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/nightmares3.jpg
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/nightmares4.jpg
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/nightmares5.jpg
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/nightmares6.jpg
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/nightmares7.jpg
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/nightmares8.jpg
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/nightmares9.jpg

You can fill in your own story...
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: dronealien on September 21, 2003, 06:34:15 pm
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Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: dronealien on September 21, 2003, 06:39:12 pm
 :|Gimme a while my brain is still recovering. :|
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Tim needs time to work it out on September 21, 2003, 08:19:20 pm
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You're thinking of perverse thoughts about Makoto being a vampire?
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Saucer on September 21, 2003, 10:45:47 pm
To one whose lifespan is virtually endless by human comparison, Makoto's lifespan would seem like a mere flickering spark in a fire to Ifurita. More than anything, Ifurita's delicate heart would be crushed by the death of her beloved Makoto in a mere 60-80 years. To prolong the pain, if only for her sake, Makoto embarks on a journey to earth, to obtain the curse of immortality from a member of the undead race.

Meanwhile, Jinnai suddenly stumbles over puberty and switches his ambition from conquest to mad phat playa of the year. Bitter at being snubbed by "That flamy wind-up bitch," Jinnai spends a good deal of time hanging out at the Floristica mall and dropping lines at various hoes that pass through. Ifurita becomes the most common target of Jinnai's pursuits.

His blood boiling with a black rage that only the undead can feel, after learning that Jinnai is trying to jock his hometender, Makoto returns to El Hazard after completing his work with the Hellsing Organization (don't ask) to seek revenge. Needless to say, crazy weirdo freak blood "tastes like shit."

El Hazard: The Mad Phat Pimpin' Undead World ...  the adventures continues (gomen nasai, Hayashi-sensei!)
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on September 21, 2003, 10:52:01 pm
Wow.   ^^;  And I thought for sure this would be a dead topic.  Way to go, Saucer!
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Spanner on September 21, 2003, 11:22:13 pm
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You're thinking of perverse thoughts about Makoto being a vampire?


Naw, he's just from the Oliphanti Clan of vampires, well-known and rightly feared for their dispicable practice of sucking blood through their noses instead of by biting. What you're seeing here is a bit of residual drippage.

...

*Nods* Yeah, that's right.

Cute images Rob. It's Jinnai the Vampire Slayer! ;D

You know, I think that the best way to convince Jinnai to turn good would be to convince Makoto to turn bad...



Makoto: Bwahaha! Jinnai, you'll never stop me from conquering the world!

Jinnai: You rat! That's MY idea! Well, I'll never let you get away with it! I'll protect this world with my last breath!

*And the bards sang of Jinnai's heroics for generations thereafter...*
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: MrWhat on September 22, 2003, 12:19:56 am
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What if Makoto became a vampire. ;D

(shameless plug)  This isn't my best work... and it's probably not exactly what you had in mind... but, here you go.

The Revenant (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1108641)
Title: Vampire Stalker Jinnai
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on September 22, 2003, 02:19:40 pm
Grrrrrrrrr... !!!!!

That stupid stupid STUPID Mizuhara! He always tries to upstage me! If he isn't showing off at track, he's making himself evil AND immortal!

YOU LOUSY BASTARD!!!

You wanna play rough, huh? Well then, let's play rough!

*grabs Vampire Killer whip, supersoaker full of holy water, crossbow, neatly sharpened stakes, garlic necklace, submachine gun with silver bullets, then straps a massive wooden cross on his back*

Time for this Lord God to send an unholy creature back to the abyss!

*poses, while cool 80's rock music plays in the background*
Title: Re: Vampire Stalker Jinnai
Post by: Xel on September 22, 2003, 05:09:35 pm
Slay that heathen, Master! Banzai! Banzai! ;D

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You wanna play rough, huh? Well then, let's play rough!


*opens mouth to say something*

...

*closes it*

T'wasn't nothing. =,]
Title: Re: Vampire Stalker Jinnai
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on September 23, 2003, 01:46:03 am
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Slay that heathen, Master! *opens mouth to say something*

...

*closes it*

T'wasn't nothing. =,]


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Damn it, Xel! You miserable excuse for a lackey!

*starts a whippin*

How many *WHIP* times must I *WHIP* tell you *WHAP* not to put me *WHIP WHIP* into your sick little delusions?!

I want you to cease and desist these impure thoughts AT ONCE! You hear me, Number Eight?!
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on September 23, 2003, 07:51:06 am
I had no idea you were so kinky.
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Xel on September 23, 2003, 04:42:21 pm
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I had no idea you were so kinky.


I didn't either.  =,]

... Jinnai-sama, will you be giving Makoto the same treatment when you capture him?  |D

Er. *on topic* His proposed vampire self.
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on September 24, 2003, 04:54:11 am
Lousy stinkin perverts. Ugh, I give up.

*rubs temples*

Oh, why does life keep treating geniuses like me so badly? *sigh*

IFURITA! Massage! Now!

Ifurita: Righty-O, Boss!
Title: Re: just a thought(weird and fairly interesting)
Post by: Saucer on September 28, 2003, 07:02:55 pm
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Wow.   ^^;  And I thought for sure this would be a dead topic.  Way to go, Saucer!

Any time, buddy. Any time. ^_^