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Title: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on July 25, 2003, 02:11:41 pm
I found this article in this week's Kerrang! and was greeted with a lovely pic of Rei's  (NGE) body with Courtney Love's head plastered on. *Retch*  :-X

Ahem.

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Turning Japanese

Courtney Love immortalised in manga

Courtney Love has joined forces with US manga publisher Tokyopop. The singer is working with the manga giants on a projects called "Princess Ai", a Shojo fantasy series.

"I have always loves the Japanese culture and the people," says Love, who recently inked a deal with Virgin "Princess Ai is a great character because she feels like my alter-ego, but in a fantsy setting. I'm very excited."

Apparently, Ai is a "smart talented woman who utilizes the public stage not onyl for self expression but also to hide from her assailants."

Rumours she's also a  brassy gob***** have yet to be confirmed.


:-/
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 25, 2003, 02:17:41 pm
I have only one thing to say to that:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o  :o    :o   :o  :o  :o   :o   :o   :o   :o

*hehe, look at all the eyes!* *amused easily*
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on July 25, 2003, 03:00:58 pm
Lmao.

It's freaky, isn't it?

If I have time later, I'll try and find the pic online and post it here.

Watch this space!

*Draws a box around the place to watch*

*Walks off*
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 25, 2003, 03:20:57 pm
*watches intently for the next few days* Hmmm... *eyes fall out*
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Saucer on July 25, 2003, 07:12:17 pm
Please, do not post a pic of Courtney Love's head on Ayanami's body. Or, I will be forced to promptly to lock this thread before gouging my own eyes out.

Seriously, that is pretty bad. Reminds me of Apollo Smile and her failed "real life anime chara" gig. Or James Cameron being quoted on anime DVD covers and threatening to make a live action Gunnm movie.

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Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Spanner on July 26, 2003, 02:16:54 am
*Tsks* Such cynicism!

Is it really so unreasonable to think that one of these endevours might turn out to be something interesting, original, and fun for a change?

Well probably.

Still... Such cynicism! :P
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 26, 2003, 04:24:19 am
Yeah, but they're calling it something like princess Ai, what about video girl Ai?
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Tsukasa on July 26, 2003, 02:33:03 pm
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I have only one thing to say to that:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o  :o    :o   :o  :o  :o   :o   :o   :o   :o

*hehe, look at all the eyes!* *amused easily*


Lol allow me to agree with that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o  :o    :o   :o  :o  :o   :o   :o   :o   :o
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Saucer on July 26, 2003, 04:11:10 pm
Here's how lame it really all is. Princess Ai; "ai" is Japanese for "love." Princess Ai = Courtney Love.

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Apparently, Ai is a "smart talented woman who utilizes the public stage not only for self expression but also to hide from her assailants."


How conceited is that? And is this going to be a remake of "The Bodyguard" minus the bodyguard? Or Perfect Blue with fight scenes?
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on July 28, 2003, 03:24:23 am
Go, Saucer, go!   ;)

I gather you ain't a Hole fan?  :P
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Xel on July 28, 2003, 03:14:34 pm
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"I have always loves the Japanese culture and the people," says Love, who recently inked a deal with Virgin "Princess Ai is a great character because she feels like my alter-ego, but in a fantsy setting. I'm very excited."


Princess Ai is admittedly not the most fitting of alter-ego names for anyone who climbs up on the MTV tower during an awards show and throws herself on the floor in front of Madonna.  :P

Oh, Courtney... :-/
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on July 28, 2003, 04:18:14 pm
She did that?

Woah.  :o


Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: MrWhat on July 28, 2003, 08:05:32 pm
I found a slightly longer article with a little Googling:
Courtney Love Becomes Cartoon Character! (http://www.nme.com/news/105595.htm)

I also happened to find this page:
In 2002, out of 5237 votes, 73.02% thought Courtney Love was annoying! (http://www.amiannoying.com/2002/view.aspx?ID=162)

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I have only one thing to say to that:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

I'm inclined to concur with that assessment-- if for no other reason than that using-heroin-while-pregnant thing  :P
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Saucer on July 28, 2003, 09:24:30 pm
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Go, Saucer, go!   ;)

I gather you ain't a Hole fan?  :P

Nope, I'm not. Sorry. ^_^;

I personally have this "thing" about people who get way more credit and attention (like major label contracts, but I guess that's an irony in itself) than I feel they deserve. Especially when they have very little interesting or original talent in the first place. They last in the limelight for their 15 seconds, then flail and struggle to maintain that spot in the sun by any means possible. Meanwhile, the people with real talent either never make it to the top, or so and want to get out (but can't). Life is so ironic isn't it?

But I digress...... what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Courtney Love doing heroin while pregnant. What a stupid ass whore. Sorry, but that is just disgusting and wrong.
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Xel on July 28, 2003, 11:31:02 pm
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But I digress...... what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Courtney Love doing heroin while pregnant. What a stupid ass whore. Sorry, but that is just disgusting and wrong.


More so than this, pray tell?
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*shot*

Yeah, she's, uh... admittedly not my favorite person in the world. >_> I do declare that the phrase "attention whore" comes to mind.

But back to the topic at hand... Courtney Love? Princess Ai? Garg.

And I just now noticed the "Rei's body with Love's head" thing. God save us all.
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on July 29, 2003, 02:59:08 pm
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But I digress...... what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Courtney Love doing heroin while pregnant. What a stupid ass whore. Sorry, but that is just disgusting and wrong.


I can't believe I'm actually doing this...

*Sigh* My life gets worse when I start defending Courtney Love...

Ahem.

Arcording (sp?) to both Kurt and Courtney, Courtney didn't know she was pregnant with Frances Bean Love Cobain when she did heroin, and wouldn't have done if she knew.

The media twisted it, they say.

*Sigh*
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 29, 2003, 04:18:47 pm
The media is a load of crap! They change things so that they get more readers. I hate it when that happens.  >:(
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Tim needs time to work it out on July 29, 2003, 04:25:46 pm
Here's the sad truth, little Lar...

If you told the whole, true story, it does not sell as well as giving a "SHOCK!" headline.

Here's a made up story...

"A man was found walking down the street talking on his cell phone paying no attention to the lights.  A car came around the corner going 5 miles faster than the 35 MPH speed limit.  The man walked down the crosswalk and gets struck by the car.  He was pinned underneath the car."

Here's what someone else would like to put up...

"A man was walking down the street when a deranged driver going much too fast struck this responsible person, sending him underneath the car."

Which do you think would sell better?
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 29, 2003, 04:28:03 pm
I'd say, personally, the bottom one. It's slighty funnier and more grusome than the top one. I like it! ^_^
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Tim needs time to work it out on July 29, 2003, 04:32:15 pm
Bingo!  You get a cookie!

That's how some newspapers work.  They want to give you a sensational story vs. the truth for more papers/publicity for them.
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Saucer on July 29, 2003, 11:06:17 pm
Rumors......

Anybody heard the rumor about how Courtney killed Kurt Cobain?
Gimme a break ^^;;;;;
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 29, 2003, 11:17:54 pm
Courtney Love can kiss my hairy yellow ass.




And please, pardon my French (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html).
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 30, 2003, 04:17:33 am
Wooo!!! Cookie! Sorry.

I heard the rumour from El, that it's thought that he couldn't kill himself, someone else must have killed him, but I wasn't really paying too much attention. sorry el.
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on July 30, 2003, 07:17:45 am
Yeah, there's a lot of rumors floating about.

A lot of people actually think Courtney killed Kurt, because of various facts floating around.

Personally, I've not decided one way or the other, but I don't think Kurt Cobain would have liked to cause disagreements or ill feelings because of it, so his memory should just be laid to rest.  :-/

Cobain being the person who told "All homophobes, racists and sexists, just leave us the f*** alone."
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 30, 2003, 07:24:51 am
How did I know that somehow, she would manage to get Nirvana into this forum? Is she cursing me?
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Saucer on July 30, 2003, 09:38:27 pm
Random, touchy subject-diverting fact: There are/were three musical groups AND an anime spaceship named Nirvana. Who can give us details on all four? ^_^
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 31, 2003, 09:07:15 am
Not me. Have you seen the size of my brain?
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on July 31, 2003, 01:32:05 pm
I can give you more than you want to know about one!  :D

Though, I'm not sure that's of any great importance.  :P
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: MrWhat on July 31, 2003, 09:21:11 pm
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According (sp?) to both Kurt and Courtney, Courtney didn't know she was pregnant with Frances Bean Love Cobain when she did heroin, and wouldn't have done if she knew.

The media twisted it, they say.

Well, it still happened, whether it was unintentional or not.  But... I'm sorry if I was casting asparagus on anyone's favorite performer.  I guess I shouldn't go off on musicians with notable drug habits, since one of my favorites is Syd Barrett.

(All the young'uns are now thinking:  "Syd who?")

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Random, touchy subject-diverting fact: There are/were three musical groups AND an anime spaceship named Nirvana. Who can give us details on all four? ^_^

I've heard of a second Nirvana.  I think they were a psychedelic garage band from the late 1960s/early 1970s?  But I don't know a third one, unless you're counting an earlier incarnation of Cobain's group.

I probably ought to know the spaceship, but all I can think of is the space station Nerva, from one of my Doctor Who DVDs.
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on August 01, 2003, 02:15:34 am
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I probably ought to know the spaceship, but all I can think of is the space station Nerva, from one of my Doctor Who DVDs.


Ah, The Ark in Space. That episode was a classic.
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: El The Istari on August 01, 2003, 03:05:44 pm
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(All the young'uns are now thinking:  "Syd who?")


Syd what?

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But... I'm sorry if I was casting asparagus on anyone's favorite performer


What, Hole?  :-/
Title: Re: Please, please have mercy.
Post by: Saucer on August 03, 2003, 07:56:01 pm
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Well, it still happened, whether it was unintentional or not.  But... I'm sorry if I was casting asparagus on anyone's favorite performer.  I guess I shouldn't go off on musicians with notable drug habits, since one of my favorites is Syd Barrett.

(All the young'uns are now thinking:  "Syd who?")

::crushes valium into a jar of hair cream and dumps it over MrWhat's head. then plugs a guitar into 30 delay pedals and throws it in the air::

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I've heard of a second Nirvana.  I think they were a psychedelic garage band from the late 1960s/early 1970s?  But I don't know a third one, unless you're counting an earlier incarnation of Cobain's group.

Correct on the first one. There was also a really obscure house/dance group from the 80s called Nirvana. Only only know that, because I came across a 12" single from them in the studio at my broadcasting class at CSM. ^^;

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I probably ought to know the spaceship, but all I can think of is the space station Nerva, from one of my Doctor Who DVDs.

Actually, I was thinking of the Nirvana from Vandread. ^^; But anyway, yeah Dr Who rules!