Welcome me now!

[Lord God Jinnai]

Hello there. The more aware of you may have noticed me posting around here lately. Silly me though, I forgot to introduce myself.

I am the Lord God Jinnai, known in some circles as Master, and yet in others as Phillipe. You can call me the former, but not the latter, cause the latter makes me angry as it is an insult to the former being what I care to be called.

Anyway, you may now post your adulations of me, for I am sure we shall be very good friends. I'm a nice guy. Really.

[Saucer]

::uploads a finish-line photo of Mizuhara beating the pants off Jinnai in the marathon during the school athletic festival::

[Lord God Jinnai]

Ooooh... you're goin on The List, pal!

*puts Saucer on The List*

[Captain Southbird (EHOL Creator)]

You've proven to be a greater Jinnai than I have ever been (hence the adjustment to my name display).  I bow to your greatness. ;p

Here, Makoto go explodey:

[Lord God Jinnai]

Ha! You think what I've done so far is great? Well, my friend, you ain't seen nothin yet!

Jinnai's greatness flows through me! I am his vessel, and he is my... um, controlling otherworld..ly thing. Yeah.

Anyway, behold the might of the LORD GOD JINNAI! I'll fry all my enemies into a crispy, crunchy snackfood, and feed their corpses to the starving bugs of the world!

Let no one say I was never kind.  

Anyway, that is one wonderful pic. I shall save it to my hard drive and stare at it for hours and hours. *dreams of Makoto death scenes* Ahh...

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... got anything more bloody?

[Spanner]

Welcome! But no Jinnai is complete without a Demon God. Here, you can borrow mine!

^Hi!

She's got a few thousand years on her, but is still in pretty good condition. Sure, she's not the deluxe model, but she still comes with all the features her more expensive counterpart possesses. And, man, can she pack a whallop! Show him, Ifurita!

^{WHA-BOOOOOOOOM!!!}

See, what did I tell you? A perfect tool for any would-be dictator! Best of all, she's 33% less likely to fall in love with your wussy archnemesis, guaranteed!

^{Oops... Erm, that wasn't YOUR citadel, was it New Master?}

Now, now, no need to thank me. It's the least I can do for a struggling conqueror like yourself.

[Adrain_Shepard]

Can I ask you this Jinnai.Do you love Diva the Bugrom empiress?  

[jewel_of_roshtaria]

Hi Jinnai!   *That has a rather nice ring to it...*

I'm the Jewel Of Roshtaria, you can call me Jewel, or Rosh. I guess you could say I'm running the lesbian/bisexual crowd around here (Aka myself and Lar). I'm pretty useless other than that. Oh yeah, and I'm an obsessive, possessive Jinnai-fangirl. You have been warned.  

Oh yeah, and just one quick question: How come Jinnai is the only one in the entire EH cast whom never changes his clothes? Is he starting his own personal fungus-farm? Is it a trend thing? Is it that he doesn't want to make the bugrom jealous, being that they can't wear clothes? Just a thought...  

[Lord God Jinnai]

Ah, my fans flock to me.

Well, fans, in order to answer your questions, let me take them one at a time in the order they were presented:

No, we're just friends.

Because none of the others appreciate true fashion.

No.

No.

They can wear clothes, they just don't feel like it.


Well, now that that nonsense is over and done with, I DEMAND that you fools bow down to me and submit to my magnificently superior power. You have twenty minutes to do so, or I shall send my invincible army to... huh? Hey, wait a minute! Who blew up my invincible army?!

IFURITA!!! YOU IDIOOOOOOOOT!!!

[Xel]

*a la Alielle* Aaaa~n, Jinnai-samaaa... <3

How rude of me to reply to your posts before properly introducing myself.  

I... am Xel. I lead the faithful campaign to oust the Church of Fatora from their place as current ruler to make room for the new regime that is LORD GOD JINNAI! Allow me to become your loyal toady and we will RULE this board, this fandom, and THIS WORLD!

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So how's about it?  

[Lord God Jinnai]

You become my loyal toadie, eh? Hmm...

Well, I don't know. I've got pretty high standards you know. I expect my minions to be efficient, ruthless, cunning, and merciless in their intent.

Groucho: *falls off the roof*

Harpo: *runs around in panic as the cake he was baking is on fire*

Ifurita: Um, Master? I think I accidentally posted our Top Secret military doctrines on the internet. Is there an "undo" button?


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You got the job.  *

[Xel]

You got the job.  *

And huzzah, I say! Huzzah!

Bow to us, world, for a new Golden Age is upon you!

All hail Lord God Jinnai!

[Tim needs time to work it out]

And now, a breif moment with Diva...



"What would Jinnai do?"

[Lord God Jinnai]

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ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO LICE?!!

How dare you! I am the Almighty Lord God Emperor Vice Seargent Rear Admiral Chancellor King Jinnai! I am not lice! If anything, I'm the DAMN HEAD!

Grrr... for this slight, I'm not going to make you the Mayor of Roshtaria like I intended. That position will now go to my loyal lackey, Xel.

You, Tim, are now the Hive's official toilet cleaner! Bwah hahahahah hahahaha!

[executor82]

Remember this?

Lemme introduce myself.
Executor82 or Exe, executing grafic design unit #82 and a passionate warshipper of 'Shayla-Shayla' who kicked you ass plenty of times, if I resume it correctly  

Welcome and enjoy your stay as long as you aren't toasted yet