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« on: August 07, 2003, 10:50:14 am »


http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi


Here's some other results:

Mama's got the Magic of Makoto.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Nanami.
Men Can't Help Acting On Ifurita.  (XD)
It's Different in a Groucho.
A Smooth-Running Bugrom is a Relaxing Experience. [for Jinnai?]
My Goodness, My Fujisawa! / Snap Into A Slim Fujisawa. (Miz at the keyboard?)
It's That Ura Feeling.
This Is Not Your Father's Diva. (She has sex with you instead of eating you)
Loves the Rune You Hate.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Fatora.  (*groan*)
It's Shake 'n' Alielle, and I Helped.
It's a New Miz Every Day.
Exceedingly Good Shayla.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Afura.
Bring Out The Quawool.
The Londs Of Paradise.
No Dr. Staulabaugh, No Comment.
Nobody Does It Like Ishiel.


There are random results for any given word, so you're not limited to only what I got here! ;D
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2003, 11:43:56 am »



Do YOU drink your pint a day?
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2003, 09:00:36 pm »

Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator
http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

One thing you really hate:
Makoto Mizuhara

Six plural nouns that have something to do with that thing:
Bugrom
Phantom Tribe assassins
Alliance nations
Princesses
Priestesses
Demon Gods

Your favorite color:
Victory

Your favorite poet:
Conquest

The name of an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend:
The Great Priestess Of Violence

Finally, choose one of the following three song titles. Each one will give you a different catchy tune about spite and malice.
"I Think"



"I Think"

I Think Bugrom are really a huge problem
I Think Phantom Tribe assassins are too much on my mind
I Think Alliance nations have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Victory rain, beating down on me
Like a Conquest line, which won't let go of my brain
Like The Great Priestess Of Violence's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara

I Think Princesses are gonna drive us all crazy
And Priestesses make me feel like a child
I Think Demon Gods will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do?  I said what can you do?

Like a Victory rain, beating down on me
Like a Conquest line, which won't let go of my brain
Like The Great Priestess Of Violence's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara

Like a Victory rain, beating down on me
Like The Great Priestess Of Violence's smile, cruel and cold
Like Conquest's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara
Blame it on Makoto Mizuhara



Aaaaannnd Mr. What is officially spending too much time surfing the Internet  :P
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2003, 09:17:28 pm »

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Like Conquest's ass, it is in my head


I wonder what that's like. :P
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2003, 10:31:38 pm »

And now... Fujisawa's Rendition of "Why"

"Why"

Loss of Freedom, No Drinking, No Mountain Climbing
Why God, Why?
No Drinking, No Ishiel, Miz's desire to marry
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Wine Red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Miz's desire to marry
Like a Whiskey character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

No Drinking, Loss of Freedom, No Choices
Why God, Why?
Miz's desire to marry, No Choices, No Mountain Climbing
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Wine Red disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Miz's desire to marry
Like a Whiskey character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Wine Red misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Miz's desire to marry
Like a Whiskey character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2003, 09:45:55 pm »

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Men Can't Help Acting On Ifurita.  (XD)

Seems to be the general consensus, yes.  ;D

Ho Ho Ho, Green Saucer (and don't you forget it!)

Naughty, but Saucer. ('nuff said)

Don't Leave Home Without Yuri Amano. (wisdom for the ages!)

I Feel Like Yuri Amano Tonight. (you can read all sorts of things into this)

My Doctor Says 'Ifurita'. (for what ails ya!)

Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Ifurtia Fits. (how low can you go, into the depths of depravity that is?)

Puts the Seppuku in Britain. (why not? It must be depressing there anyway, if you believe what Morrissey says...)

I Want My Seppuku. (Now! Hurry!)

I used to have a link to a great site that took your name and made an acronym out of it for a cyborg function. Often with "interesting" results. ^^;
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2003, 09:51:02 pm »

Actually, Saucer, you're not that far off.

Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator
http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html  ->

C.Y.B.O.R.G.
http://www.brunching.com/cyborger.html
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2003, 11:19:49 pm »

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Actually, Saucer, you're not that far off.

C.Y.B.O.R.G.
http://www.brunching.com/cyborger.html

Oh! That's the one! Thanks Rob!

S.A.U.C.E.R.: Synthetic Artificial Unit Calibrated for Exploration and Repair How boring

I.F.U.R.I.T.A.: Intelligent Functional Unit Responsible for Infiltration and Terran Assassination Yes, how did you know?

M.A.K.O.T.O.: Mechanical Artificial Killing and Online Troubleshooting Organism "Damn you Mizuhara! I knew there was more to you than meets the eye!" -Jinnai
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2003, 11:51:43 pm »

CYBORG Generator:

N.O.L.A.N = Networked Obedient Lifeform Assembled for Nullification

S.H.A.Y.L.A = Synthetic Hydraulic Android Yearning for Logical Assassination

F.A.T.O.R.A = Functional Artificial Troubleshooting and Online Repair Android



AIEEE Generator

N.O.L.A.N = Negative Option Logical Access Node OR Nano-Omni-Logical Audio Network


Lunacy is fun  8)
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2003, 11:54:51 pm »

Heh, this is kinda cool. Lemme try a few. First, my usual handle:

S.P.A.N.N.E.R.: Synthetic Positronic Android Normally for Nocturnal Exploration and Repair

Ew, how goody-goody. I'll bet a lot of names ending in "er" end up this way. Awright then, time to break out the nick I reserve for my Dark Side! Mwahaha!!!

D.A.R.K.I.D.: Digital Android Responsible for Killing and Intensive Destruction

Awww djjjeaaah! That's what I'm talkin' about! Can you feel the evil juices flowing, kiddies? Hmm, let's try my real name:

A.A.R.O.N.: Artificial Android Responsible for Observation and Nullification

Observation AND Nullification? Hey, it's the best of both worlds! And now, let's see this baby choke and die! Face the wrath of my LAST name!

Z.I.E.G.L.E.R.: Zeta Intelligent Entity Generated for Logical Exploration and Repair

Hmph, it pulled it off. But it DID have to resort to the word "Zeta". Ha! Suck it, Cyborger!

And just to keep things a little El-Hazardy, here's Nanami's True Form:

N.A.N.A.M.I.: Networked Artificial Nocturnal Assassination and Mathematics Individual

Assassination AND Mathematics? Diabolic. Simply diabolic. Hey, LGJ, were you aware of your sister's secret double life?
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2003, 11:59:07 pm »

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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

The slogan generator was overloaded when I first tried it.  But here are my results.  These are all first results, and only the ones that "worked."

It's a bit of a Makoto.  It really is, isn't it?
Wouldn't you rather be Afura?  Well, yeah, who wouldn't?
Bridge that gap with Fujisawa.  He didn't go on the wagon for nothing.
Make it a Jinnai night.  
How do you eat your Nanami?  
Don't you just love being in Ifurita?  
Think Londs.  But only in OVA1 and Wanderers.
The joy of Dr. Schtalubaugh.  Uh... okay...

Some great results for the Alternative World:

Allujah keeps going and going.  He really does, doesn't he?
Dall born and bred.  Inbred, maybe...
And all because the lady loves Gilda.  Yup, it was all Fatora's fault.
Is is live, or is it Chabil?  He he.  Poor Chabil.

And now, Eric's Other Favorite Anime:

What would you do for a Belldandy?  You don't wanna know.
Give that man an Urd.  And that man will thank you.
Make every Skuld count.  She's a genius, she really is.
You like Peorth.  Peorth likes you.  It's oh so very true.
I'm cuckoo for Mara.  They know me well.  See "Mara's Worst Nightmare."

Finally, the best result of all:

Try El-Hazard Online, you'll like it.  ;D

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M.R.W.H.A.T.: Mechanical Robotic Worker Hardwired for Assassination and Troubleshooting

Kinda sounds like my "secret agent" mini-topic from awhile back.
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2003, 01:01:44 am »

Sweatdrop smiley? Buh?

Anyhow. *checks out this fascinating slogan generator...*

...

Umm... do the 'Jinnai' ones only come up with hideously dirty-sounding things for you guys too?

e.g.: Does the Hard Jinnai, So You Don't Have To.

*howling with laughter*

Expect a new sig from me soon. XDDD
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« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2003, 01:44:06 am »

This is great! I don't have to hire a marketing firm to advertise myself!


An Army of Lord God Jinnai. ~Awww yeah.


Only the crumbliest, flakiest Ifurita. ~Huh. Must be the tv version.


Designed for Diva. ~Of course. She is royalty, after all.


You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Groucho. ~WTF?


Where's The Makoto Mizuhara? ~Probably hiding under his bed, the lousy pansy.
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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2003, 01:47:33 am »

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Hey, LGJ, were you aware of your sister's secret double life?


Secret double life? Oh, you mean the fact that she's a lesbian stripper when the sun goes down? Sure. Who didn't know that?

She is such a disappointment. What's an elder brother to do? *sighs*
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« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2003, 08:49:56 am »

MrWhat: XD XD

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Sweatdrop smiley? Buh?


It's a custom one.  The URL is:
http://echoalpha.com/smileys/sweatdrop.gif

I was thinking of adopting it into the standard set because it's obviously so useful, but I'd still rather end up with an actual El-Hazard graphic set so I'm hesitant.  :P


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Umm... do the 'Jinnai' ones only come up with hideously dirty-sounding things for you guys too?

e.g.: Does the Hard Jinnai, So You Don't Have To.

*howling with laughter*

Expect a new sig from me soon. XDDD


Yes.  As Mr. What also proved with some of his, sometimes...


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Secret double life? Oh, you mean the fact that she's a lesbian stripper when the sun goes down? Sure. Who didn't know that?


Stop it.  You're giving us guys too many images.  Y'know, ones we might like to think about some more.
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