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.... because you can buy random junk like this!!!
*WARNING* This pic is kinda hentai. Don't scroll down if you're parry to freaking out at that sort of thing.
(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/nice-sexy-sheets.jpg)
EDIT: Link fixed ^^;
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You know what's really disturbing? Less than three days ago I thought "Surely there must be such a thing as hentai bedsheets."
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KAWAII!!!!! |D
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Oh my freakin god...
What's really disturbing is that strategically placed box of tissues on the bed. I hope they Scotch Guarded those sheets! :'(
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At first I wondered why they were making such things.. Now.. Just looking at the pose, and what woudl happen if you slept in it... I get the picture now..
All it's missing is a.... err... I'm not gonna say it.
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And now we know what Princess Fatora's bed looks like ^^;
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As I told Saucer when he showed me this picture, I think the tissues in the corner are a nice touch. I still say the picture needs a bottle of hand lotion to go with the tissues ^^;
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WAW!!!
Was that taken from JAPAN?!
WAW!! I wish I could place somthin like that in mah bedroom!!
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As I told Saucer when he showed me this picture, I think the tissues in the corner are a nice touch.
Yeah, same here. :P
Fatora's bedroom comment was good.
I ... cannot add anything really useful to this. I think it states itself pretty well.
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As I told Saucer when he showed me this picture, I think the tissues in the corner are a nice touch. I still say the picture needs a bottle of hand lotion to go with the tissues ^^;
Or if hand lotion just doesn't do it for you any more, you can always upgrade to one of these (http://www.fleshlight.com)!
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Are you a lonely man, Saucer? ;)
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Or if hand lotion just doesn't do it for you any more, you can always upgrade to one of these (http://www.fleshlight.com)!
Hah ha! That's great. I especially like the "non-descript" model. I can see the marketing slogan now:
The FLESHLIGHT Non-Descript
For the Pervert Who just Doesn't Give a Fuck
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Greeaaaat... I got a pop-up ad for that once whenver I was trying to find ROMs for SNES...
There are some dumb ass people out there...
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I am surprisingly frightened.
And now we know what Princess Fatora's bed looks like
LOL! that was a good one! ;D
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And now we know what Princess Fatora's bed looks like ^^;
Except Fatora would have it upside down. :-[
JSM
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Eheh. Silly me, I entered this topic thinking "oh, is this the Hello Kitty vibrator?" but... I should have known you guys were more original than THAT. ^_~
Fleshlight. Bahahaha. *peruses amusedly* It reminds me of the time I was browsing a site like this and ran across a product labelled, in huge, indiscreet letters, ANAL LUBE. I laughed and laughed. <3 I kinda wanna buy some just to leave it somewhere and relish in the reactions it gets.
Except Fatora would have it upside down. :-[
JSM
Zing!
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<3 I kinda wanna buy some just to leave it somewhere and relish in the reactions it gets.
The Top Ten Places to Leave a Bottle of Anal Lube
#10) The public library, next to the Gay and Lesbian Literature section.
#9) The public library, next to the Religious Studies section.
#8 ) In a proctologist's waiting room.
#7) In the condiment aisle of a supermarket. Mmm... mustard flavored!
#6) Right next to your dad's toothpaste tube. Hijinks!
#5) Sadaam Hussein's jailcell, as a present to his room-mate Hassim the Fancy.
#4) The N-Guage Headquarters. I mean, they all ready make the world's most expensive buttplug.
#3) PETA Headquarters. Those guys need to lighten up.
#2) A grammar school cafeteria during one of Michael Jackson's visits. Gotta help the guy out, ya know?
And the #1 place to leave a bottle of Anal Lube is...............
UP MAKOTO MIZUHARA'S ASS!!!
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Watch out, you just said that last one around Xel. ;X
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Watch out, you just said that last one around Xel. ;X
...........................crap.
Oh well. I didn't say he had to be alive, did I?
::goes off to desecrate Makoto's corpse, ala Agent Sands with Cheech Marin::
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Oh, no. I know what you said. Don't try to deny it, sir.
*skitters away, Boylove Powers renewed once more*
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Are you a lonely man, Saucer? ;)
Yes, but not nearly lonely enough to fsck plastic! ;D
Except Fatora would have it upside down. :-[
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
#3) PETA Headquarters. Those guys need to lighten up.
True story; some guy in Germany killed some guy and eat like 34 pounds of him before the police caught up with him. While in jail, PETA sends him a vegetarian cookbook and a letter telling him that it's not nice to eat meat! Even if it's human! LOL! Now, I'm vegetarian myself. But if you wanna eat meat, y'all go right on ahead! I don't give a damn. Just don't eat me!
While we're still on the subject of naughty bed clothes, here's a blankie for you Ai Yori Aoshi fans.
(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/aiyoriaoshi.jpg)
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Except Fatora would have it upside down. :-[
... I don't get it... :-X
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... I don't get it... :-X
I'd explain, but I'd probably just end up digging myself in even deeper. Anyone else care to try? ^^;
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I'd explain, but I'd probably just end up digging myself in even deeper. Anyone else care to try? ^^;
Bill and Ted: Sixty-nine, dudes!!!
Bill and Ted: Whoa!
XD
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Bill and Ted: Sixty-nine, dudes!!!
Bill and Ted: Whoa!
XD
I'm missing something here...
Yeash...
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Much as I hate to say it, I really think this is an "I'll tell you when you're older" moment. ;)
Being the stuffy Christian here I'm probably using some rep points for explaining this, heh; but here we go-- simply put, lesbian acts don't quite work the same way as heterosexual ones (for obvious physiological differences, heh). Think about where Fatora and the girl on the bed would be at in relation to each other if she was sleeping face-down on it.
Really, don't feel bad about not knowing-- by choice I didn't care to learn much about "alternative" (:| ...I'm not going to get into religious issues here, heh) forms of sex until I was a few years older than you are now anyway (and I imagine the same is true for most guys who don't watch/read smut). There's no shame in being ignorant about stuff like that.
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But there IS shame if you're not familiar with Bill and Ted! ;)
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I'm missing something here...
I think this is most likely the first time in my life that I've been accused of being too subtle...
JSM
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But there IS shame if you're not familiar with Bill and Ted! ;)
True, true. Quite... excellent. :D
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While we're still on the subject of naughty bed clothes
If you can't decide on an anime series, this thing just turned up on Boing Boing (http://www.boingboing.net/):
(http://www.fitzsu.com/3424/NOONGBK_LG.jpg) (http://www.fitzsu.com/index.asp?spage=psearch&pid=809681&cat=79858)
GIRL BOY 100% cotton king sized duvet cover and 2 pillow shams (http://www.fitzsu.com/index.asp?spage=psearch&pid=809681&cat=79858)
I'd explain, but I'd probably just end up digging myself in even deeper. Anyone else care to try?
Wikipedia - 69 position (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_sex_position). Link is (obviously) "Not Safe For Work."
But there IS shame if you're not familiar with Bill and Ted!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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I think this is most likely the first time in my life that I've been accused of being too subtle...
JSM
Well, I'm sure glad that I'm not alone in that department! ^^;
It was once said of Saucer that "...60% of what he says can bring any conversation to a screeching halt, punctuated by uncomfortable silences." ;D
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
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Excuse me, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?
From around 1978 to 1980, then the band broke up, reunited, but by then disco was pretty much dead in Peking and that was that.
JSM
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From around 1978 to 1980, then the band broke up, reunited, but by then disco was pretty much dead in Peking and that was that.
JSM
Woah...
EXCELLENT! :: air guitar riff ::
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The wrongness continues....
(http://ilikespare.hypermart.net/otaku.jpg)
Otaku no PH33R
(http://www.famitsu.com/game/news/2004/02/03/h-103_20900_000.jpg.jpg)(http://www.famitsu.com/game/news/2004/02/03/h-103_20900_0.jpg.jpg)
Kasumi from Dead or Alive ^^;
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I didn't know true evil could exist in this world until today...
Why, God? Why must the hurting continue?
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I didn't know true evil could exist in this world until today...
Why, God? Why must the hurting continue?
I dunno man, I kinda want the Kasumi pillow at the bottom. Umm... strictly for umm... my collection of Dead or Alive paraphenalia. Yes... ^^;
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I dunno man, I kinda want the Kasumi pillow at the bottom. Umm... strictly for umm... my collection of Dead or Alive paraphenalia. Yes... ^^;
From Wired (http://www.wired.com/): Getting in Bed With the Customer (http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,62176,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_6): "To celebrate the Japanese release of Dead or Alive Online next month, Microsoft is rolling out a special edition Xbox set with an extra-special bonus -- a dakimakura, or "hugging pillow," that features a life-size, front-and-back print of teenage character Kasumi in a skimpy bikini."
Eek.
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That pillow represents all that is soulless and wrong in the money-grubbing, indecency-peddling industry of corruption. And I offer it heartfelt condemnation.
...anybody know if they have a Helena pillow? :]
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Something for everybody really goes the distance here ^_^V
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From Wired (http://www.wired.com/): Getting in Bed With the Customer (http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,62176,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_6): "To celebrate the Japanese release of Dead or Alive Online next month, Microsoft is rolling out a special edition Xbox set with an extra-special bonus -- a dakimakura, or "hugging pillow," that features a life-size, front-and-back print of teenage character Kasumi in a skimpy bikini."
Eek.
Calling Kasumi a "teenage character" is a bit inaccurate. She's at least........ twenty......... or so. And if any of those cats at Wired actualy played DOAX, they'd know that that bikini is no where near as skimpy as some of the swimsuits in that game. =,] ^^;
...anybody know if they have a Helena pillow? :]
If there were, they would belong me. All of them. Back away.... slowly ;D
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...anybody know if they have a Helena pillow? :]
Helena pillow.... |D
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Rest assured, the wrongness continues...
(http://www.ncsx.org/2003/ncs020303/Tuesday/love_hina_kanako_sheet_top2.jpg)
Kanako from Love Hina
(http://www.ncsx.org/2004/ncs020904/Friday/evangelion_sheet_web.jpg)
Rei and Asuka from Evangelion
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o.O I don't even want to imagine what they do with those things.
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o.O I don't even want to imagine what they do with those things.
Probably activities that (hopefully) require them to be washed four or five times a week.
Again, the key word is "hopefully".
(And can someone explain why fanboys find Rei so fascinating?)
JSM
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I've no idea there either to be honest, maybe she is under age? and given a order will do it? I've always found her very boring and dull like the anime she is from
^_^V Give me Shayla any day!
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(And can someone explain why fanboys find Rei so fascinating?)
The red eyes, the silver hair, the angst........ Actually I prefer Misato myself. Never really could hang with the Loli-con thing.
(And can someone explain why fanboys find Evangelion so fascinating?)
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(And can someone explain why fanboys find Evangelion so fascinating?)
Beats me, but I'll tell you one thing: they sure as hell don't like humorous stories. :)
JSM
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Beats me, but I'll tell you one thing: they sure as hell don't like humorous stories. :)
JSM
'tis true, 'tis true. I'm always amused when this type of fan gets uptight about things like Ping Pong Club. ^^;
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*Sighs* Not to interrupt your happy spate of Evangelion-bashing, or anything, but I thought I might throw in a positive comment or two.
First off, Why I Think Rei is Cool:
It's always entertaining to see a character who behaves completely unlike he or she would be expected to in a given situation. For instance, begin with anime cliche #348: Shinji Sees Rei Naked. The proper anime girl response to this is Rei Spazzes, Calls Shinji a Hentai, and Slaps Him Silly. Instead, Rei just gets dressed.
Rei's motivations and behaviors are unknown and, for the most part, unpredictable. They make her mysterious, and fans that find her appealing (at least fans that aren't lusting after her body like the lolicon freaks they are :P) find enjoyment in trying to figure out her mysteries. Of course now, with both the series and the movies several years old, and pretty much all of the secrets of the show revealed, there's not much to Rei that's still mysterious, which takes away a lot of her charm. I still remember, though, watching the series for the first time, and being fascinated by her strangeness, and that reserves a warm spot in my heart for her.
The series itself, actually, is much the same way. It behaved in ways that no one could possibly have expected. It started out almost as an almost predictable mecha show - fun and adventures with a quasi-zany cast. Ah, and there was much laughing at Shinji's spinelessness, Misato's slovenly habits, and Asuka's near-constant rage. And let us not forget dear PenPen, the Wacky Warm-Water Penguin that lives in Misato's fridge!
Midway through, it suddenly twisted upside-down, becoming dark and almost horrifying. Things proceeded to worsen, with the characters we'd grown to love tormented and killed, and their dark secrets made known. And then, finally, the psychological train-wreck that capped the series off.
I enjoyed Evangelion, because it was a huge departure from pretty much everything else at the time. As much as he is criticized for doing so, I respect the director for having the guts to brutally tear down everything that he had erected. It was unexpected, and to me at least, it was fun to watch.
Needless to say, I'm not a huge fan of Evangelion "fandom", who largely seem to think that Anno is a maniac, and that Shinji should have Got the Girl and Saved the Day. :P
Nowadays, Evangelion doesn't really stand out. There are tons of shows that try to delve into the psychological "Who am I"s and "Why am I Here"s of the characters. Of course, they exist because of Evangelion, which is the series that popularized that kind of thing.
So that's why I like it. Well, that and because of Gendo. Gendo's just so freaking awesome, I headbutt my dog so hard we both screamed! And that's what I call Real Ultimate Power! (http://www.realultimatepower.net)
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I'm sorry--didn't mean for you to think I was bashing Evangelion. Quite the contrary, I think it's an incredible series that deserves all the praise it receives. I just don't understand why so many male fans find Rei so fascinating.
I mean...my God, why settle for that when you could have a redhead? ^_^V
But I had an odd experience with the EVA contingent that still leaves me scratching my head. I wrote a humorous story called "Semper Ubi, Sub Ubi" (Latin for "Always Wear, Under Wear" for them not in the know). Basic premise is that Touji and Kensuke force Shinji into a bet--he has to produce a pair of Asuka's panties by the next day or terrible things will come to pass. Got some good response from it on ff.net, and a few buddies suggested I submit it to evafics.org.
Boy, was that ever a mistake.
You'd have thought I'd pissed on Gendo's orange goo from their reaction. :)
JSM
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I'm sorry--didn't mean for you to think I was bashing Evangelion. Quite the contrary, I think it's an incredible series that deserves all the praise it receives. I just don't understand why so many male fans find Rei so fascinating.
Well, I wasn't targetting you, specifically, with that statement... At any rate, there's no offense taken. I know that people's opinions differ, both on Eva and on Rei in particular. ;) Sometimes, though, it feels as though people come down on Eva simply because it makes them feel cool and unique to dump on the "in" thing. "Yeah, everybody loves Eva, but what's so great about it? Me, I think it sucks. Aren't I cool and unique?"
I mean...my God, why settle for that when you could have a redhead? ^_^V
Really, I'd prefer someone who would spend all day staring through me as though I didn't exist to someone who would relish stomping my face into the dirt at every opportunity, myself. ;D Asuka is energetic and active, but in a very negative way. Her every motion is designed to push other people down and herself up. I despise people like her in real life. Even though she has solid psychological reasons for behaving the way she does (it's not just an ego trip - being the best is the only way that she can keep sane), doesn't change the fact that she behaves the way she does.
Truthfully, though, I've never really looked at either Asuka or Rei in a romantic light. They're simply too young, in spite of Asuka's attempts to appear older. The kids in Evangelion may have been budding adults, but moreso than many other anime, they were children who really ACTED like children. Messed up and abused children, but children nonetheless. It's hard to be attracted to someone like that, even if they do have a shapely figure. The thought of dating one of them is just... discomforting, in a way that the thought of dating, say, Witch Hunter Robin (just a mere year older than the Eva kids, even though she looks and acts like a full-grown adult) isn't. Most of the time, I found myself wanting to comfort and nurture them, rather than date and romance them. They don't need a night of hot, passionate sex - they need a hug. And in a big way.
Of course, there are plenty in Eva fandom who seem to feel differently than I on that count. :P Still, this is one of the reasons that I tend to steer clear of Eva romance fanfictions. I simply do not believe that ANY of the Eva kids (or for that matter, most of the Eva adults -_-) are emotionally capable of any kind of stable romantic relationship. They need to work out their own inner demons first, and as the end of the franchise showed, they simply ain't very good at that...
But I had an odd experience with the EVA contingent that still leaves me scratching my head. I wrote a humorous story called "Semper Ubi, Sub Ubi" (Latin for "Always Wear, Under Wear" for them not in the know). Basic premise is that Touji and Kensuke force Shinji into a bet--he has to produce a pair of Asuka's panties by the next day or terrible things will come to pass. Got some good response from it on ff.net, and a few buddies suggested I submit it to evafics.org.
Boy, was that ever a mistake.
You'd have thought I'd pissed on Gendo's orange goo from their reaction. :)
JSM
I thought Eva fans LOVED to piss on Gendo's orange goo? Or just on Gendo in general? XD Ah, but I don't mind. People SHOULD want to piss on his orange goo. I love him dearly, but I know he's a cold, ruthless, hateful bastard. In fact, I love him BECAUSE he's a cold, ruthless, hateful bastard. There are very few villains in anime I enjoyed as much as him.
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--didn't mean for you to think I was bashing Evangelion.
I, however, was..... ;D
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I, however, was..... ;D
Yeah, YOU were the one I was targetting specifically with that statement. XD
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Yeah, YOU were the one I was targetting specifically with that statement. XD
Thank you, Spanner-kun! Though there's no denying the dark genius of Anno Hideaki-sensei, when it comes to Evangelion I just have to go like this: -_-
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Your daily dose of wrongness...
(http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1084734940922.jpg)
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Yup, there's never a shortage of material worthy of ressurecting this thread.
(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/129036.jpg)
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wow... I kinda like the art on that pillow actually ^^;;;;
I must be tired.
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wow... I kinda like the art on that pillow actually ^^;;;;
I must be tired.
Well, the artwork is rather detailed. Including a filled-in background. Unlike this Onegai Twins pillow....
(http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/onegaitwins.jpg)
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*had been really kinda skipping over this thread for a while now but just finally clicked on it and is now sitting in front of the computer with a look on my face*
guess which one it is =^-^=
http://www.sharemation.com/crimsonclover82/IfuritaShock.jpg
or this
http://www.sharemation.com/crimsonclover82/IfuritaAmused.jpg
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A mixture of both was my intent, at least. ^^;
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Whoops, looks like I needed to re-link to the image in my original post. The one that started it all! ^^;
http://home.earthlink.net/~saucer/nice-sexy-sheets.jpg
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OH MY GOD!!! I finally get to see this image. oh jeebus! I know people who would want those sheets....but...that's just wrong!
um...unless they came with one with Larva from Vampire Princess Miyu.....
or maybe um...*blush blush* Master? *blush blush*
oh I can't take this anymore!
*puts paper bag over head*
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Well, since we all seem to be posting images of creepy sexuality, BEHOLD!
(http://s2.excoboard.com/forums/2267/user/10618/40871.jpg)
The Return of Sexy Mario!
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or maybe um...*blush blush* Master? *blush blush*
BAH! Keep me outta your deviant fantasies!
Bad Demon God! Bad!
As punishment, I order you to stare at this hideous image for forty-five minutes! Let that be a lesson to ya!
(http://s2.excoboard.com/forums/2267/user/10618/40872.jpg)
Warning: May Cause Miscarriages
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*after only staring for one minute*
XO Oh nooooo! Master! I'll be good! I promise! Take the image away! he looks like a teenager going through puberty, his face is all warped and misfigured. how could they do that to link? oh god....the horror....
*after 45 minutes she is now sitting there with a vacant expression on her face mumbling to herself*
hair...his hair....what is with his hair.....
*groan*
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You should see the full video streams. Creepy animations with bad voice acting.
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Forget the Hello Kitty vibrator, Japan once again proves itself to be much farther ahead in personal depravity.
*WARNING THIS LINK IS DEFINITELY 18+! DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER!*
http://www.jlist.com/ADULTTOYS/
BTW, why is there also a Domo-kun doll on this page? ^^;
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Wow, that's like the greatest example of entry error I can recall in any recent time. XD
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Wow, that's like the greatest example of entry error I can recall in any recent time. XD
Hey Bob, do you ever read PC Magazine? In the back they have a section called Backspace where people send things like whacky error messages and horrible news story/banner ad combinations. It's hilarious.
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Oh jeebus! there are some real pervy japanese people out there! I mean, geez, vibrating bunny rabbits and eggs. Have an orgasmic easter everybody!
Ohhh, mister bunny rabbit, you need to go down the rabbit hole. its not safe out here.
geez, I am kinky, but not that kinky.....*sticks tongue out*
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Oh jeebus! there are some real pervy japanese people out there! I mean, geez, vibrating bunny rabbits and eggs. Have an orgasmic easter everybody!
Ohhh, mister bunny rabbit, you need to go down the rabbit hole. its not safe out here.
geez, I am kinky, but not that kinky.....*sticks tongue out*
LOL! I like the Marshmallow Pussy. They need to make a jack-o-latern with "holes" so you can rock it. Happy Halloween!
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American Pie Halloween Special
"what's it like?"
"it's like warm fresh pumpkin pie"
"ooohhhh, yeah..."
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*spits out pumpkin pie he'd been eating*
GWAAAAHAAACK! Dammit! Who's been boinking my pastries?!!
Dr. Schtalabaugh: *whistle*
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*spits out pumpkin pie he'd been eating*
I can't believe I'm replying to this tangent... but have any of you seen the scene with Roberto Benigni (http://www.whysanity.net/monos/nighton.html) in the movie Night On Earth (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0102536/)?
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This is the first time I've seen blankets and pillows like that. Wow. But to quote Mahoro'Ecchi nano wo ikenai to omoimasu'
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Well, since we all seem to be posting images of creepy sexuality, BEHOLD!
(http://s2.excoboard.com/forums/2267/user/10618/40871.jpg)
The Return of Sexy Mario!
Did anyone ever stop to wonder just WHY Sexy Mario is shirtless?
Behold the Horror! (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=114)
This is merely meant to serve as a reminder that not all scary things come from Japan...
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YES! VGCats! One of the most hilarious and wrong online comics of all time ;D
More wrongness from VGCats:
New Nintendo DS marketing scheme (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=116)
DS marketing scheme... Take 2 (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/ds.php)
Solid Snake finds a warm spot (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=87)
The whole Mario world is creeepy (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=80)