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Xel
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« on: August 08, 2003, 09:36:21 pm »
I took the time to collect some personal EHOL stats for your enjoyment (or abject horror... but who's keeping track, anyway?). YOU WILL ENJOY THEM.

Total number of times Xel has mentioned Jinnai: 58
Number of posts in which Xel has NOT mentioned Jinnai: 31
Number of posts wherein the subject matter otherwise pertained to Jinnai: 29
Number of posts that referenced illicit Makoto/Jinnai relations: 16
Number of posts wherein any mention of Jinnai or his varying titles was used to address or refer to LGJ: 19
Most overwrought title used by Xel: Phantasmagorically All-Powerful Supreme Ruler Lord God Jinnai

EH Pairings Referenced:
Makoto/Jinnai: 16
Jinnai/Ifurita: 3
Diva/Jinnai: 2
Jinnai/Shayla: 1
Afura/Shayla: 1
Fatora/Nanami: 1
Diva/Makoto: 1
Makoto/Afura: 1
Jinnai/Nanami: 1


So there you have it!


...where is everybody?
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2003, 09:48:35 pm »
We're all in awe of your stats.  Particularly because of the fact you bothered to go through and dig them up.  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2003, 10:52:25 pm »
That's beautiful, Xel. Just beautiful. A stunning accomplishment. Saucer is very proud of you! ^_^
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2003, 01:52:22 am »
That's so very nice, minion. Truly, it is.

But seeing that you have soooo much free time as to construct such a useless tableu of information, then you surely MUST have the time to do something USEFULL!

*passes Xel mop, bucket, and toothbrush*

Okay, Lackey #8. The toilets in this hive have gotten waaay too mucky. Bugrom are prone to massive bowel movements you know.

So then, get cleaning! Start with the stalls in the basement. You should be able to get up to floor 844 by the end of the day. Hurry up, those toilets aren't getting any cleaner with you just standing there!
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2003, 02:49:33 am »
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So then, get cleaning! Start with the stalls in the basement. You should be able to get up to floor 844 by the end of the day. Hurry up, those toilets aren't getting any cleaner with you just standing there!


But! ;_____;

You let TV Iffy go out and play wreak destruction! I wanna go wreak destruction too! I'll even do it in your name!

*wraps around LGJ's ankles* Pleeeeeeease?
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2003, 04:33:53 am »
Grrrr... GET OFF OF ME!

*pushes Xel off his personage*

You know I don't like to be touched. Now quit whining! You can wreak destruction all you want, as soon as you complete your assignment.

Now hurry up and get to it! And don't forget to scrub the hard-to-reach place under the rim. There's all sorts of bad things growin under there...

*walks off to plan the conquest of El-Hazard, as well as wait in anticipation for fresh and clean toilets*
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2003, 10:05:20 am »
Tell me Xel, how bored were you really when you came up with those stats?
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2003, 04:04:36 pm »
*chuckles* Well, the sad part is, I had the idea running through my head for quite some time-- I just kept forgetting about it off and on. Then I was like, "whoa! I'm gonna hit post #60!" and just decided to be a loser and do it. True story.  :P

Though it's rather therapeutic. It's like a journey of self-discovery! I encourage you all to try it.  :D

But! You'll be happy to know, Lord Jinnai, that I finished the toilets! I stayed up aaaaall night, and I think I may have a couple weird diseases now, but I got it done in half the time thanks to the Almighty Lysol!

I even got to yours and Queen Diva's!  ;D Though... sometimes you stumble across some unusual things when invading one's personal space...

Who knew the Queen was hiding a bullwhip under the sink? *shrug*
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« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2003, 11:24:07 pm »
Kudos, Xel  ;D

I just hope that no one forces poor little Lar to collect stats when she becomes the first user to post 1000 messages  :'(
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2003, 03:21:24 pm »
No. Please don't even think about going there!

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poor little Lar


Little? Little? LITTLE?!

If she's little I'm most regularly found in someone's shoe!  :-X
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2003, 04:36:15 pm »
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Little? Little? LITTLE?!

If she's little I'm most regularly found in someone's shoe!


Well, we mean age-wise, she's little.
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2003, 10:33:40 pm »
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Little? Little? LITTLE?!

If she's little I'm most regularly found in someone's shoe!  :-X

I apologize for that insensitive and offensive remark.  In this enlightened day and age, ageism, sexism, and, uh, size-ism are clearly unacceptable.
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2003, 02:45:10 pm »
Nah, forget it.

I'm simply destined to be short - it's in the genes, you see.

Lar is always making cracks about my size, so I get used to it.   ^^;

My nickname is "Stumpy", sadly enough.
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Forget the dogs of war. The wolves of war are what you should be worrying about.
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2003, 02:53:26 pm »
People have been talking about me while I haven't been here.  ^^;

Yeah, I make a whole load of jokes about Stumpy here *leans on El's head* don't I Stumpy?

She grew though, didn't you El? I'm about 5' 7'' and I think El is 5' 2'' so, there you have it. And when I get to 1000 posts, I will try to collect stats.  :bawl
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2003, 03:00:24 pm »
You only have 70 more posts to make, then you're not aloud ot post until you collect your stats!

MWAHAHAHAHA!
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