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 : June 04, 2005, 08:58:00 PM 
PoTM - kalia_rocks
Shayla: Whaaaatt!!! Makoto locked us up in here with Lord Loser Jinnai, without weapons, to get over our HATING THAT LOSER!!!?!?!!?

Nanami: Damn! I thought I wouldn't have to breath the same air as him no more!!!

Jinnai: Ha Ha!! Look at what I can do, Priestess of Violence, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Shayla: Damn!! Now I have to dirty my hands with his blood now!!! Nanami get some towels and hand sanitizers..

Jinnai: Ha ha Ha ha....ha??

Nanami: Here they are!!!

Jinnai: MOOOOOOO!!! I'm a space cow, not Jinnai, MOOOOOO!!!!

 : June 04, 2005, 08:58:00 PM 
PoTM - Saucer
Space Camp was no fun and games for the El-Hazard gang. In fact, the pressure could even crack the strongest person.....

Shayla: Wha-... you're kidding!!! We're running out of air?!?

Nanami: And, we've triggered the Eye of God's self-defense mechanism?!?

Makoto: Tee hee hee!!!! Ifurita, I'll be joining you sooner than expected!!!!!!!!

 : June 04, 2005, 08:58:00 PM 

 : May 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM 
PoTM - purill
Shayla:  I wish she'd stop poking my butt with her stupid staff.

Ishiel:  Yeah... her staff... -shifty eyes-  Yeah, she's crazy.

 : May 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM 
PoTM - kingterry
whos that girl with that staff please tell me naman need ko lang malaman

 : May 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM 
PoTM - kalia_rocks
Ifurita: Get back to work!!!

Shayla: But I'm tired!!

Ifurita: Then I'll just wind you up like master does for me.

Shayla: Hey!! WaIt a MiNUte!!! Agckk!!

Ishiel: Told ya to keep your trap shut..

Shayla: Ouchy

 : May 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM 
PoTM - MrWhat
Shayla:  This sucks!  Why does the Bugrom Empire put their prisoners to work in a coal-mine?  Those bugs don't even use coal.

Ishiel:  Um, Shayla?  We're the only two workers in this mine.  It's quite obvious that Jinnai is just yanking us around.

Ifurita:  Quiet, slaves!  Back to work!

Shayla:  Hey, Ishiel?  Can't you get us out of here with your lamp of earth?

Ishiel:  No.  I can't use the lamp of earth this deep in a mine.  I'd just start a cave-in and bury us alive.

Ifurita:  Oh, don't be sad, Miss Dirt Lady.  After this work shift, we can all have tea and cookies together.

 : May 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM 
PoTM - Saucer
Shayla: Gaaaaahhhhhh........my ass! I won't be able to sit down for a week.

Ishiel: And WHO do you have to blame for that? WHO'S bright idea was it to bring this wind-up dingbat so we could "save on equipment costs and maintanence?"

Ifurita: D-Don't worry guys!!! I'll get us out of here in a jiff! FIREBALL!!!!!!!!

 : May 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM 

 : April 22, 2005, 09:55:00 PM 
PoTM - kingterry
nothing personal i dont know what are they doing in the present time of makoto mizuhara

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