I've watched the first OVA again, and I took notes. The fourth answer should be the correct one. Bob, I know you weren't asking for false answers-- but coming up with false answers was most of the fun
This should be enough to get started. I'll do OVA2 and Alt World as time allows. Maybe someone else can do this for the Wanderers.
Who is the first major character to appear in the first El-Hazard OVA?
Makoto
Nanami
Jinnai
Fujisawa
In OVA1, what was Fujisawa looking for when he dropped his whiskey bottle at the top of the steps?
a hammer
glue
another bottle of whiskey
tape
Who was the Student Council President of Shinonome High School?
Makoto
Nanami
Hayashi
Jinnai
In OVA1, who really found the "Jinnai Ruins"?
a Music Club senior
Fujisawa
a janitor
a Literature Club freshman
In OVA1, why did Nanami try to interview Jinnai in the ruins?
she was doing it for extra credit
Makoto dared her to do it
she wanted to show off her new student uniform
the Broadcast Club paid her 1000 yen
In OVA1, who overheard Jinnai talking with Ishijima from the Baseball Club?
Nanami
Fujisawa
Ifurita
Makoto
In OVA1, according to Makoto, what are his, uh, attributes like?
Basketballs
Cannonballs
Fujisawa's, uh, attributes
Cantaloupes
In OVA1, when Jinnai looked at the test scores in the hall, whose name was higher than his?
Nananmi's
Hayashi's
Keiichi's
Makoto's
In OVA1, what were Jinnai and Makoto trying to draw during their art class?
Mount Fuji
Nanami, posing nude
Fujisawa, posing nude
a city landscape
In OVA1, who grabbed the last sandwich in the cafeteria before Jinnai?
Fujisawa
Nanami
someone Jinnai couldn't see
Makoto
In OVA1, where did Jinnai first laugh maniacally?
in the "Jinnai Ruins"
in the school yard
in the Bugrom Hive
in a school hallway
In OVA1, what did Makoto find in his locker after school?
a blackmail note from Jinnai
an extra pair of shoes
a bottle of whiskey
a rough-copy love letter from Nanami
Who was waiting for Makoto in the forest behind the school (instead of Nanami)?
Fujisawa
Hayashi
Ifurita
Jinnai
In OVA1, what club did Hayashi belong to?
the Music Club
the Motorcyle Racing Club
the Goddess Fantastic Club
the Science Fiction Club
In OVA1, what did Fujisawa hide behind his back when Nanami came to visit him?
a pickaxe
a pile of dirty laundry
a hentai doujinshi
a large bottle of alcohol
In OVA1, what did Nanami bring to Fujisawa's room after hours?
an overdue assignment
Jinnai
another rough-copy love letter
a bentou (Japanese box lunch)
In OVA1, what did Makoto break over Jinnai's head after time stopped in the school-yard?
a rock
a lawn chair
a baseball bat
a small board
Who did Makoto find in the "Jinnai Ruins" under the school?
Jinnai
Nanami
Ura
Ifurita
In OVA1, how long did Ifurita wait for Makoto?
100 years
500 years
2000 years
10000 years
Where did Ifurita send Makoto?
Creteria
Shinonome
Nekomi
El-Hazard <-- if you miss this one, you automatically flunk
In OVA1, when Makoto and Fujisawa found themselves in El-Hazard, who was "The next person who comes along?"
Shayla
Alielle
Sansuke
a "dolphin-bear"
In OVA1, when Fujisawa first heard Rune Venus scream, what did he assume?
she had been drenched with cold water
Londs was threatening her
a flying fish had flown down her blouse
she was out of alcohol too
In OVA1, who did Makoto and Fujisawa rescue from the Bugrom after coming to El-Hazard?
Fatora
Alielle
Shayla
Rune Venus
What is Fujisawa's super-ability?
to see through the illusions of the Phantom Tribe
to activate and control ancient El-Hazard technology
to speak with the Bugrom
super strength (but only when he's sober)
In OVA1, who did Rune think Makoto was when she first met him?
Shayla
Afura
Alielle
Fatora
Who is the Captain of the Royal Guard?
Schtalubaugh
Galus
Dall
Londs
In OVA1, why were Rune and Londs in the forest, before they were attacked by Bugrom?
they were lost
they were having a picnic lunch
they were returning from the summer palace
they were on their way to consult a psychic to learn the whereabouts of Fatora
What is the capital city of Roshtaria?
Baron
Nekomi
it isn't named in the anime
Floristica
Who is the Dean (or Director) of the Royal Academy?
Galus
Londs
Fujisawa
Schtalubaugh
What divides El-Hazard in half?
an ancient stone wall
Floristica
a dimensional barrier
the Great Holy River of God
Who ruled the Bugrom Empire (at least, before Jinnai came along)?
Katsuo (or Groucho)
Gilda
Ryoko
Queen Deva
In OVA1, why was Jinnai's cheek swelling after he first came to El-Hazard?
he had a toothache
Nanami had slapped him
he'd been hit in the face with a softball at school
Makoto whacked him with a board while time was frozen
What is the Eye of God?
a jewel that Rune wears
a crystal ball that can view other dimensions
a small device that Makoto built while trying to rescue Ifurita
a legendary doomsday weapon
In OVA1, who are the only persons who can command the Eye of God?
Londs and Schtalubaugh
Wanderers from another dimension
lesbians
two princesses of royal birth
In OVA1, what did Jinnai call the Bugrom's campfire rations?
Simply dee-lish!
Cheesy consumables!
Barely palatable, but they'll do.
The Manna of the Gods!
In OVA1, why did Rune and Londs throw Makoto and Fujisawa into the dungeons?
Makoto saw Rune bathing with a puppet
Fujisawa and Londs got into a fight
Rune is evil
Makoto refused to wear womens' clothing
Why couldn't Fujisawa break out of the dungeons with Makoto?
he was too depressed to move
he was scared of the dark
Duh! They're dungeons!
he had been drinking
In OVA1, who did Diva take Jinnai for?
a spy from Volcania
Makoto
the pizza delivery guy
a Messenger From God
When does Fujisawa lose his super-strength?
when he sneezes
when he puts on his clothes
when he eats
when he drinks
When Fujisawa first saw Makoto in womens' clothing, what did he ask for?
Makoto's phone number
Makoto's sister
more womens' clothing for himself
a date with Makoto
In OVA1, who was Rune Venus' fiancee?
Londs
Dall
Schtalubaugh
Galus
What did Fujisawa call Galus, after first seeing him?
'loser'
'great and powerful man'
'freak'
'cupcake'
In OVA1, what did Makoto want to do before the summit meeting?
climb Mount Muldoon
eat breakfast
settle a bet with Fujisawa
use the bathroom
What did the Alliance demand of Rune Venus at the summit meeting?
the immediate surrender of Roshtaria
access to Dr. Schtalubaugh's library
Fatora's head on a platter
proof that she would use the Eye of God, by removing its shield
In OVA1, where do the the three priestesses live?
Volcania
Mount Lilicoco
Doros Land
Mount Muldoon
In OVA1, why did Makoto faint after he finally found the bathroom?
it was too late; he had wet himself
he saw Fatora while she was doing her business
the bathroom had just been painted; he passed out from the fumes
there were a dozen handmaidens in the room
In OVA1, when Nanami gave the desert trader a paper bill, what did he do with it?
he folded it into a swan
he wrote an I.O.U. on it
he gave it back to Nanami
he blew his nose in it
In OVA1, who did Makoto find in his bed?
Rune
Fatora
Nahato
Alielle
In OVA1, when Alielle crawled in Makoto's bed, who did she take him for?
Rune
Fujisawa
Parnasse
Fatora
In OVA1, how did Alielle find out that Makoto wasn't Fatora?
she asked him
she overheard Fujisawa talking to him
she never did find out
she stuck her hand down his pants
In OVA1, why did Alielle leave Fatora, before she disappeared?
she had gone to Mount Muldoon
she was unsealing the Eye of God
she was thrown through time and space
she was visiting her parents
In OVA1, how did Dr. Schtalubaugh refer to Shayla, Afura and Miz (with questionable accuracy)?
the High And Mighty Lamp-Wielders
the Women Who Know All
his harem
the Three Wise Sages
In OVA1, what was Makoto's catch phrase?
Get ready to die!
This sucks!
HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA!
I'm gonna die!
What does Ura double as?
Alielle's pillow
an elemental lamp
a Bugrom
Living armor
In OVA1, what was the first country that Jinnai conquered?
Roshtaria
Doros Land
Volcania
Gannan
In OVA1, what did Fujisawa make his pick-axe from?
a piece of junk that Schtalubaugh had lying around
scrap metal from the ruins under Shinonome High School
He didn't make it. He bought it.
the railing around the hovercraft landing area
What surprised Galus as he watched Makoto, Fujisawa and Alielle leave for Mount Muldoon?
Nahato was telepathically communicating with him
the three priestesses had surrounded him
Rune was taking off her clothes
Fujisawa had cut away part of the railing to make a pickaxe
In OVA1, what did Deva give Jinnai for conquering the country of Gannan?
a jug of wine
Katsuo (or Groucho)
a hug and a kiss
the Bugrom Big Red Medal of Victory
In OVA1, who did Galus send to kill the 'impostor' Makoto?
Fatora
Kalia
Afura
Kiriya
In OVA1, who did Jinnai first mistake Alielle for?
Makoto
Rune Venus
no one; he knew who she was
Fatora
Who did Jinnai name the Bugrom after (in the English dub)?
characters from Tenchi Muyo!
the Three Stooges
other Shinonome High School students
the Marx Brothers
Who was briefly turned into a statue in the Crystal Tunnels?
Alielle
Makoto
Shayla
Fujisawa
In OVA1, why did Ura rescue Makoto?
"Just earning cat food."
"Someone got to do it."
"Hero can't die."
"It's a job."
In OVA1, who saved Makoto, Fujisawa and Alielle from the Bugrom in the mountains?
Afura
Miz
Crayna
Shayla
In OVA1, where does Shayla wear her Great Lamp of Fire when she's using it?
on her finger, as a ring
around her neck
on her waist
on her wrist
In OVA1, why were Shayla and Afura in such a hurry to leave Muldoon?
Shayla's lamp needed to be repaired
they had to defend Floristica from the Bugrom
Shayla had to use the bathroom
they were late for a purification ceremony
In OVA1, where does Afura wear her Great Lamp of Wind when she's using it?
on her finger, as a ring
around her neck
on her wrist
on her waist
In OVA1, where did Makoto, Fujisawa and Alielle almost die, on their way from Muldoon to Arliman?
the Bugrom Hive
Nanami's Shinonome Diner
the Cliffs Of Insanity
the Desert Of Bleached White Bones
In OVA1, how often do the priestesses go to Arliman (except for bonus onsen episodes)?
once a month
whenever they want to
they don't go to Arliman
once a year
In OVA1, what did the two hovercraft drivers take from Fujisawa in lieu of an additional fee?
a history lesson
a bottle of sake
Alielle
his Fists of Justice
In OVA1, who attended Miz at Arliman?
Alielle
a "dolphin-bear"
Parnasse
Sansuke
In OVA1, what did Sansuke do to Miz to make her scream?
he fell on her
his hands slipped while he was scrubbing her back
he stepped on her foot
he doused her with cold water
In OVA1, what did Deva show Jinnai, before telling him of Ifurita?
an ancient scroll
the Stairway To The Sky
her naked body
a nation in ruins
In OVA1, what did Fujisawa toss into the fountain at Arliman?
an empty bottle
his clothes
Alielle
a coin
In OVA1, where did Shayla and Afura go before coming to Arliman?
the Stairway To The Sky
the ruins beneath Shinonome High School
the Nekomi Institute of Technology
the Barage Market
In OVA1, who did the gang meet up with at Arliman, and who revealed Makoto to the priestesses?
Jinnai
Ifurita
Parnasse
Nanami
In OVA1, who dragged the disguised Makoto into the women's bath, just before he lost his wig?
Nanami
Afura
Miz
Shayla
In OVA1, what did Shayla call Makoto, after she almost killed everyone at Arliman?
a menace to society
"Mr. Mizuhara, Sir"
Nanami's boyfriend
"Mr. Fashion Show"
In OVA1, what did Kiriya call Makoto, just before she almost killed him at Arliman?
"Mr. Fashion Show"
a menace to society
"Mr. Mizuhara, Sir"
Nanami's boyfriend
In OVA1, where does Miz wear her Great Lamp of Water when she's using it?
around her neck
on her wrist
on her waist
on her finger, as a ring
In OVA1, who gave the "stupid monologue" on the hovercraft, on the way to the Forbidden Island?
Makoto
Afura
Fujisawa
Shayla
Who is Galus', uh, special little friend?
Fujisawa
Dall
Parnasse
Nahato
What is Nanami's super-ability?
to activate and control ancient El-Hazard technology
to speak with the Bugrom
super strength (but only when she's sober)
to see through the illusions of the Phantom Tribe
In OVA1, how did Jinnai and the Bugrom find the Forbidden Island
they found an ancient map
Deva told them where it was
they found it by accident
they followed the three priestesses
In OVA1, what did Nanami call Jinnai after meeting him on the Forbidden Island
"Mr. Fashion Show"
a menace to society
Makoto's boyfriend
a crazy weirdo freak
In OVA1, who did Jinnai set on the priestesses, on the Forbidden Island?
troops from Volcania
Jinnistacia and Ibn Al-Zahad
"Dolphin-bears"
the Bugrom Marine Corp
In OVA1, what did Shayla call Afura's "move"?
the Three Stooges' Slap
Light Arrow and Red Thunder
the Break Like The Wind
the Big Sucker Gash Slash
In OVA1, who does Ifurita obey?
the one who kisses her
the one who puts her two-jeweled choker around her neck
lesbians
the one who holds The Power Key Staff
In OVA1, what did 'Chico' say after Jinnai ordered him to attack Shayla?
I don't think so, Tim!
No way, Jose!
Not gonna do it! Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture!
Excuse moi! Apres vous!
In OVA1, what illusion did Nahato use on Makoto, Fujisawa and Shayla, on the Forbidden Island?
a flock of flying fish
the walls slowly closing in
Ifurita, Jinnistacia and Al-Zahad, seducing them
a flood
In OVA1, who found Ifurita first?
Fatora and Alielle
Dall and Gilda
Yuba and another Ifurita
Makoto and Ura
In OVA1, what was Jinnai's first order for Ifurita?
to kidnap Fatora
to send him back to Shinonome High School
to take off her clothes
to kill Makoto
In OVA1, Ifurita recognized Shayla's battle technique as:
Muldoon Firebird
she didn't recognize it
Drunken Master
Northern Capital
In OVA1, what did Ifurita call Makoto, just before he used his ability for the first time?
a menace to society
Nanami's boyfriend
a crazy weirdo freak
a stupid little man
In OVA1, Makoto first used his ability when he touched Ifurita's:
shoulder
two-jeweled choker
chest
power-key-staff
In OVA1, why did Miz and the others lock Fujisawa in the dungeons again, after the Forbidden Island?
to play a practical joke on him
because he kept insulting Miz' cooking
because Miz is evil
to stop his drinking
In OVA1, why did Nanami claim she was pulling Makoto away from Shayla?
she needed help at her restaurant
everyone was looking for Ura
Jinnai and Kalia were asking for forgiveness
for homeroom with Fujisawa
In OVA1, what did Makoto accidentally activate during Nanami and Shayla's argument in the gardens?
the Eye of God
a "dolphin-bear"
Alielle
an ancient statue
What is Makoto's super-ability?
to speak with the Bugrom
super strength (but only when he's sober)
to see through the illusions of the Phantom Tribe
to activate and control ancient El-Hazard technology
In OVA1, how do the two princesses control the Eye of God?
the retinas of their eyes
it obeys their voices
they take off their clothes
a spiritual gene
In OVA1, why did Fujisawa take Shayla's drink away?
because Miz wanted some
because there was a bug in it
because he knew it was poisoned
because she's only 19 years old
In OVA1, what was Alielle's 'Serious News' that she forgot when she molested Shayla?
Jinnai and Kalia were asking for forgiveness
Rune and Nanami had been kidnapped by the Bugrom
there wasn't any 'serious news'-- Alielle was only joking
the Alliance wanted the Eye of God unsealed
In OVA1, where do the princesses and the Priestesses communicate with the Eye of God?
Mount Lilicoco
Dr. Schtalubaugh's work room
Mount Muldoon
the Stairway To The Sky
In OVA1, who pulled Makoto's wig off, and revealed him to the Alliance?
Rune
Nanami
Fatora
Nahato
In OVA1, what did Ifurita say after Shayla attacked her for the second time?
Get ready to die.
I'm gonna die.
You're not the brightest lamp in the seminary.
That was pointless.
In OVA1, Shayla was unable to continue fighting Ifurita because she used up all her energy:
in training exercises with Afura and Miz
making out with Makoto
running away from Alielle
unsealing the eye of God
In OVA1, what favor did Miz ask of Fujisawa after he sat at her bedside?
to help her repair her lamp
to kiss her
to take off his clothes
to marry her
In OVA1, as Shayla ran away from Makoto, what did Alielle think Shayla was doing?
dancing
doing performance art
running away from Fatora
jogging
In OVA1, according to Jinnai, how often does Ifurita usually need to be rewound?
twice a day
every other week
once in a life-time
every ten years
In OVA1, when Fujisawa called Jinnai a juvenile delinquent, what did Makoto say Jinnai was?
a worthy opponent
a menace to society
his boyfriend
a power-hungry psychotic
When the Eye Of God blinks, the path to the sky opens, and...
There is much rejoicing.
The sun shall not rise again.
Everyone takes off their clothes.
The Shadow Nation becomes one.
In OVA1, what did Nanami ask of Fujisawa, before he left to rescue Fatora?
to be a man, and marry Miz
to live to help her open her restaurant.
to take off his clothes
to kick Jinnai's miserable butt
In OVA1, how did the gang sneak into the Bugrom Citadel?
Afura took them to a ventilation shaft in the roof
Shayla's attack opened a passage beneath their feet
they all wore comically fake Bugrom costumes
Miz took them through an underground river
In OVA1, what did Fujisawa do, for the occasion of rescuing Fatora?
he shared his first kiss with Miz
he sang the Shinonome High School fight song
he took off his clothes
he smoked his last cigarette
In OVA1, how did Makoto finally free Ifurita?
he hypnotized her
he took off her two-jeweled choker
he took off all her clothes
he destroyed her control circuit
In OVA1, how did Ifurita recognize Fujisawa?
Makoto told her who he was
she had taken a class from him, in disguise
she saw the name-patch on his jacket
she saw him in some of Makoto's memories
In OVA1, how did Fujisawa defeat the Bugrom monster?
Light Arrow and Red Thunder
Big Sucker Gash Slash
Drunken Master
Hyper Fujisawa Kick
In OVA1, why couldn't Rune and Fatora stop the Eye of God?
Makoto had stolen the control circuit
the three priestesses had damaged it when they unsealed it
they had taken off their clothes
Galus sabotaged the control unit
In OVA1, why did Jinnai stop Galus and Nahato, on the Eye of God?
Katsuo (or Groucho) made him do it
he wanted to return to Shinonome High School
he had to save his beloved little sister
he claimed that El-Hazard belonged to him
In OVA1, how did Ifurita gain the knowledge to send Makoto to El-Hazard?
from Dr. Schtalubaugh
from her own power-key-staff
she was able to do it all along
from the Eye of God
In OVA1, how did Deva and Jinnai's Bugrom survive the Eye of God?
Makoto saved them
they fell into a crevasse, and met an alien tribe of Bugrom
Deva took off her clothes
they left the fortress to bring supplies to the front
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