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« on: October 17, 2003, 02:51:00 pm »
Alliele: Oh crap, I got so into it I ate Shayla Nei-sama's extra spicy portion!
Parnas: Bet she'll be pissed?
Alliele: Not as pissed as the poor sap who uses the bathroom next after me!
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« on: October 15, 2003, 01:07:00 pm »
Fatora: All right Katsuo, what's the deal here? Didn't you say Bugrom women are known for their unequaled beauty, grace and buxomness? You call this pile of quivering grubs a harem?
Katsuo: BRGRK?!?
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« on: October 14, 2003, 12:39:00 pm »
Table manners are not one of Ura's stronger "suits." Get it? Armor? Suits? Well, I thought it was pretty funny. -.-
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« on: October 12, 2003, 09:23:00 am »
Afura: oooooooooh... shit. Got any visine Nanami? *GIGGLE*
Nanami: Afura! I can't believe you've been hotboxing a broom closet with Shayla right before a Roshtarian Council Meeting! Do you want to get fired?!?
~~~One hour passes~~~
Afura: Uuhh...... Nanami. Did you say something just now?
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« on: October 09, 2003, 01:01:00 pm »
Rune: Oh Makoto....... you're so... so bold. I suppose it's time we settled down and made a few of these after all.
Makoto: Crap, me and my mouth! Must be spring fever?
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« on: October 07, 2003, 03:15:00 pm »
Ifurita: I can't believe it, I'm not the only Ifurita?!? Well, I'll show that big-boobed, blue-haired bimbo who the REAL Ifurita is! Time for a work-out. then, I'm going to make Master tell me everything, even if I have to FORCE him!
Jinnai: Fwee....... that's enough chin-curls for a life time. I feel like I'm gonna................... oh shit.
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« on: October 05, 2003, 07:28:00 pm »
Afura: N-Nanami..... please! I'm not that kind of woman! No matter what flattering words you may use......
Nanami: But Afura, you mean this whole time you were only being kind to me? Is there no love in your heart for me because I'm a woman just like you? Do you mean to tell me that triangle the other night with Fatora was only because you'd been out drinking earlier with Shayla Shayla?!?
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« on: October 03, 2003, 06:44:00 pm »
Ifurita: *WHISPER*
Yuba: Not now, my tulip blossom.... we have guests. Please wait until evening falls at least. Stand under the cool waterfall if you need to.
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« on: September 28, 2003, 07:21:00 pm »
Makoto: Heh heh, remember the time we were 69 on your bed and your brother walked?!? Hee hee.... and his did that thing with his forehead!!!
Nanami: Tee hee!
Rune: *SIGH* I want to be caught 69 with Makoto..........
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« on: September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm »
Jinnai: Oh gawd..... another season down the tubes. Bugrom just weren't cut out for NBA Basketball. What the hell was I thinking? My efforts wasted....... is this all my life will amount to?
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« on: September 24, 2003, 12:52:00 pm »
Meanwhile, at the staff and cast brainstorming meeting for OVA 3...........
Jinnai: H-Holy cow! These fan-produced hentai videos are pretty well done! I can't even get mad about being put in the middle of a man-train!
Diva: Oh my! Jinnai, Londs doesn't appear to mind at all being behind you and......
Fujisawa: Hey guys, sorry I'm la....... GGGGEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« on: September 22, 2003, 09:31:00 pm »
Afura: And so, though you my find it obscene and out of character for me, I wish to participate in a three-way gangbang.
Fujisawa: Umm.. err..... OK sure, I suppose.
Afura: It's that I simply grow tired of my handmaidens and.......
Makoto: R-right, y-you don't have to explain it to us! R-right, Sensei?
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« on: September 21, 2003, 10:26:00 am »
Off-camera Guy: Oi Mizuhara, we're taking up a collection to buy a wedding present for Mr and Mrs Fujisawa.
Makoto: Umm.... don't they have wedding registries on El Hazard?
Off-camera Guy: Whatever, I'm going to the Vinter's after work so I need the money now.
Makoto: Vinters....... hmmm...... better pitch 1000 Yen at least.... O_O
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« on: September 19, 2003, 03:39:00 pm »
Rune: Oh.... oh my! M-Makoto.... are you really that happy to see me? I-It's pointing right at me! Mother in heaven, is there something I should do in this situation? Please tell me, give me a sign!
Makoto: No! It's I mean it's not! I mean, that is.......
Rune: Oh.... I remember now! Whenever Father awoke in the morning, he always had major woodrow. Come, I'll help you to the bathroom.
Makoto: N-No! I mean, t-that's alright, I can........ well OK.
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« on: September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 pm »
Makoto: OMIGOSH! Look guys, it's a UFO! Look, look!!!
Nanami: Well, this is it big bro, they finally came to pick you up! Aren't you happy?
Jinnai: Fuck you, Nanami! Fuck You!!!!!
Nanami: You're so immature! Maybe you'll have to some time to do some growing up on Planet X. :P
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