A hospital, two priestesses... and Fatora.

[PoTM]

[ladypeorth]

Fatora: Once that fool Jinai is gone, I can have all the fun with the priestesses

Jinnai: Once that fool Fatora is gone, I can have all the fun with the priestesses

Afura: Once they all leave, I can put my clothing back on

Shayla: I think we're double parked and there's a cop calling a tow truck

[MrWhat]

Fatora:  Here at the El-Hazard Institute of Fan Service, we'll show you how to tease fan-boys with the careful placement of random objects in front of naked babes.

Jinnai:  (thinking)  Oh, please.  This joke has already been way over-used in the Austin Powers movies.  Oh well, better Afura than Austin... much better, in fact.

Shayla:  (thinking) I'm glad Alielle isn't here.

Afura:  (thinking) I wish Ishiel was here.

[Saucer]

Fatora: You see, I was right! Spiking Fatora's drink with LSD really was a good idea after all!

Jinnai: Ah... for once I'll concede Mako..... err, Fatora! Yes, this time indeed... GUHAHAHAHA!

Afura: I am a wood sprite! Look at me Shayla!

Shayla: I'm ignoring all of you. You're all not here.......

[larewen_evenstar]

Fatora- Her boobs are like this big!

[purill]

Afura:  Maybe I'm not as attractive as I think I am.  No one is even looking at me.