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Messages - Lord God Jinnai

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Pic of the Moment / Re: "I'm gonna die!"
« on: January 21, 2004, 04:07:00 am »
Makoto: OH CRAP! Did you just say that WETA Workshop is gonna do the effects for the El-Hazard live action movie?!

Ifurita: Yup. They're also gonna film most of the scenes down in New Zealand.

Jinnai: BWAH HAH HAHAHA! Looks like my investment in a giant, mutant kiwi is FINALLY gonna pay off!

Groucho: !@#$!@#$@$!@

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Pic of the Moment / Re: Now they are on thin ice
« on: December 19, 2003, 01:00:00 pm »
What the cast of El-Hazard on Ice didn't know was..... THE LAKE WASN'T REALLY FROZEN! Thus they had all been walking on water without realizing it.

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Pic of the Moment / Re: Just when he thought he knew everything...
« on: December 04, 2003, 04:19:00 pm »
Jinnai: N-n-no! My loyal Demon God is cheating on me with that tool, Dall Narcis?!

Dall: Oh, I am sooo happy to be here with you, Iffy dear.

Ifurita: I'm happy to be here with you, Dall.

Jinnai: Grrrr... I'll kill them both! He better not have been winding her up in MY hive!

Makoto: No, Jinnai! Stop! Violence isn't the answer! Just take them on Jerry Springer, and tell your story to a national audience! She's no good fo you!

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Pic of the Moment / Re: Stormy Travelling
« on: December 02, 2003, 06:14:00 pm »
Fujisawa: Shit, I'm outta matches.



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Pic of the Moment / Re: Alielle forgot something.
« on: October 17, 2003, 02:51:00 pm »
ALIELLE: Huh? *sniffs hand* Hmm... weird. Hey, Parnasse...

PARNASSE: Yeah?

ALIELLE: Smell my fingers. Who is that?

PARNASSE: Ewww! Gross! Sis, I'm eating!

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Pic of the Moment / Re: Fatora chose to ignore Groucho (Katsuo),,,
« on: October 15, 2003, 01:07:00 pm »
Fatora: (thinking) Oh, he is so beautiful. Life is so cruel... if they only knew that my perverted lesbian shennanigans are only a cover for my deep rooted attraction to the Bugrom. Why, God, why must I be this way? Why must the mere sight of a shiny thorax or the smooth feel of an exoskellaton bring my heart aflutter? It hurts me so much to deny my nature, but it is wrong! And bad! Wrong and bad! But alas... my denial only fuels the flames of my passion. I feel that I shall go mad any day now if I am to deny myself any further. But, I can not, for I am a Princess with royal duties. And so, I must put on this mask... this cruel, cruel mask so that no one, not even my true love, can dare see my real face... (cries)

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Pic of the Moment / Re: What a disturbing development...
« on: October 09, 2003, 01:01:00 pm »
Rune: Oh! Makoto, your new invention just turned Mr. Fujisawa into a baby!

Makoto: I know, I know. He just wee wee'd on my finger. *sniffs* Oh wow... his pee smells like bourbon!

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Pic of the Moment / Re: Poor Rune...
« on: September 28, 2003, 07:21:00 pm »
Makoto: Heh heh! You got small boobs! Heh heh! Rune got big boobs! Heh heh! Heh heh!

Rune: *sighs* I knew this threesome suggestion wasn't a good idea, Nanami.

Nanami: Oh pooh. We broke Makoto's brain.

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Pic of the Moment / Re: "I can't stand it..."
« on: September 26, 2003, 06:30:00 pm »
Into the heart of darkness...

Jinnai: ... I went down that river when I was a kid. There's a place
in the river.. I can't remember... Must have been a gardenia
plantation at one time. All wild and overgrown now, but about
five miles you'd think that heaven just fell on the earth in the
form of gardenias...
Have you ever considered any real freedoms ? Freedoms -
from the opinions of others... Even the opinions of yourself.
They say why..., Makoto, why they wanted to terminate my
command ?

Makoto: They told me that you had gone totally insane and that your
methods were unsound.

Jinnai: Are my methods unsound?

Makoto: I don't see any method at all, sir.

Jinnai: *shakes head* Are you an assassin?

Makoto: I'm a soldier.

Jinnai: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks
to collect a bill.



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Pic of the Moment / Re: "What an Unusual Request..."
« on: September 22, 2003, 09:31:00 pm »
Afura was sadly mistaken when she thought no one would notice her not wearing a bra today.

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Pic of the Moment / Re: Boink!
« on: September 19, 2003, 03:39:00 pm »
Rune: Wow, Mr. Fujisawa was right. You DO act like the Pillsbury Dough Boy whenever someone pokes you in the belly! *pokes his gut*

Makoto: TEE-HEE! Errr... I mean, hey! Stop that!

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Pic of the Moment / Re: An (Un)Romantic Moment
« on: September 14, 2003, 07:33:00 pm »
~Scene from the new "Wanderers Dating Sim J!" game~

You take your Ultimate Weapon up to a secluded hilltop. The scene is very romantic, as the sunset casts everything in golden hues. The wind whistles softly through the still air, moving its way gently towards the two of you. It softly carresses Ifurita's hair, flowing smoothly through the silky tresses and causing them to wave slightly around her pale, ivory face. Her beautiful indigo eyes meet yours, and she smiles shyly. The Demon Goddess licks her lips, nervously anticipating your move.

=What will you do?
-Scold her.
-Kill her.
-Put it in.



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Pic of the Moment / Re: See?
« on: September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm »
Makoto: See? Jinnai's no queer. He LIKES eating bush.

PA-DUM-PUM!

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Pic of the Moment / Re: See?
« on: September 11, 2003, 06:12:00 pm »
~On the next episode of Oz: the Magnificent World~

Makoto: 'Kay, Kuwabisi. In exchange for the cigs and coke, you get to try out my bitch for the night. Jus be sure ta clean him up afterwards. The Aryans and de Sicilians get 'is ass next.

Jinnai: *mutters* Grrr... sure, Makoto. Enjoy yourself now. I may be your bitch at the moment, but time will vindicate me! I will crawl my way to the top of this stupid prison hierarchy, and not even God Himself will stop me! Then it will be you who bends over for ME! Bwah HAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!

~Dedicated to Xel

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Pic of the Moment / Re: "R-Rune?"
« on: September 10, 2003, 02:26:00 pm »
Scene from Wanderers, Episode 28: Rune and Makoto's relationship sours after the first time Makoto looks above Rune's neckline.

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