Secret Agent Londs and Informant Makoto

[PoTM]

[Lord God Jinnai]

L: All right, Agent Double-O-Loser. This next assignment calls for you to dress up as a girl.

Makoto: What? AGAIN?!

L: Silence! As I was saying, you need to dress up like a girl and infiltrate a white slavery ring in Florestica Maximum Security Prison.

Makoto: *cries* Why me?

[Saucer]

Londs: Makoto, I appreciate all you have done for this country. However......... ehem, I must ask you to stop using your likeness of Princess Fatora to sneak into women's bedchambers.

Makoto: W-What?!?

Londs: I know how you feel. I was once a young man myself. Hornier than a march hare..... unable to stop thinking about nubile young female bodies for five minutes......

Makoto: B-But......

Londs: Eyes glazing over at the site of young Rune's Mother...... oh, but the Queen had such a comely figure! My god, it was all I could do to keep myself from plowing her royal furrow!

Makoto: Umm.... excuse me, Londs? I've been out fo town for two weeks.

Londs: If my lord, the King ever found out I possesed such thoughts..... but alas, my lust knew no bounds....

Makoto: O_O;;;

[Spanner]

Londs: Consider, if you will, one Makoto Mizuhara. An ordinary Japanese schoolboy who had no idea that the ancient ruins found beneath his school were actually a gateway to... The Twilight Zone.

Makoto: Londs, have you seen my sci-fi DVDs? I've been looking for them everywhere...

[MrWhat]

MAKOTO:  Is that you, Chabil!?

CHABIL (in disguise):  Don't blow my cover!!

MAKOTO:  But-- why the disguise?  And why did you disappear during the Alternative World?

CHABIL:  OVA-Rune Venus won't leave me alone!  That princess may be a kind-hearted, intelligent and impossibly beautiful woman-- but she's also an insatiable nymphomaniac!  And she's killing me with kindness!  I mean, I merely saved the woman's life during an earthquake, and occasionally sucked on her fingers!  But the next thing you know, she's constantly begging to make sweet sweet love the whole night through!

MAKOTO:  (thinking)  Memo to self:  Save TV-Rune Venus' life during the next earthquake, and occasionally suck on her fingers.

[larewen_evenstar]

Londs- And here's another tip for you boy, raise your eyebrow like this, it gets the veiwers interested, and makes them pay attention to what your doing.

Makoto- Sorry Londs, I didn't catch that.

[ladypeorth]

Makoto - Sir...the bugrom are dancing again
Londs - What could it mean...what could Jinnai be planning

[Tsukasa]

The names Londs James Londs

Umm am I your friend who ends up dieing for some reason

Yes

Oh right ahhhhhhhhhhh *dies*