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Games => Pic of the Moment => Topic started by: PoTM on September 17, 2003, 10:11:00 pm
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Makoto: The Bugrom are destroying the Royal Palace!
Jinnai: I'll have one of your deluxe bentos, dear sister.
Nanami: Katsuhiko, you don't HAVE to invade Roshtaria every time you want one of my box lunches. We DO deliver, you know.
Jinnai: Nonsense! I have to invade, in order to stay true to my own particular... um...
Groucho: *Off screen* Grabu?
Jinnai: Idiom! That's right. My idiom.
Makoto: Dear God, they've eaten Londs!
Nanami: *Sighs* Extra soy sauce?
Jinnai: Please.
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Makoto chokes on a furball.
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NANAMI: Yeah, whad'ya want?
JINNAI: You got any glazed donuts?
NANAMI: NO! We're out of glazed donuts!
JINNAI: You got any jelly donuts?
NANAMI: NO! We're out of jelly donuts!
JINNAI: You got any Bavarian creme-filled donuts?
NANAMI: NO! We're out of Bavarian creme-filled donuts!
JINNAI: You got any cinnamon rolls?
NANAMI: NO! We're out of cinnamon rolls!
JINNAI: You got any apple fritters?
NANANI: NO! We're out of apple fritters!
JINNAI: You got any bear claws?
NANAMI: Wait a minute. I'll go check.
(Nanami leaves.)
(Jinnai waits patiently.)
(Nanami returns.)
NANAMI: NO! We're out of bear claws!
JINNAI: Well... in that case... what *do* you have?
NANAMI: All I've got right now is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.
JINNAI: Are they fresh?
NANAMI: Yup. You can ask Makoto. He just bought a box of flesh-eating weasels.
MAKOTO: AAUGH!! GET THEM OFF ME!! GET THEM OFF ME!! AAUGH!!
JINNAI: (sighs) Okay. I'll take that.
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Makoto: OMIGOSH! Look guys, it's a UFO! Look, look!!!
Nanami: Well, this is it big bro, they finally came to pick you up! Aren't you happy?
Jinnai: Fuck you, Nanami! Fuck You!!!!!
Nanami: You're so immature! Maybe you'll have to some time to do some growing up on Planet X. :P
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Makoto: Aaaaah! I'm soooo desperate. I wanna suck something.
Jinnai: You can suck my middle finger here.
Nanami: Or even mine.
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Jinnai - Your finest liquor
Nanami - $40 million yen
Jinnai - Makoto's treating...after so many victories against me, he offered to pay for it
Makoto - Curse being a hero!
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Nanami: You can have a big bottle of beer, you can have a pint of best bitter, or a glass of water.
Jinnai: I would like a glass of water.
Nanami Why don't you ask for a bottle of beer?
Jinnai: Cause I can't hold it as much as sensei can.
Nanami: Then why don't you ask for a pint of best alcohol free largar?
Jinnai: Cause I have a delicate stomach.
Nanami: Cause you can't say F and B at the sam time that's why.
Jinnai: I'll F and B in a minute if yaou can shut you mouth!
Makoto: Just give him the water, the bugrom are coming Barbera, err, Nanami!