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Title: Caught on tape!
Post by: PoTM on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

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Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: MrWhat on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

NANAMI:  Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

JINNAI:  Yeah, I did.  I was standin' over thar by the tomaters, and here he comes.  Runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits an' vegetables, nekkid as a jaybird.  An' I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"  But it was too late-- she'd already been incensed.

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Jinnai: As the new Israeli Prime Minister, I promise to bring about peace in the Middle East by using a gigantic floating Death Star-like weapon to teleport all the Palestinians to another dimension. Then, I'll do the same to the Nigerians, the Italians, the Russians, the Americans, the French, and everyone else who's ever called me a "scarawny, pencil-necked loser." Who's the loser now, huh? WHO'S THE LOSER NOW?!

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: Saucer on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Jinnai: I did not have sex with that woman!

Reporter: Mr President, what do you say to allegations brought against you by.....

Jinnai: Nor did I gut the CIA. I believe what's more important right now is Cuba and....

Reporter: Yes yes, Mr President. We all heard "the cigar story." Now moving onto that lipstick on your fly........

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: larewen_evenstar on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Nanami- And now sir, would you tell us how you plan to win the worlds largest game of Musical statues?

Jinnai- Well, *starts explaining, using a lot of body language*

Spectators-  HE'S OUT! HE MOVED!!!

Jinnai- I hate you! I hate you all!

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: Tsukasa on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Jinnai : Do you mind this is the mens room

TV Crew : sorry wrong turn

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: Kathy Guinea on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Smile Jinnai you're on "Candid Camera!"

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: kiddo on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Jinnai: Well, you see, I've turned over a new leaf today. Instead of trying to forcibly take over your world, I shall attempt this democratically. I promise that if I am elected, there will be peace and prosperity throughout Rostaria!... And you don't WANT to know what will happen if I lose.

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: ladypeorth on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Nanami - Any comments Mr.President?
Jinnai - At least I'm better than Bush

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: kajishima_masaki on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Jinnai: Normally, the first question is, "Are these cannibals? " No, they are not. Cannibalism in the truest sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures PREY on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed ONLY on warm flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but some retain basic skills that they learned in their former life. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that they are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotion.

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: kyle_bloodheart on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Nanami- If you are elected school president, what will you do?

Jinnai- UH...

Title: Re: Caught on tape!
Post by: ohkiyi on July 24, 2003, 11:29:00 pm

Jinnai: I'm not Gay!