Well...seeing as everyone else did...

[Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator)]

Well, Rob. If you want, all of us can run around topless for ya.

HERE WE GO!!!





Yikes, Sexy Mario is making the rounds at this forum alot.

Yes, he does.  Now, of course, I was under the impression that the toplessness was of the female variety.  So the full context was "Why can't I be invited to birthday parties where my female friends run around stripping themselves?"  Now, of course, this relies on me actually having female friends... or even friends... which is tough to come by given the way I live.    (FYI, I don't have any female friends at all.  Period.  ;_;)

[Spanner]

Happy... very belated... Birthday, Lar!

I would have wished it sooner, but I was sick all last week, and didn't check these boards at all.

But now that I can keep down solid food, I'll eat a piece of cake in your honor!

[larewen_evenstar]

(FYI, I don't have any female friends at all.  Period.  ;_;)

I'm your friend. *sniffle*

I would have wished it sooner, but I was sick all last week, and didn't check these boards at all.  

But now that I can keep down solid food, I'll eat a piece of cake in your honor!

Aw! Poor Spanner! *hugs* I'm glad you're feeling better now!
And yes, please, help yourself to some of my cake.

Woo! Look at him go! Woo! Woo! *calms down*

[Saucer]

I actually forgot that I had posted this topic here. Sorry.

Thank you very much, all of you.

The barbeque I had was great!

Three of my friends tried to strip, but got down to their bras, and decided to stop, and just run aorund half naked instead.

And my friend Daisy (guy), strated trying on my wet clothes. (yes, we were next to a river, and yes, we did lay down in it.)

I'm surprised at how good he looked in girls clothes.

Wow. From your age I'm guessing alcohol wasn't involved? Damn, you guys are hardcore.

[Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator)]

I'm your friend. *sniffle*

Okay, further extended context suggests the female friends are first of all legal age so I'm not seen as pedophilic   and that they're also within decent range so that the strip-fest happens to be witnessable, as opposed to one of them posting "*strips to bra and runs around*" ... okay, I'm done with this imagery now.


Let's work with Saucer.  HARDCORE.

[MrWhat]

"Why can't I be invited to birthday parties where my female friends run around stripping themselves?"

Five words:  self-insert fan-fiction hot springs episode.  Yes, I have one in the works.  Now that I've committed myself to writing that self-insert OMG! parody, I'm determined to embarrass and humiliate myself with it in every way imaginable.

[Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator)]

Well, if that were my goal, I'd just imagine it; not sure I'd want to write it out for the world.  

[theravenisdead]

Dun forget to insert me ^.^;

*hides behind a cherry blossom tree*

[larewen_evenstar]

Wow. From your age I'm guessing alcohol wasn't involved? Damn, you guys are hardcore.

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[Saucer]

Let's work with Saucer.  HARDCORE.

Yes, repeat after me: |-|4|S|)<0|S3

Good, I knew you could do it!

::goes back to reading "Lolita"::

[larewen_evenstar]

*blinks* What happened...? never mind.

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