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Games => Pic of the Moment => Topic started by: PoTM on September 19, 2003, 03:39:00 pm
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Rune Venus: Okay, I confess, Makoto. I don't love you. I just wanted to get into your pants. I absolutely refuse to waste another second on this sappy excuse for a romance! Now, hold still, this will only take a moment...
*As Rune reaches for his zipper, Makoto finds himself simultaneously horrified beyond words and strongly aroused...*
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Rune: Wow, Mr. Fujisawa was right. You DO act like the Pillsbury Dough Boy whenever someone pokes you in the belly! *pokes his gut*
Makoto: TEE-HEE! Errr... I mean, hey! Stop that!
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Rune- Oh, Makoto darling, did you Ura bite you again?
Makoto- No, *I* bit my hand.
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*Copied from C&C Renegade*
Makoto: Incoming NOD units!
Rune: I'm on it!
*boink*
Lune: Enemy NOD units destroyed!
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Rune: Oh.... oh my! M-Makoto.... are you really that happy to see me? I-It's pointing right at me! Mother in heaven, is there something I should do in this situation? Please tell me, give me a sign!
Makoto: No! It's I mean it's not! I mean, that is.......
Rune: Oh.... I remember now! Whenever Father awoke in the morning, he always had major woodrow. Come, I'll help you to the bathroom.
Makoto: N-No! I mean, t-that's alright, I can........ well OK.
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RUNE: I'm sorry. Are my hands *that* cold?
MAKOTO: Well, it's like they say-- "cold hands, warm heart"-- and you are definitely the sweetest, kindest, most warm-hearted girl I've ever known.
RUNE: (sighs) It isn't easy to keep warm when you have to wear a cut-away blouse as skimpy as this.
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Makoto - AHHHH MY HAND IS SO BIG!
Rune - I told you not to eat those...but you just wouldn't listen
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Ahhhh how are you standing with those?!
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Makoto uses hand motion ... and then she took down my pants and WHAP i cock slapped her in the face..
RUne- oh my.