"What an Unusual Request..."

[PoTM]

[Spanner]

Fujisawa: Uh... Go ahead, Makoto. You tell her.

Makoto: Uh, uh, sensei, YOU tell her.

Fujisawa: As your teacher, I insist that you be the one to tell her. It'll be a good growing experience.

Makoto: Growing experience?! Are you joking? YOU tell her!

Afura: *Impatiently* Just what ARE you two babbling about? And why is it so drafty today?

*In time, Afura would finally come to realize that she had forgotten to put on any pants that morning...*

[Lord God Jinnai]

Afura was sadly mistaken when she thought no one would notice her not wearing a bra today.

[MrWhat]

MAKOTO & FUJISAWA:  (thinking)  So... *this* is the great priestess of wind?  Why, she's an incredibly powerful, intelligent and beautiful woman.

AFURA:  (thinking)  So... *these* are Miz and Shayla's new love interests?  Why, they're just a couple of pathetic losers.

[larewen_evenstar]

Afura- Why do you two keep staring at me like that?

Makoto- You've spilt something on your top.

Afura- NOOOOOO!!!

[Saucer]

Afura: And so, though you my find it obscene and out of character for me, I wish to participate in a three-way gangbang.

Fujisawa: Umm.. err..... OK sure, I suppose.

Afura: It's that I simply grow tired of my handmaidens and.......

Makoto: R-right, y-you don't have to explain it to us! R-right, Sensei?

[ladypeorth]

The El Hazard Staring Championship 3rd year running...no one knew who would win...though each thought of their secret weapons

[Tsukasa]

Makoto smells the air "Why's it smell so bad here?"

*Fart*

Fujisawa "Oh right Priestess of Wind..."

Afura "What!?"