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Messages - Lord God Jinnai

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El-Hazard Online / Re: Ifurita vs. Ifurita
« on: July 26, 2003, 01:11:51 am »
Heh, I loved that story. It actually presents the clearest, most believable theory on the Alternative World's numerous NUMEROUS inconsistencies and plot holes that I have ever read.

Like Chabil. Heh heh heh... DIE YOU BASTARD!

You do great work, Mr. What. I especially liked your stories "Ifurita Amuck" and "Hive Madness." Not only are you a great El Hazard fanfic writer, but you're also a Doctor Who fan! Always a winning combination, I say!

For your contributions to the online El Hazard community, I promise to make you the Viceroy of Detroit once I take over the world. No need to thank me, your service is thanks enough for my generosity.

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El-Hazard Online / Re: Just a humble n00b... ^_^
« on: July 25, 2003, 09:44:04 pm »
Heh. Instead of the Victory symbol, this is the gesture he should've flashed to those photographers.

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El-Hazard Online / Re: Just a humble n00b... ^_^
« on: July 25, 2003, 09:17:48 pm »
SILENCE SLAVE! Are you questioning my methods? Make that 200 push ups then! Keep yappin and I'll make it 300!

As for your number, you are 8 since you joined the organization late. Therego, you are behind Ifurita, Groucho, Harpo, Gummo, Zeppo, Chico, and Margaret. You're lucky I don't demote you, and put you behind Tenchi.

And Diva isn't a lackey. She is a loyal and trusted ally in the fight against the forces of good.

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El-Hazard Online / Re: Welcome me now!
« on: July 25, 2003, 09:12:39 pm »
Okay, I'll get started right away.

Groucho! Get your ass over here!

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Heeeeh? Yaoi?

:o

the fem-kiddo~ :3


Grrrr... **rubs temples**

I'm not even gonna dignify that comment with a remark...

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Heeeeh? Yaoi?

:o

the fem-kiddo~ :3


Grrrr... **rubs temples**

I'm not even gonna dignify that comment with a remark...

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Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Re: Cosplay nutters
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:58:45 pm »
YES! Burn them all! Erase the evidence... er, I mean, destroy the slanderous material!

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Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Re: Cosplay nutters
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:58:45 pm »
YES! Burn them all! Erase the evidence... er, I mean, destroy the slanderous material!

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El-Hazard Online / Re: Welcome me now!
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:54:43 pm »
Sound good. Tell me how many you need and I'll send Groucho... er, I mean, I'LL work on it right away.

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El-Hazard Online / Re: Just a humble n00b... ^_^
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:52:37 pm »
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Sigh, poor Jinnai. Always gets the short end of the stick (unless if pertains to Demon Gods, but they always tend to bite him in the ass sooner or later... now THAT'S an image for ya!). Chalk it up to karma, I guess. ^^;


Grrr... how DARE you be so impudent towards your Master, Gutless Lackey #8 Xel?!! Give me 100 push ups right NOW!

As for your comment, I'll have you know that Ifurita does not bite me in the ass unless I TELL HER TO!!!

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Uh, that didn't come out right, did it? **scratches head**

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El-Hazard Online / Re: Welcome me now!
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:47:53 pm »
**smirks**

I suppose I could lend you my assistance. Just this once, of course.

What format do you require them in, and what size do you prefer? I've never made smileys before, but with my brilliance I can probably pull it off.

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Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Re: Cosplay nutters
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:39:52 pm »
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Excuse me, Mr. Jinnai...

I know you have all the answers on why you don't dress up like Makoto, but...



Can you please explain THIS incident?


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Damn it... I thought I burned all the copies of that manga...

Errr... THAT'S NOT ME! If you compare the photos of me and that... impostor, you shall see varying differences! Take for instance the forehead! My forehead is a nice, straight form that shows my cunning and intellect, while fake me there is obviously of the sloped brow variety. Also take a look at the chin! Mine and his are COMPLETELY different!

This is all a trick of the Alliance to discredit me and my forces! I demand the apprehension of the slanderers who dare impersonate my greatness, and have them shot! Yes, execution is the only punishment worthy of this heinous crime! Furthermore, I demand that all copies of that vile picture be burned! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!!!

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Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Re: Cosplay nutters
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:39:52 pm »
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Excuse me, Mr. Jinnai...

I know you have all the answers on why you don't dress up like Makoto, but...



Can you please explain THIS incident?


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Damn it... I thought I burned all the copies of that manga...

Errr... THAT'S NOT ME! If you compare the photos of me and that... impostor, you shall see varying differences! Take for instance the forehead! My forehead is a nice, straight form that shows my cunning and intellect, while fake me there is obviously of the sloped brow variety. Also take a look at the chin! Mine and his are COMPLETELY different!

This is all a trick of the Alliance to discredit me and my forces! I demand the apprehension of the slanderers who dare impersonate my greatness, and have them shot! Yes, execution is the only punishment worthy of this heinous crime! Furthermore, I demand that all copies of that vile picture be burned! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!!!

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Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Re: Doom 3
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:31:54 pm »
What, Half Life 2? Well, for now, it's an X-box exclusive title as well as a PC game.

Doom 3 is strictly PC, as there are no consoles today that can handle the graphics. Frankly, there aren't many PCs that can handle it either...

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Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions / Re: Doom 3
« on: July 25, 2003, 08:31:54 pm »
What, Half Life 2? Well, for now, it's an X-box exclusive title as well as a PC game.

Doom 3 is strictly PC, as there are no consoles today that can handle the graphics. Frankly, there aren't many PCs that can handle it either...

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