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General => El-Hazard Online => Topic started by: Lord God Jinnai on August 03, 2003, 01:49:34 am
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Sooooooo, Robby boy, buddy, pal...
When are you gonna share that doujinshi you were talking about on the update page? I'm sure our resident Shayla and Afura fans are quite curious... *evil grin*
Rob: Might as well bring the crowd...
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Ha. I have to get around to scanning it. Perhaps I'll need to move the scanner currently hooked to my brother's machine in here to do it. (Parental vision is not a good thing...)
But you have to understand, when I say disturbing about Afura and Shayla, this stuff is major "augh". At least for me.
Jinnai lucks out okay in his little story though.
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First, I must do my part.
HENTAI WARNING
Okay, set up a scanner and all that in the privacy of my El-Hazard Temple AKA my small, little room with one window.
So anyway.
Front Cover (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/cgi-bin/register/eholmemberfile.cgi?getfile=doujinshi/shaylaxafura/douji1frontcover.jpg;type=jpeg)
Back Cover (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/cgi-bin/register/eholmemberfile.cgi?getfile=doujinshi/shaylaxafura/douji1backcover.jpg;type=jpeg)
Good. Now, with that out of the way... on to this freaky doujinshi thing.
There are two "stories" in this one. The first one takes up most of the book, featuring Shayla and Afura action. Now, by default, we'd think "ah, fan-induced lesbianism." We'd only be so lucky. No, what unravels here is something the author decided to introduce. The best guess I got is something along the lines of "We wanna do each other. But we just got standard issue female hardware which doesn't work well. What's that Staulabaugh? If we blast each other we grow penises? Well, let's do it!"
And thus the two page battle sequence goes. And there we are.
Then later apparently Afura "gives" her length to Shayla to trade back for her original starting equipment. Because apparently you're allowed to do that with this mystical penis gaining ability.
Page 1 (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/cgi-bin/register/eholmemberfile.cgi?getfile=doujinshi/shaylaxafura/douji1page1.jpg;type=jpeg)
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Alright. Now that's over. The next story, a very short one that fills out the remainder of the book. Fortunately for those of us who were at least mildly bothered by penis growing priestesses, this one is refreshingly normal in its own right. Page 24 kind of suggests something like "Well, we all know how sweet and happy Makoto became on finding his Ifurita... now let's see how Jinnai feels about HIS!"
Page 24 (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/cgi-bin/register/eholmemberfile.cgi?getfile=doujinshi/shaylaxafura/douji1page24.jpg;type=jpeg)
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Overall, this books is actually very well drawn. I mean, ya gotta admit, things look like a lot better than my current Runey avatar to the left. I just could've really done without the overall theme of that first story. ;p
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dame..... :-/ :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Dear Japanese people:
Please stop exploring your sexuality. It really freaks us out.
Love, American People. (http://jwz.livejournal.com/237134.html)
Thanks, Rob... I think (http://echoalpha.com/smileys/sweatdrop.gif)
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Heh. Not like it's MY fault this artist wanted to twist such issues. ;p
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However, this only further renews the desire to forge ahead and cover new territory, discovering the new and bizarreness that is the Sexuality in El-Hazard! ... or not. Either way, I'll be watching eBay for Doujinshi's anyway because I'm a collector now and that's what I do. :P Sorry this was the FIRST one I got... I could've possibly had another tonight, but it got unlisted for some reason. There's a third one up at the mo', but for some reason they only take "Verified PayPal" payments. Bleh. I not only can prove I've paid off several people before you guys, but even one other doujinshi seller to boot! So what's wrong with my unverified'ness? ;p
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That was completely disgusting. I am appaled beyond words. Such wanton use of screentone!!!!! That stuff cost a fortune per roll! It's like the artist is just throwing money away!
Oh yeah, and the she-male-ism is pretty fucked up too. ^_^;;;; I simply don't understand the japanese fascination with she-males. They appear far more often in hentai and doujinshi than is necessary. Just when you sit down and think you're about to enjoy a nice, wholesome lesbian hentai like Parade Parade, the girl whips out a dong bigger than yours and all your friends' combined. O_O; At any rate, this story must be rather old. Notice the marked abscence of certain "key details?" ^^;
And the second story.... yeah OK. Whatever. Kinda freaked me out at first though. When I saw OVA Iffy, I was like "HERESY! HERESY!!!"
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At any rate, this story must be rather old. Notice the marked abscence of certain "key details?" ^^;
Enlighten me; how does this indicate age? :P
And the second story.... yeah OK. Whatever. Kinda freaked me out at first though. When I saw OVA Iffy, I was like "HERESY! HERESY!!!"
Right. Compared to she-males, it suddenly went to something so incredibly, relatively plain. Although I personally found it relieving to go to something so normal after the initial shock value wore off.
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Enlighten me; how does this indicate age? :P
Up until the last couple years, the Japanese goverment banned the depiction of pubic hair and genitalia in nearly everything; anime, manga, photography, pornography, etc....... Thus, the frequent use of composite editing (the infamous "fuzzy dot"), highly artistic depictions of penetration shots and climax and things like dark-skinned Shayla with a blank white outline that somewhat resembles a phallus in shape (yes, kiddo isn't the only one around here who watches hentai). This also created the "panty shot" phenomenon, that is synonymus with anime. Since artists couldn't depict the female anatomy in enough detail to satisfy male curiosity, they relied on panty shots. Things just evolved from there. And these days, they can be quite detailed, even in anime aimed at a younger audience.
For more on the history and evolution of the panty shot, please see the hysterical, informative and entertaining "Even a Monkey Can Draw Manga!"
In the meantime, Japanese censorship standards have relaxed. Which is why, these days we see unedited japanese porn and hentai like Koihime that go off the hook in detail.
Right. Compared to she-males, it suddenly went to something so incredibly, relatively plain. Although I personally found it relieving to go to something so normal after the initial shock value wore off.
Jinnai: Ifurita! Time to get your knees dirty!
Ifurita: Yes Sir, Mr Dopeman Sir!
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Up until the last couple years, the Japanese goverment banned the depiction of public hair and genitalia in nearly everything; anime, manga, photography, pornography, etc....... Thus, the frequent use of composite editing (the infamous "fuzzy dot"), highly artistic depictions of penetration shots and climax and things like dark-skinned Shayla with a blank white outline that somewhat resembles a phallus in shape (yes, kiddo isn't the only one around here who watches hentai). This also created the "panty shot" phenomenon, that is synonymus with anime. Since artists couldn't depict the female anatomy in enough detail to satisfy male curiosity, they relied on panty shots. Things just evolved from there. And these days, they can be quite detailed, even in anime aimed at a younger audience.
Ah. That explains a lot. I always thought "fuzzy dot-ing" was just a gimmick like adding some sort of mock realism. :P "Har! This be genitalia! Must be fuzzied cause we're pretending we're on public television or something! Nyar!"
Btw, semi-humorous typo: "... the Japanese goverment banned the depiction of public hair ..." ;)
(http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/hidehide.jpg)
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:o :o :o
The horror... The horror...
How could you do that to us, Rob? What the HELL possessed you to put up such printed evil?! *sobs*
Ifurita: *walks in* Hi, Master. What are you reading?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
*runs like hell*
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Incidentally Rob, where did that Rune avatar you're using come from? It's not bad in itself, except the artist used the the wrong mouth for her, so to speak. That long, wavery mouth line is usually reserved goofy and lecherous type male chara. Unless he had some creative re-characterization in mind. ^^;
Also, were you able to discover the artist's name or get somebody to translate it? The cover art style smacks a bit of Johji Manabe. Though he's been pro for years, he still does doujinshi from time to time (it would be nice if he finished Drakuun though -.-). Although, to my knowledge, he's never done any El Hazard doujinshi. Lum on the otherhand....... O_O;
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How could you do that to us, Rob? What the HELL possessed you to put up such printed evil?! *sobs*
Actually ... you. Remember? You wanted it despite my warning. ;p
As for Saucer...
Incidentally Rob, where did that Rune avatar you're using come from? It's not bad in itself, except the artist used the the wrong mouth for her, so to speak. That long, wavery mouth line is usually reserved goofy and lecherous type male chara. Unless he had some creative re-characterization in mind. ^^;
Another doujinshi.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3236109349&category=1345
I'd buy this one ... except ...
1) It's $24 starting AND
2) It features another anime I don't care about AND
3) The drawing style is obviously funky
Actually, ultimately, it's just #1 that's keeping me from buying it. Well, #1 in conjunction with 2 or 3. $24 is a lot to ask of me at this time... although for sheer lack of doujinshi availability, I'm half tempted to splurge.
But I mean... look at Jinnai. He's pulling Nanbara-esque positions on me here! ;p
Also, were you able to discover the artist's name or get somebody to translate it?
Stop right there. I wish I had somebody to just randomly tranlsate Japanese for me. ;) But I don't. Fortunately for you, however, the eBay seller kindly provided the name. It doesn't appear to be who you thought, though. Also, for the record, when I'm looking to buy doujinshi's, I don't think the first thing I'm looking at is the artist's name. ;D
Oh, hey. The one I had intended to bid on this Sunday just got relisted. I wonder why they unlisted it in the first place... I'm not entirely sure, but I think it was cheaper before... ;p They changed the preview picture too. It used to include a shot of Afura's expressions of ... activity. Any chance there's an eBay policy that might've hit them for that?
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Another doujinshi.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3236109349&category=1345
I'd buy this one ... except ...
1) It's $24 starting AND
2) It features another anime I don't care about AND
3) The drawing style is obviously funky
Actually, ultimately, it's just #1 that's keeping me from buying it. Well, #1 in conjunction with 2 or 3. $24 is a lot to ask of me at this time... although for sheer lack of doujinshi availability, I'm half tempted to splurge.
But I mean... look at Jinnai. He's pulling Nanbara-esque positions on me here! ;p
Oh, Hirano-sensei! What a naughty boy! ::suddenly cringes in fear at the thought of a Hellsing doujinshi:: The other anime, BTW is Shin Seiki.... I mean Neon Genesis Evangelion. One of the most "doujinshi'd" anime in history. There are several professionally published, long running doujinshi of Evangelion. A group of fans even produced their own Evangelion hentai video (there's a Ranma 1/2 one also). As for the art style, yeah it is ....umm, different. Then again, some of the stories in El Hazard Anthology Comic are pretty weird looking too.
Stop right there. I wish I had somebody to just randomly tranlsate Japanese for me. ;) But I don't. Fortunately for you, however, the eBay seller kindly provided the name. It doesn't appear to be who you thought, though. Also, for the record, when I'm looking to buy doujinshi's, I don't think the first thing I'm looking at is the artist's name. ;D
Well, that's a relief. Wouldn't be too much trouble to tell us who the artist is, would it? I mean, while we're on the subject and all. ^^;;;
Oh, hey. The one I had intended to bid on this Sunday just got relisted. I wonder why they unlisted it in the first place... I'm not entirely sure, but I think it was cheaper before... ;p They changed the preview picture too. It used to include a shot of Afura's expressions of ... activity. Any chance there's an eBay policy that might've hit them for that?
That's Alliele, BTW. Not Afura. You can tell by her hair and clothing (what's left of it).
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That's Alliele, BTW. Not Afura. You can tell by her hair and clothing (what's left of it).
No, I was talking about the one that got delisted then relisted, not the funny looking one. (I'd show a picture of what I was talking about, but it's gone, as noted. ;))I'm well aware that's Alielle. Who appears to be getting good ol' hentai treatments.
As for the art style, yeah it is ....umm, different. Then again, some of the stories in El Hazard Anthology Comic are pretty weird looking too.
Yeah. I'm not sure if that's like "doujinshi that AIC liked too" or "doujinshi from some of the people who don't actually draw the show but worked on it anyway" or some type of contest or something else... I have no idea what it is. But it doesn't appear to be all the official art people yet is licensed by AIC. So...
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Actually ... you. Remember? You wanted it despite my warning. ;p
*bawls*
I just wanted to make the Shayla and Afura fans suffer needlessly! Was that so wrong of me? Can't a guy simply ruin his enemies by asking for the distribution of elicit and ultimately humiliating fan comixxx?! This is so not fair! What ever happened to the rules of under-handedness? Have those been tossed out the window?!
How could these freaks have put me into their perverse little work?! How the hell will I ever face Ifurita again? Oh, my poor poor Weapon of Mass Destruction... with her innocent eyes... long, silky black tresses... low-cut jacket... undying loyalty... power rivaling that of God Himself... ummmmm....
*gulp*
No! I am LORD GOD JINNAI, not some perverty, panty-smelling twit! I must resist... the vile temptations of the flesh... I must... think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts...
(http://www.zyworld.com/mrend/sexymario.jpg)
*sighs in relief*
Labido... under control... sadistic psychosis and dellusions of grandeur once more to the forefront of psyche... EXCELLENT...
Lord God's back, and ready to rumble! Bwah hah ha!
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Everyone likes to think they've succeeded in doing something in their life. They'd like to think that through some personal contribution the world will be spinning just slightly differently in eternal remembrance of them.
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I'm Robert Showalter. This thread is the testament to everything my life has built up to this point.
To reiterate:
(http://www.zyworld.com/mrend/sexymario.jpg)
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That was completely disgusting. I am appaled beyond words. Such wanton use of screentone!!!!! That stuff cost a fortune per roll! It's like the artist is just throwing money away! ......When I saw OVA Iffy, I was like "HERESY! HERESY!!!"
I believe this is referring to the 2nd story as well,
poor me, I didn't get "...what how Jinnai feels about HIS"
refers to :( when I read it the first time....
I thought it was Jinnai and D...i....v...a (since it mentions OVA ending)
*beating head repeatedly* "go to the site front...never go straight/bookmark the forum or a thread"
Actually ... you. Remember? You wanted it despite my warning. ;p
see LGJ, it's in a way your fault, now her image is somehow tainted......oh the sorrow......the sorrow :'(
nevertheless LGJ is right, what possessed you Rob? it is of course normal in a "way," but still....
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nevertheless LGJ is right, what possessed you Rob? it is of course normal in a "way," but still....
I very rarely use emotes like this ... but it's so appropriate.
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Posted by: Lord God Jinnai Posted on: Aug 3rd, 2003, 2:49am
Sooooooo, Robby boy, buddy, pal...
When are you gonna share that doujinshi you were talking about on the update page? I'm sure our resident Shayla and Afura fans are quite curious... *evil grin* [/b]
Now stop talking to me like I intended to bring torture to you all. I hesitated to even introduce it, but I was fulfilling LGJ's personal request. Now stop that talk about "what possessed" me. It's not mine, it's someone else's "creativity". I don't draw or write doujinshi's and have enough respect for EH characters to at least keep their genitalia straight. :P
I bought this and will buy more strictly because they are El-Hazard items and therefore part of this thing as a whole and have a place on the site. You also had warning ahead of time that this was something oddball. If you'd read my updates properly, I already told everyone ahead of time what it was all about:
"I've obtained my first EH doujinshi ever. Naturally, by popularity over the other kind, it's hentai. And it's some screwed up... stuff. I won't even go into the details. At least the "Shayla x Afura" one is. The Jinnai / Ifurita one is a actually fairly regular class..."
It tells you what both stories are, who's involved, and states how it's "some screwed up stuff". So you all should've been ready. ;p "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen."
Please take it like the adults you are, mm'kay?
Let's chill out.
see LGJ, it's in a way your fault, now her image is somehow tainted......oh the sorrow......the sorrow
Actually, the image was "tainted" a long long time before this ever happened, if hentai of a character automatically taints them. I have some general class El-Hazard hentai I know you don't want to see.
But remember, as a fan, it's your discretion to pick and choose what you really think is "right" when viewing another fan's material. Just because someone drew this, it doesn't mean you have to believe in it. Do we all follow Xel's "religious" views on Makoto and Jinnai? ;p Ultimately, I think the only stuff we're really supposed to sort of uphold is what was professionally produced simply by "original creator parental-esque rights" or something. And even that is debatable given circumstance.
Alternatively, remember that any character this is human theoretically has the same passion and desires that any regular human has. And, in fact, these passions and desires can be applied by the creator and are applied actively in El-Hazard, though perhaps never to this extent given where El-Hazard is supposed to ride.
Also, there is nothing shameful about sexuality. It's a part of all of us and is embedded deeper than conscious thought. As long as we take proper responsibilty for it, frankly I can't see one reason it ought to get some sort of "evil" or "shame" label attached to it. The only thing that might be shameful is for example impregnating a girl and then running off carelessly. That's shame. But just the fact that we have sex as a function? No. That's not shame. That's part of who we are. And if you and someone else willfully get into the activity, then it's all on each of you whatever the results of it are. That is very much NOT shameful.
Lastly, I don't know if sex even applies the same to Ifurita(s). No one has ever very clearly defined what they are. We can best guess they're at least human at some level, but where is that level? Do we stop at humanoid robots? Or do we progress to cyborgs? The idea is you might interpret this as Ifurita is merely fulfilling a muse of her master, but she herself really doesn't get anything out of it either way. Gooey mess at worst. But this is a debate for a completely different sort of topic...
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AHHHH!!!
MY EYES!!! Burning!!!! I need Palmolive!
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findahappyplacefindahappyplaaaace...
>.<
*splat goes the brain-i-ooooo..*
Cheque Please?
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Everyone likes to think they've succeeded in doing something in their life. They'd like to think that through some personal contribution the world will be spinning just slightly differently in eternal remembrance of them.
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I'm Robert Showalter. This thread is the testament to everything my life has built up to this point.
To reiterate:
(http://www.zyworld.com/mrend/sexymario.jpg)
Alas, Fanservice Mario has claimed another victim. Poor Rob... he shall be missed...
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Alas, Fanservice Mario has claimed another victim. Poor Rob... he shall be missed...
I think fanservice Mario is SEXY!
Well... not really... I just didn't want him to feel bad... I prefer narcissistic bastards in "Sexy Pacific Islander War Armor!"
(http://www.el-hazardonline.net/sarahsensei/images/RockandSapphire.jpg)
...or something like that...
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"Everyone take note, watch Shaylas Raven!"
... and ...
*shakes off fanservice Mario*
I prefer my trend of using pretty Afura avatars. ;D
Note: All Afura's that are assumed to be totally female, thank you.
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on another account, Afura seems to have both the prettiest look and figure, & her name has the same rhyme as Ifurita, both can fly, so they can be best buddies....(referring to "sad girl on snow")
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But remember, as a fan, it's your discretion to pick and choose what you really think is "right" when viewing another fan's material. Just because someone drew this, it doesn't mean you have to believe in it. Do we all follow Xel's "religious" views on Makoto and Jinnai? ;p
Meep! Don't drag me into this! o.o
But hey, while we're at it, perhaps I should consider building the First Official Church of Jinnai and Makoto Gettin' Down? Why the hell not? :P
But really, all joking aside... I completely agree with every point you've made, on the EH folks as well as sex in general in real life. Granted, the first situation in that doujinshi isn't that common in reality... I hope. ;D But...
And if you and someone else willfully get into the activity, then it's all on each of you whatever the results of it are. That is very much NOT shameful.
Hear, hear!
Lastly, I don't know if sex even applies the same to Ifurita(s). No one has ever very clearly defined what they are. We can best guess they're at least human at some level, but where is that level? Do we stop at humanoid robots? Or do we progress to cyborgs? The idea is you might interpret this as Ifurita is merely fulfilling a muse of her master, but she herself really doesn't get anything out of it either way. Gooey mess at worst. But this is a debate for a completely different sort of topic...
*chuckles* What an image. And yes, I'm certain this has been discussed several times... o_o As has been mentioned in regards to machine/weapon-love several times in the past: "AGH! GEARS!"
I had a good hearty laugh at the whole thing, personally. Of course, I've noticed that I do seem to have a slightly higher tolerance for the bizarre than many people here, so maybe I shouldn't count... ;p
Fanservice Mario, on the other hand... Now there's a horror that will haunt me to my grave. :P
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Now stop talking to me like I intended to bring torture to you all.
Hey, don't overreact! I'm sure most of the cries for mercy you're hearing are pretty well tongue-in-cheek :) Trust me, you provided ample warning; I highly doubt there was anyone who didn't at least suspect what they were getting into.
Nonetheless, I must agree; this is some pretty darned freaky stuff. :o
*chuckles* What an image. And yes, I'm certain this has been discussed several times... o_o As has been mentioned in regards to machine/weapon-love several times in the past: "AGH! GEARS!"
Yup, pretty much. I think that Pete Abrams summed things up quite nicely in this section (http://pics.sluggy.com/comics/000507b2.jpg) of the May 7, 2000 (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000507) edition of Sluggy Freelance (http://www.sluggy.com).
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But hey, while we're at it, perhaps I should consider building the First Official Church of Jinnai and Makoto Gettin' Down? Why the hell not? :P
*cracks knuckles*
Me and my foot up your ass is why the hell not!
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*cracks knuckles*
Me and my foot up your ass is why the hell not!
;D Though logically, sir, you should be cracking your toes, at that rate. Or polishing a HUGE FREAKING BOOT like on that Australia-ep of The Simpsons.
Erm. I guess I shouldn't keep giving you suggestions...
But anyhow! *pats Rob* Don't you worry, O Mighty God of EHOL... like Spanner says, I'm sure it's all perfectly tongue-in-cheek. And if it's not, we'll smite 'em! your previous argument makes things perfectly clear. ^_^
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Good. Now let us go to this thread (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/cgi-bin/ehol/YaBB.pl?board=ehol;action=display;num=1060057517) for MANY TIMES the happy hentai fun. ;p
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Everyone likes to think they've succeeded in doing something in their life. They'd like to think that through some personal contribution the world will be spinning just slightly differently in eternal remembrance of them.
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I'm Robert Showalter. This thread is the testament to everything my life has built up to this point.
To reiterate:
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't stress buddy, you haven't known TRUE horror and the depths of despair until you've seen the Polly Shore collage.
Lastly, I don't know if sex even applies the same to Ifurita(s). No one has ever very clearly defined what they are. We can best guess they're at least human at some level, but where is that level? Do we stop at humanoid robots? Or do we progress to cyborgs? The idea is you might interpret this as Ifurita is merely fulfilling a muse of her master, but she herself really doesn't get anything out of it either way. Gooey mess at worst. But this is a debate for a completely different sort of topic...
Well, considering May (Hand Maid May) and Naomi Armitage (Armitage III) can bear children, anime robotics have come a long way. Then there's the sex-a-roids of Bubblegum Crisis and Ghost in the Shell........ ^_^;;;