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« on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

Makoto: OH! Hot babe ahoy! Tackle at the 30-yard line!

Ifurita: W-What.....? Strangely weakened.....unable to move or resist...... oh Makoto..........

And so........ Ifurita falls prey to the same illness that afflicts so many anime females. Suddenly, and unexplainedly falling deep in love with a Fatora cosplayer. I mean, wait............
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

*Makoto got drunk and thought that the eye of god was a pretty girl...Ifurita ain't happy.*

Ifurita- MAKOTO MIZUHARA! Would you please stop doing that to the Eye of God! It's a weapon you know! One false move and it'll make sure you never hae kids!!!!

*makoto found this out the hard way*
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

*What if Makoto Mizuhara was replaced by Keitaro Urashima...?*

Keitaro: Wait! You have a heart, Ifurita! Let me show you! Oof! *Trips, manages to pull off Ifurita's tights on the way down.*

Ifurita: O_O

Ifurita: -_-#

*Much pain ensues*
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

IFURITA:  I have no feelings or a heart!

(Makoto tackles Ifurita)

IFURITA:  I...  I...  (sniffles)  WAAAH!!  I LOVE YOU!!

MAKOTO:  (thinking)  That was easier than I expected.
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

TAKE ONE:

Makoto: Hey, baby... what's your sign?

Ifurita: Do not enter.

Makoto: Doh... *facefaults*

TAKE 2:

Makoto: Hey, babe, where ya been all my life?

Ifurita: Hiding from you.

Makoto: Gah! *facefaults*

TAKE 3:

Makoto: Wow, hon, your face must turn a few heads!

Ifurita: Yes, and yours must turn a few stomachs.

Makoto: Ouch! *facefaults*

SCENE 4:

Makoto: But, Ifurita, I think I can make you really happy...

Ifurita: Why? Are you leaving?

Makoto: Ugh... *facefaults*

SCENE 5:

Makoto: Man, baby, you're fine. If I ever saw you naked, I'd die a happy man.

Ifurita: Well, if I ever saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Makoto: AAACK! *facefaults*
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

Ifurita knew something was wrong when she noticed her flag had legs.  So she really wasn't all that surprised when she turned it upside down to inspect it and found that it also had hair.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

IFURITA: I have no feelings or a heart!

(Makoto TICKLES Ifurita)

IFURITA: I... I...hahhaah hihihihih (sniffles)...hihihahahhaha WAAAH!! I LOVE YOU!!

MAKOTO: o_O...so where's our cold angsty demon God???

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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2003, 11:02:00 pm »

And it's an INTERCEPTION!  Oh the Bugrom forces have gotta be feeling the sting from that manuever.  Looks like Coach Jinnai is eating his hat now
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