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General => El-Hazard Online => Topic started by: Lord God Jinnai on July 22, 2003, 08:30:45 pm

Title: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 22, 2003, 08:30:45 pm

Hello there. The more aware of you may have noticed me posting around here lately. Silly me though, I forgot to introduce myself.

I am the Lord God Jinnai, known in some circles as Master, and yet in others as Phillipe. You can call me the former, but not the latter, cause the latter makes me angry as it is an insult to the former being what I care to be called.

Anyway, you may now post your adulations of me, for I am sure we shall be very good friends. I'm a nice guy. Really.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Saucer on July 22, 2003, 08:41:54 pm

::uploads a finish-line photo of Mizuhara beating the pants off Jinnai in the marathon during the school athletic festival::

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 22, 2003, 08:52:11 pm

Ooooh... you're goin on The List, pal!

*puts Saucer on The List*

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on July 22, 2003, 08:55:47 pm

You've proven to be a greater Jinnai than I have ever been (hence the adjustment to my name display).  I bow to your greatness. ;p

Here, Makoto go explodey:
(http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/rob/explodey.jpg)

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 22, 2003, 09:07:35 pm

Ha! You think what I've done so far is great? Well, my friend, you ain't seen nothin yet!

Jinnai's greatness flows through me! I am his vessel, and he is my... um, controlling otherworld..ly thing. Yeah.

Anyway, behold the might of the LORD GOD JINNAI! I'll fry all my enemies into a crispy, crunchy snackfood, and feed their corpses to the starving bugs of the world!

Let no one say I was never kind.  ;)

Anyway, that is one wonderful pic. I shall save it to my hard drive and stare at it for hours and hours. *dreams of Makoto death scenes* Ahh...

...

... got anything more bloody?

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Spanner on July 22, 2003, 10:37:32 pm

Welcome! But no Jinnai is complete without a Demon God. Here, you can borrow mine!

(http://www.visi.com/~spanner/ElHazard/RuneV65.jpg)

^Hi!

She's got a few thousand years on her, but is still in pretty good condition. Sure, she's not the deluxe model, but she still comes with all the features her more expensive counterpart possesses. And, man, can she pack a whallop! Show him, Ifurita!

(http://www.visi.com/~spanner/ElHazard/Jinnai63.jpg)

^{WHA-BOOOOOOOOM!!!}

See, what did I tell you? A perfect tool for any would-be dictator! Best of all, she's 33% less likely to fall in love with your wussy archnemesis, guaranteed!

(http://www.visi.com/~spanner/ElHazard/Jinnai55.jpg)

^{Oops... Erm, that wasn't YOUR citadel, was it New Master?}

Now, now, no need to thank me. It's the least I can do for a struggling conqueror like yourself.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Adrain_Shepard on July 22, 2003, 11:33:47 pm

Can I ask you this Jinnai.Do you love Diva the Bugrom empiress?  :)

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: jewel_of_roshtaria on July 22, 2003, 11:44:50 pm

Hi Jinnai!  ;D *That has a rather nice ring to it...*

I'm the Jewel Of Roshtaria, you can call me Jewel, or Rosh. I guess you could say I'm running the lesbian/bisexual crowd around here (Aka myself and Lar). I'm pretty useless other than that. Oh yeah, and I'm an obsessive, possessive Jinnai-fangirl. You have been warned.   ;)

Oh yeah, and just one quick question: How come Jinnai is the only one in the entire EH cast whom never changes his clothes? Is he starting his own personal fungus-farm? Is it a trend thing? Is it that he doesn't want to make the bugrom jealous, being that they can't wear clothes? Just a thought...   ::)

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 23, 2003, 12:01:55 am

Ah, my fans flock to me.

Well, fans, in order to answer your questions, let me take them one at a time in the order they were presented:

No, we're just friends.

Because none of the others appreciate true fashion.

No.

No.

They can wear clothes, they just don't feel like it.


Well, now that that nonsense is over and done with, I DEMAND that you fools bow down to me and submit to my magnificently superior power. You have twenty minutes to do so, or I shall send my invincible army to... huh? Hey, wait a minute! Who blew up my invincible army?!

IFURITA!!! YOU IDIOOOOOOOOT!!!

(http://www.zyworld.com/mrend/jinnaisteam.jpg)

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Xel on July 24, 2003, 06:52:44 pm

*a la Alielle* Aaaa~n, Jinnai-samaaa... <3

How rude of me to reply to your posts before properly introducing myself.   :o

I... am Xel. I lead the faithful campaign to oust the Church of Fatora from their place as current ruler to make room for the new regime that is LORD GOD JINNAI! Allow me to become your loyal toady and we will RULE this board, this fandom, and THIS WORLD!

....

So how's about it?  ;)

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 24, 2003, 07:02:55 pm

You become my loyal toadie, eh? Hmm...

Well, I don't know. I've got pretty high standards you know. I expect my minions to be efficient, ruthless, cunning, and merciless in their intent.

Groucho: *falls off the roof*

Harpo: *runs around in panic as the cake he was baking is on fire*

Ifurita: Um, Master? I think I accidentally posted our Top Secret military doctrines on the internet. Is there an "undo" button?


.... ... ....

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... .... ....

You got the job.  -_-*

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Xel on July 24, 2003, 07:42:16 pm

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You got the job.  -_-*

And huzzah, I say! Huzzah!

Bow to us, world, for a new Golden Age is upon you!

All hail Lord God Jinnai!

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Tim needs time to work it out on July 24, 2003, 08:01:15 pm

And now, a breif moment with Diva...

(http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/temp/tim/wwjd.jpg)

"What would Jinnai do?"

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 25, 2003, 02:07:20 am

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ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO LICE?!!

How dare you! I am the Almighty Lord God Emperor Vice Seargent Rear Admiral Chancellor King Jinnai! I am not lice! If anything, I'm the DAMN HEAD!

Grrr... for this slight, I'm not going to make you the Mayor of Roshtaria like I intended. That position will now go to my loyal lackey, Xel.

You, Tim, are now the Hive's official toilet cleaner! Bwah hahahahah hahahaha!

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: executor82 on July 25, 2003, 05:05:25 am

(http://www.8ung.at/executor82/Images/Misc/shayla_throat.jpg) Remember this?

Lemme introduce myself.
Executor82 or Exe, executing grafic design unit #82 and a passionate warshipper of 'Shayla-Shayla' who kicked you ass plenty of times, if I resume it correctly  ;)

Welcome and enjoy your stay as long as you aren't toasted yet  ;)

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Tim needs time to work it out on July 25, 2003, 05:54:57 am

...

Amazingly enough, you did not grasp the concept here.

She's trying to think what Jinnai would do in this situation.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: executor82 on July 25, 2003, 06:06:54 am

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Amazingly enough, you did not grasp the concept here.

True. But I thought of making a little slide in to introduce myself, just like everyone else did before. Unfortunately I'm a little late with this  ;)

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: washuchan on July 25, 2003, 06:40:09 am

hmmm, I just remember I never got proper introduction, oh well...

The lice seems appropriate enough...it symbolizes a freeloader perfecly  :P

& nope, you can't make #1 scientific genius in the universe a toilet cleaner......um, maybe you can, but then either I'll call my 2 sisters for help or the toilet will turn into a dimensional gate that send Wanderers Jinnai to OVA Jinnai, and we all know only 1 Jinnai can exist at the same place and time frame  ;).

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on July 25, 2003, 09:32:59 am

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True. But I thought of making a little slide in to introduce myself, just like everyone else did before. Unfortunately I'm a little late with this  ;)

No no, he meant Lord God Jinnai who accused him of portraying him as head lice.  ;)  You're okay, exec.

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& nope, you can't make #1 scientific genius in the universe a toilet cleaner......

Tim or Fujisawa?  I wasn't aware either was the #1 scientific genius in the universe.  But I do know Tim was bound for toilet-cleaning.  :P



...

And I think I'll drop the moniker of "Jinnai" from my name.  I just can't compare.  :P

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 25, 2003, 12:25:34 pm

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Lemme introduce myself.
Executor82 or Exe, executing grafic design unit #82 and a passionate warshipper of 'Shayla-Shayla' who kicked you ass plenty of times, if I resume it correctly  ;)

Welcome and enjoy your stay as long as you aren't toasted yet  ;)

Ha! That flaming harpy only beat me because I wasn't taking my vitamins that day. I also had a bad case of the common cold, lockjaw, and ... uh.... muscle.. oli... itis.

Plus, she cheated.

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And I think I'll drop the moniker of "Jinnai" from my name.  I just can't compare.

Don't feel bad, Rob. No one can compare to my shining charisma. It's brilliance lights up the sky for miles, blinding any who dare look upon its visage with impunity! Yes! Go blind you sorry freaks! Lose your sight in the wake of my glory!

BWA HAH HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: washuchan on July 25, 2003, 02:55:17 pm

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Tim or Fujisawa?  I wasn't aware either was the #1 scientific genius in the universe.  But I do know Tim was bound for toilet-cleaning.  :P



...

uh, sorry, I guess this is no Tenchi Muyo universe...althought they (TM & EH) have the same company/director

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Xel on July 25, 2003, 03:55:34 pm

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Grrr... for this slight, I'm not going to make you the Mayor of Roshtaria like I intended. That position will now go to my loyal lackey, Xel.

Eeee! Joooy...

All right, peons! Fall in line or taste my wrath! Dahahahaha! *whipcrack!*

Rob, we really need a 'maniacal laugh' smiley.  ;D just doesn't cut it all the time.

...though the first person who comes at me with that toilet scrubber will render me cowering. *arms herself with Lysol*

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Don't feel bad, Rob. No one can compare to my shining charisma. It's brilliance lights up the sky for miles, blinding any who dare look upon its visage with impunity! Yes! Go blind you sorry freaks! Lose your sight in the wake of my glory!

BWA HAH HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hear, hear! Sieg heil! Blitzkrieg! Jihad! Submit, all of you, to the magnificent louse on the head of the world that is Jinnai!

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on July 25, 2003, 07:49:06 pm

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Rob, we really need a 'maniacal laugh' smiley.  ;D just doesn't cut it all the time.

We really ought to get an El-Hazard themed set.  I tried my hand at it once, but horrible things happened, so I'm assuming I'll need someone more ... talented.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Xel on July 25, 2003, 08:06:01 pm

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We really ought to get an El-Hazard themed set.  I tried my hand at it once, but horrible things happened, so I'm assuming I'll need someone more ... talented.

... *eyes Jinnai-sama?* >_>

Or is that Katsuo... :-/

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 25, 2003, 08:47:53 pm

**smirks**

I suppose I could lend you my assistance. Just this once, of course.

What format do you require them in, and what size do you prefer? I've never made smileys before, but with my brilliance I can probably pull it off.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on July 25, 2003, 08:53:05 pm

GIFs are practical, small, and allow translucensy.  I'm sure that'll do fine for format.  For size, well, the current ones are 15x15.  You don't want anything too much larger than that (and you will find is one of the greatest challenges about this) otherwise it will cause really bad gaps vertically in sentences.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 25, 2003, 08:54:43 pm

Sound good. Tell me how many you need and I'll send Groucho... er, I mean, I'LL work on it right away.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator) on July 25, 2003, 09:03:44 pm

Do as many as you can / want.  Use the existing smilies as templates and/or create your own.  Whatever suits you.

Title: Re: Welcome me now!
Post by: Lord God Jinnai on July 25, 2003, 09:12:39 pm

Okay, I'll get started right away.

Groucho! Get your ass over here!