El-Hazard Online
General => El-Hazard Online => Topic started by: daznsun on July 20, 2003, 01:50:16 am
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Feel free to add to list!
You know you're obsessed w/El-Hazard when...
... you made it past page 10 on Google searching for more El-Hazard info :o
... you play "Boys Be Free" on a continuous loop for three hours
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... you wear your cat as body armor~~ with tragic results. :'(
... you try to conquer the high school with your ant farm.
... you start naming your lackeys after the Marx Brothers.
... you actually think you'll attract women because you are a personality-less, spineless, wimpy, girly-looking science geek with bad hair. (Ha! Take that, Mizuhara!)
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...you stencil "Lady Ifurita" across the bug shield on your crane truck...
...you hire an artist to create a life-size sticker of Ifurita to place on the side of your rig's sleeper cab...
--me
Mark Engels
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- you go through 10 Google pages looking for El-Hazard hentai.
- you attempt hacking through porn sites for said hentai.
- you sympathize with any female who would feel bad, simply because she has breasts.
- you wish Allielle was a HETERO pervert. ;-;
- You visit El-Hazard Online
- You run/maintain any portion of El-Hazardonline
- You attempt creating an android Infurita
- You suceed
- You attempt to do her.
- You can think of anything more perverse than I could about an El-Hazard character.
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-You spend all night downloading screencaps of Ifurita for a screensaver
-You rename your 2nd harddrive Ifurita
-You absolutely refuse to use any other pics than pics of Ifurita as your avatar across several discussion boards regardless of content or subject matter
-You listen to MP3s of "Ifurita's Theme", "Chisana Hana" and "Kioku" so many times that the files themselves actually disintegrate
-Everytime you hear Yuri Amano in another anime you scream "IT'S IFURUTA!!!!!!!!!!"
-You plan a trip to Japan to stalk Yuri Amano
-You do bold, daring and foolish things like watch the Tenchi Muyo dub, just to hear Ifurita's dub actress
-In a complete daze after discussing rumors of a Capcom vs AIC videogame, you wander out into the street and get hit by a car. The last words you utter before you die are "I want to unlock all of Ifurita's costumes..........."
OK, I guess this is more like "You know you're obsessed w/Ifurita when..." ^_^;
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(http://echoalpha.com/etc/ElHazardDir.png)
158MB. 1408 files in 23 folders. And that's not counting several anime music videos on CDRs.
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- You spent the last hour and a half trying to find the origin to the Japanese Bugrom names (turns out to be a show called Sazae-san:
A Japanese Show with over 1000 episodes, with three skits per 30 minute show. This series has been running since 1969, but unsure if it ever ended. Has all of the bugrom names (Katsuo , Namihei, Ikura, Masuo, Norisuke, Tarao)
- You research on companies who help build the El-Hazard Series.
Genco - a company that specialized in planning, pre-production, and investment on animation titles. They also handles merchandise planning as well. Their clients include Bandai Visual, Pioneer, Toho, and many others. Their major works are Millenium Actress, Tenchi Muyo, El Hazard, and others.
Kusanagi - an art studio specialized in background/scenery paintings for animations and video games. Their works include El Hazard, Read or Die, Sol Bianca, and others.
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- you try to build a 1:1 model of the 'eye of god' out of wood to conquer the world.
- you greet every red haired female with the words "Hey Shayla!"
- you talk to every bug you see and think that he is responding to you!
- you jump off a building just to find out if you are able to do the 'Fujisawa jump'.
- you watch all the episodes not less then 5 times a day and pray to god, you may wake up in this world someday.
- you try hard to laugh like Jinnai all the time.
- you stop drinking alcohol to finally get some superhuman powers
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- You spent the last hour and a half trying to find the origin to the Japanese Bugrom names (turns out to be a show called Sazae-san:
A Japanese Show with over 1000 episodes, with three skits per 30 minute show. This series has been running since 1969, but unsure if it ever ended. Has all of the bugrom names (Katsuo , Namihei, Ikura, Masuo, Norisuke, Tarao)
Last time I heard, it's still running. As are the two other longest running anime; Crayon Shin-chan and Doremon. Comedy/gag anime from the old days like the above titles and Urusei Yatsua often had two or three short stories per episode. Mainly because these titles are often based of short gag anime, some of which are only 4 panels in length.
Anyway, about the short story length, sort of the pre-runner of the "short episode" breed of anime we see alot of these days like Di Gi Charat, Galaxy Angel, Neo Ranga and Kurogane Communication eh?
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- You convince your girlfriend/significant other to dye their hair red and get drunk whenever they're depressed
-You try to invent the Lamp of Fire by putting a lighter and a windup doll together
-You plan on naming your first born daughter "Shayla" (extra points for knowing what her name means!)
Wow... i think some of u guys need to get out more...
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... you think soy sauce goes great with every meal.
... you've been wearing the same suit and tie for the last five years.
... you put up a toilet in your mother's garden.
... you call the ACLU to advocate the Phantom Tribe against the cruelties perpetrated against them by the humans of El Hazard.
... you get more girls when you crossdress as a lesbian princess than you do when normal. (Ha! Another vicious cut against you, Mizuhara! You loser!)
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660 megs of EH paraphenalia, out of an anime collection folder sized at over 4 gigs.
Screens are below.
http://www.geocities.com/shaylasr4v3n/eh.html
...you plan to name your daughter Shayla.
...you try to build a lamp of fire using common electronic components.
...you succeed.
...you've played Shayla's theme so many time you can hum the entire track from memory.
Im out of good ideas ^_^;
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There's a theme for Shayla? Do you mean the one that plays when she first appears an kicks bugrom ass? I can't seem to find that one (don't know the title).
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El Hazard: The Alternative World (Soundtrack) CD
Track 13 - "Honoo no Action" (shayla's theme)
Tracks 11 through 14 are bonus tracks that contain the themes for Alielle, Ura, Shayla and Ifurita from the first OAV.
Check it out ^_^
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... You name your cat Ura, glue a fro to her head and try to teach her how to talk.
... You try to convince all of your female friends to take a bath with you.
... When that doesn't work, you dress up in a S&M getup, convince the girls you're a holy priestess, and... you know the rest of the story. ;D
... You're banned from EVER using a charcoal grill and lighting fluid again...
... You attack people with gardening rakes screaming, "Afura Mann Badger Slash Attack!"...
... You try to explain the ENTIRE EH series to your technologically challenged Grandparents.
... You have injured several of your fellow tai-kwon-do classmates and gained the dissaproval of your instructor by trying to perfect your "Fugisawa Flying Kick".
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El Hazard: The Alternative World (Soundtrack) CD
Track 13 - "Honoo no Action" (shayla's theme)
Tracks 11 through 14 are bonus tracks that contain the themes for Alielle, Ura, Shayla and Ifurita from the first OAV.
Check it out ^_^
Oh, I have those. What I meant was, the sort of "battle" song that plays whenever there's a fight. It plays right before Shayla's theme when she appears. It also plays during the three priestess's transformations in Episode 4 (OAV) when they fight the bugrom on the beach. It appears again in Episode 4 of the Alternative World too (when the weird bugs start moving Shayla in her ball and drop her in the pit).
Oh, and another to the list...
-You spend your free time thinking about who would win a match to the death: Fujisawa, or the Hulk
-You wonder why more girls don't wear all red and have nice, poofy red hair
-You start wondering if you could pass as a woman
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daznsun: The track you're referring to is called "Shayla Shayla Toujou" (which roughly translates to "Enter Shayla Shayla"). It can be found ready to download on the 6 CD boxset page of the mp3 section. ;) Hope this helps!
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- you try hard to laugh like Jinnai all the time.
...You don't have to try hard to laugh like Jinnai all the time.
...Two words: FISH BOARD.