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General => Non-El-Hazard Topical Discussions => Topic started by: Xel on July 27, 2003, 05:01:21 am

Title: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Xel on July 27, 2003, 05:01:21 am
Gnarg! Erm. Yeah. So... y'know that fic?






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It's done.


http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1447222



So. It's 5am. I'm gonna...




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...sleep now. Fner.
Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 29, 2003, 12:28:52 pm
........................... *eye twitch*



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Xel on July 29, 2003, 03:03:34 pm
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........................... *eye twitch*



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


EEP! *promptly throws herself at Jinnai-sama's feet* Lord God Jinnai! Please forgive me! I was clearly not in my right mind that late at night!

But you know... it's merely paying homage to your your truly astounding cleverness! Of course Makoto cannot help but be fooled with such dedication and brilliance! You'll have conquered all of Roshtaria in no time!  ;D

... And for what it's worth, you get to be on top. >:3
Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 29, 2003, 06:09:46 pm
(http://www.zyworld.com/mrend/jinnaisteam.jpg)



No more MR. NICE LORD GOD!

Lackey #8 Xel, for your trecherous defilement of my person, I am forced to hereby TERMINATE your life!

It's been fun knowing you, but I'm afraid you've gone and pissed me off!

Ifurita!

Ifurita: *flies in* Yes, sir?

KILL THE TRAITOR!

Ifurita: Um... you mean Xel?

Yes, you idiot! Kill the traitor NOW!

Ifurita: Awww, but she's so nice! She lets me read her magazines, helps me clean up the hive, plus she wrote that really cute story of you and Makoto doing it!

Erk... *vein pops up* Ifuritaaaa...

Ifurita: *smiles* Yes, Master?

DO AS I SAY! KILL XEL NOW!!!

Ifurita: Eep! Err, right boss! *accidentally blows up hive* Oops.

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You know what the sad thing is about this entire situation? Xel is probably the most competent minion I have. *sighs*
Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Xel on July 29, 2003, 08:32:13 pm
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You know what the sad thing is about this entire situation? Xel is probably the most competent minion I have. *sighs*


See? ^__^ So... I guess we'll just have to learn to live with each other! *happyglompsquish!*

I think you'll find I can serve you very well, provided you can just get over my pervy fem-kiddo nature.  ;)
Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: MrWhat on July 29, 2003, 09:16:40 pm
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http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1447222

Read and reviewed  ;D

BTW, is anyone else having trouble with FanFiction.net?  If I go to Home - Anime - El-Hazard (http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=615), change the rating to 'All' and click [Go], I get an empty page.
Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 29, 2003, 10:58:54 pm
Yeah, fanfiction.net's having a lot of problems lately. During the weekends I usually can't access their site at all. Plus, some older stories are missing from their respective archives.
Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on July 29, 2003, 11:10:08 pm
Random nitpick; while I fear actually reading the story all the way through... Jinnai and the rest of the crew had advanced one year in age, so he'd already be an eighteen year old conqueror.  ;)  (see Alternative World Memories Page 19 (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/cgi-bin/register/eholmemberfile.cgi?getfile=awmemories/awmemoriespage19.jpg;type=jpeg) under "Data", second line)
Title: Re: Scarring your friends for life since 1933.
Post by: Xel on July 30, 2003, 12:08:23 am
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Random nitpick; while I fear actually reading the story all the way through... Jinnai and the rest of the crew had advanced one year in age, so he'd already be an eighteen year old conqueror.  ;)  (see Alternative World Memories Page 19 (http://www.el-hazardonline.net/cgi-bin/register/eholmemberfile.cgi?getfile=awmemories/awmemoriespage19.jpg;type=jpeg) under "Data", second line)


Oh, you loved it. Admit it.

You know, I actually had considered that... I think I remember saying to myself "gee... I should probably change that" and then never did.  ::)

If nothing else, seventeen is a somewhat better age for backing up my hormonal-teenager point, wouldn't you say? ^^;

...drat. No way out of this one. Jinnai-sama, sir, if it's all right with you...?

Well, I'm gonna have to kill you now, Rob. Sorry.