Things Get Ugly at the County Fair...

[PoTM]

[ladypeorth]

Coming soon to your next generation consoles:  El-Hazard the four player fighting game.  This time...even the trash can is a weapon

[larewen_evenstar]

Shayla: You invited Fatroa!? That's it! *BANG!*
Alielle: I told you Shayla and I ere going to have some private time!
Fatora: What on El hazard is going on here? And where am I?

[Saucer]

Shayla: Damn it Parnasse! You grabbed my ass in the haunted house, didn't you?!?

Alliele: You trash! You're really unbelievable.

Parnasse: Uguuuuuuuuu~ I... didn't.......

Fatora: HMPH! Such an arrogant young man! Only another woman can really understand how a woman wants her ass grabbed. Allow me to demonstrate......

[MrWhat]

Parnasse:  Whew!  Here's the last barrel of oatmeal, Alielle.

Alielle:  SHH!!  We haven't told Sister Shayla about that yet!

Shayla:  WHAT!?  This had better NOT be another cunning plan!

Fatora:  Oh, didn't we tell you, Shayla?  The fair is holding a 'Wacky Olympics' to raise money for

charity.  I've pledged to sponsor you if you'll play 'Find The Marble In A Vat Of Oatmeal.'

Alielle:  C'mon, Sister Shayla.  It's for a good cause.  Please, won't you think of the children?

Shayla:  Aw, man...  Only Fatora and Alielle could make me feel guilty for

not diving into a vat of oatmeal.  Yeah, alright, I'll do it.

Fatora:  Great!  And after the contest is over, Alielle and I can lick-- er, I mean, help you clean

up.

Shayla:  Don't push your luck, you royal pervert.