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 : April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM 
PoTM - MrWhat
Bratty kid:  Hee hee!  I just stole a bottle of booze from some loser fire priestess' backpack.

Shayla:  Aw, man!  Lousy stinkin' thieves.

Fujisawa:  You should do what I do, Shayla.  I keep a starving crazed weasel in my backpack.

Parnasse:  (reaches into Fujisawa's backpack)  Ouchie.

 : April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM 
PoTM - larewen_evenstar
Parnasse- I think someone just kicked me in the stomach...OW...

Lil' Shayla- Heheheh...

 : April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM 
PoTM - daguru
Shayla: I shall call her, Minime.

 : April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM 
PoTM - Saucer
Fujisawa: S-Shayla....!!! That child.... it can't be.....

Shayla: Yes, she is. My little darling..... my baby sister.

Parnasse: ::face dive:: Bah, I should have seen that coming.

Imouto: Guh huh huh huh......

 : April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM 
PoTM - kalia_rocks
Fujisawa: Wait a minute....(looks at Shayla and at the kid)...your a mother?!? Who's the father?? Huh???

Parnase: Huff!! Huff!! Where did that little brat run off too??

Little Brat: HEHE

Shayla: Aww, she's just like her father, so unpredictable and full of energy.

Fujisawa: Then Parnasse must of fathered her when he was SIX YEARS OLD!!

Ouch!! WHY YOU......the kid felt me up!!!......there goes my self respect and pension......
(Fujisawa's mind breaks when it finally takes all this in)

 : April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM 

 : March 13, 2005, 04:16:00 PM 
PoTM - kingterry
wow now thats i call a good picture hehehhee from me

 : March 13, 2005, 04:16:00 PM 
PoTM - larewen_evenstar
Jinnai: I told you! Only baths with MEN!
Fuji: Woooo!

 : March 13, 2005, 04:16:00 PM 
PoTM - MrWhat
Afura:  YEEEK!!  This water is COLD!!

Shayla:  I'm freezin' my [CENSORED] off!!

Fujisawa:  C'mon in, Jinnai!  The water's fine, if you leave your clothes on.

Jinnai:  Leaving your clothes on kinda defeats the purpose of skinny-dipping, you idiot!

Fujisawa:  You're turning your back on nekkid women who need some men to keep them warm, and you're calling me an idiot?

 : March 13, 2005, 04:16:00 PM 
PoTM - kalia_rocks
Jinnai: Damn, this isn't the Spring of Drowned Ruler of the World, it's the Spring of Horny Bisexual Hippies!!

Ahhh!!! The Fire Demon!!!!

Shayla: Hello there!! May I light your fire....*twitch*

Jinnai: What am I going to do now!! Wait a second....hmm, there's that Wind Lady there though...

Afura: Hiya, smootch *blows kiss*

Fujisawa: Come here good looking!!*WINK*

Jinnai: I did not just see that happen, I'm going to walk away and it will not be there no more and....nope, still there, not trying hard enough, god I know your behind this Makoto Mizuhara, I knoAckkk!!, get off me!! MOMMMYYY!!

Lesson for today is: Don't look for Cursed Springs, they're cursed!!


Don't drink and swim, it's bad for your health and career, let alone your mental health!!

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