How about a Hitachi Magic Wand add on for the ladies? 
USB 2.0 C0MP47ABL3!!! And Sony sells the "attachments" seperately each with their logo stamped on. And they come out in Japan like 2 years before the US.
Maybe they'll release one of those huge gift sets that Dom at Megatokyo is always bitching about how they never sell them over here (nice run-on sentence, Saucer). A boi-luv game complete with limited edition hitachi magic wand, a plethora of obscene-looking attachments, a collectable pillow sham, satin potporri sash and static cling decals!