El-Hazard Online
General => El-Hazard Online => Topic started by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on April 28, 2003, 10:13:56 pm
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If you don't know, there's this CGI script I wrote some time back that selects a random picture from my screenshot collection and applies pseudo-AI via MegaHAL (an opensource attempt at a conversation bot) as a comic text bubble. (Okay, CGI is only the control, but it actually executes my custom written software on the server to do this :P)
The CGI improved into what I dubbed v1.1 later with more options and eventually a better font.
Here's some random examples from it's generation. As Saucer said, "Hours of fun."
These are generally in chronological order, so more features come in as we go:
Allujah forgets it's called The Eye of God (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images/cg_allujah.jpg)
Marriage has ruined him. (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images/cg_deathdestruction.jpg)
"The Face" (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images/cg_nakedbottom.jpg)
Neil got too excited dealing with Alielle (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images/cg_oops.jpg)
You better do as he says (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images/cg_pressanykey.jpg)
I'm in trouble (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images/cg_turnoff.jpg)
Shayla is unsure how to respond (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_answershayla.jpg)
Diva's first day driving (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_divadriving.jpg)
Jinnai sticks it to Diva (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_jinnaibostful.jpg)
Rune's chest size is officialized (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_officially.jpg)
"Jinnai knows when he's being humoured by Harpo." (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_pandering.jpg)
Bugrom on right: "Can you translate that?" (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_thegirlsbugrom.jpg)
Jinnai gets ahead of the script (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_whatline.jpg)
Fujisawa: "Is this a bad time?" (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images2/cg_whatnow.jpg)
Jinnai's title for Wanderers episode 1 (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images3/cg_bestwanderers.jpg)
Don't you hate it when that happens? (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images3/cg_egoisnowill.jpg)
The Narrator speaks the obvious (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images3/cg_obviousnarration.jpg)
Spinning around means so much to Jinnai (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images3/cg_yourenotspinning.jpg)
Follow up on MrWhat's eBay story (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images4/cg_aholygift.jpg)
Diva invents, and ends, the internet (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images4/cg_divainventsandendstheinternet.jpg)
Fatora cowers guiltily in Rune's presense (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images4/cg_guiltyfatora.jpg)
Jinnai, for the lady fans (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images4/cg_manlyjinnai.jpg)
Don't you hate being faced with these choices? (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images4/cg_sometimesweneverknow.jpg)
Jinnai so pampers Kalia (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images5/cg_areyouhappy.jpg)
Makoto's a little slow-witted (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images5/cg_makotoslow.jpg)
I hear the side effects are rough (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images5/cg_sideeffects.jpg)
Right about now, v1.1 pre-font came into play. (Mainly the multi-panel format that's used sometimes)
Nanami asks the more important question! (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_answering.jpg)
Whipped Jinnai. I guess (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_answering3.jpg)
The robot later quit and went to another anime series (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_inan.JPG)
One of them is a lesbian (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_lesbianpriestess.jpg)
Ura explains (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_likearat.jpg)
Jinnai's cool with you (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_provide.jpg)
... then something really bad must result? (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_thenwhat.jpg)
Fujisawa's the only one that does (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_truecomment.jpg)
You need to SUPPORT the Eye of God! (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images6/cg_weneedit.jpg)
Makoto: "I am NOT doing this story." (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images7/cg_badstorytelling.jpg)
This spared Nanami some (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images7/cg_jinnaiissodrunk.jpg)
Everyone's reactions to the car (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images7/cg_thiscarhasproblems.jpg)
Fujisawa's about to thwack Makoto good (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images8/cg_fujisawaspissed.jpg)
For some reason, "Journal" just isn't that threatening (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images8/cg_getsupfromjournal.jpg)
You are now in the middle of something um "special" (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images8/cg_racey.jpg)
We need to check our viewers (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images8/cg_rated.jpg)
Ura doesn't hold back (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images8/cg_youranass.jpg)
Latest: New font
Better run Nanami (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images9/cg_betterrunnanami.jpg)
Fujisawa's got you there (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images9/cg_fujisawagotyou.jpg)
She's about to give (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images9/cg_kinky.jpg)
Please stop looking (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images9/cg_strangejinnaispectacle.jpg)
Interpret "purification" as you will (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images9/cg_stopmypurificationscream.jpg)
Too accurate (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images9/cg_wefoundthebitch.jpg)
Anyway, for the full collections, see these files:
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset1.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset2.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset3.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset4.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset5.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset6.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset7.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset8.html
http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/comicset9.html
We make a new HTML every 100 or so we generate. :P
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YAY Megahal!
Those are some of the good ones... you didn't put up "the fingers said to the knife" one though ^_^ one of my favoites ^_^
Heh oh well people can go look it up I guess ^_^
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I had alot of fun looking at that, that night. ^_^ some of those are just so random that I couldn't help but ROFLMAO. And it makes me wonder Rob, how many screen shots have you done of each EH ep? ^^;;;;;
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heh, some of them are really funny...some err...I'll rate it NC-17 for CGI randomness
uh, btw Rob, do you know how long it takes to finish the PC EH game? Do you think I can finish it in a single 3 hours flight?
thanks
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And it makes me wonder Rob, how many screen shots have you done of each EH ep? ^^;;;;;
Roughly about 200 per episode, with the exception of a few during the OAV (1, 4, and 7 I believe) which top off at around 400 or even 500.
heh, some of them are really funny...some err...I'll rate it NC-17 for CGI randomness
uh, btw Rob, do you know how long it takes to finish the PC EH game? Do you think I can finish it in a single 3 hours flight?
thanks
I'd take Lucan Duran's Saturn guide with you since, until I finish and have our specific version ready, that's the closest thing to a strategy guide you'll have.
I doubt you'll be able to completely "finish" the game (by "finish" I mean beat it all 9 possible ways), but you should be able to get at least one if you take Duran's guide with ya.
For the fun of it, one of the newest generations:
(http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/aux/cg_takeiteasy.jpg)
Fatora giving herself a pep talk before going into some sort of social situation I suppose.
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uh, I'm sorry but I can't seem to find Lucan Duran's Saturn guide with google query or this site search...
Could you please tell me where to get it?
I won't be getting all the endings, just wanna check ones with Iffy in it :D
oh, media player won't play the movie clips from El-Hazard Sega Saturn Game thread. I've downloaded/installed the latest divx and the fraunhofer gave this when executed: "the application failer to initialized properly (xc0000005) .................."
Anyone have a clue why is this/what's the solution?
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If you want the guide it's here...
http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/saturn/game/22054.html
It will tell you what you want to know.
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0xc0000005 is an Access Violation, basically the most generic "program being bad" error you can get. It basically occurs anytime software tries to touch memory that doesn't belong to it. :P In other words, you probably have a very complicated problem (or possibly a simple one, depending on what's causing the AV)
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> You better do as he says (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/images/cg_pressanykey.jpg)
You need to put this in your sig or something.
(I'm gonna avoid the subject of how the heck this thing actually works...)
Edit: Bah, I'll just use newsgroup-style quoting. At least I know it'll WORK.
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Yeah, quote tag doesn't work the way it does on the php forum. I only know that it either works in simple, no parameter form or in some complex format you get when you hit the "quote" button to reply to a post. :P Anything in between, including using fake user names, seems to cause it to ... not work at all.
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The ones about the internet are absolutely hysterical. Don't ask me why, they just are. ^_^;
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The funniest things come from when MegaHAL becomes frighteningly lucid.
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(http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/aux/cg_alltheladies.jpg)
Food for thought.
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(http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/comic/aux/cg_alltheladies.jpg)
Food for thought.
Qawoor and Shayla, sittin' in a tree!
F-U-C..... well, you know the drill. ^^;;;