Caught on tape!

[PoTM]

[MrWhat]

NANAMI:  Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

JINNAI:  Yeah, I did.  I was standin' over thar by the tomaters, and here he comes.  Runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits an' vegetables, nekkid as a jaybird.  An' I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"  But it was too late-- she'd already been incensed.

[Lord God Jinnai]

Jinnai: As the new Israeli Prime Minister, I promise to bring about peace in the Middle East by using a gigantic floating Death Star-like weapon to teleport all the Palestinians to another dimension. Then, I'll do the same to the Nigerians, the Italians, the Russians, the Americans, the French, and everyone else who's ever called me a "scarawny, pencil-necked loser." Who's the loser now, huh? WHO'S THE LOSER NOW?!

[Saucer]

Jinnai: I did not have sex with that woman!

Reporter: Mr President, what do you say to allegations brought against you by.....

Jinnai: Nor did I gut the CIA. I believe what's more important right now is Cuba and....

Reporter: Yes yes, Mr President. We all heard "the cigar story." Now moving onto that lipstick on your fly........

[larewen_evenstar]

Nanami- And now sir, would you tell us how you plan to win the worlds largest game of Musical statues?

Jinnai- Well, *starts explaining, using a lot of body language*

Spectators-  HE'S OUT! HE MOVED!!!

Jinnai- I hate you! I hate you all!

[Tsukasa]

Jinnai : Do you mind this is the mens room

TV Crew : sorry wrong turn

[Kathy Guinea]

Smile Jinnai you're on "Candid Camera!"

[kiddo]

Jinnai: Well, you see, I've turned over a new leaf today. Instead of trying to forcibly take over your world, I shall attempt this democratically. I promise that if I am elected, there will be peace and prosperity throughout Rostaria!... And you don't WANT to know what will happen if I lose.

[ladypeorth]

Nanami - Any comments Mr.President?
Jinnai - At least I'm better than Bush

[kajishima_masaki]

Jinnai: Normally, the first question is, "Are these cannibals? " No, they are not. Cannibalism in the truest sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures PREY on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed ONLY on warm flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but some retain basic skills that they learned in their former life. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that they are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotion.

[kyle_bloodheart]

Nanami- If you are elected school president, what will you do?

Jinnai- UH...

[ohkiyi]

Jinnai: I'm not Gay!