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« on: June 05, 2004, 10:54:00 pm »
Fujisawa: I can't believe you equipped our moonshine still with a self-destruct mechanism!
Shayla: (slightly drunk) Just be glad it was Lord God Loser who triggered it, an' not Miz or Makoto!
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« on: June 01, 2004, 08:33:00 pm »
The clothing thieves' rampage came to an end when one nekkid victim found the thieves in her dressing room.
(Fortunately for everyone, no picture was taken while Jinnai wore the stolen dress.)
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« on: May 30, 2004, 01:41:00 pm »
When Miz fell ill during filming at Arliman, Alielle filled in for her.
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« on: May 28, 2004, 07:11:00 pm »
Gonna write her up a 125
Post her face "Wanted Dead Or Alive"
Take her license, all that jive
She can't drive 55!
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« on: May 25, 2004, 11:27:00 pm »
In the latest "Charlie's Angels" movie, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu were still in fine form, but Drew Barrymore had really let herself go.
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« on: May 23, 2004, 07:50:00 pm »
After Millie ran away from the orphanage again, Jinnai and Ifurita helped search for her.
Ifurita: Good doggie! Can you pick up Millie's scent?
Hector: Damn it, Jim! I'm a wolfhound, not a bloodhound!
Meanwhile, Jinnai attempted to locate Millie with another one of Makoto's bizarre inventions-- Makoto had converted Ifurita's key-staff into an Annoying Brat Detector.
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« on: May 18, 2004, 10:00:00 pm »
Makoto: It's bad enough that we have to do yaoi fan fiction to make ends meet. But do we have to do it for a live webcam pay-per-view?
Jinnai: Believe me, I'm not thrilled about this either. But the fan-girls pay good money for this stuff. Just break out the whipped cream, and let's get it over with. After this, MrWhat needs me for the first scene in part 14 of Hana Ni Arashi.
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« on: May 13, 2004, 08:32:00 pm »
Shayla: I'm telling you, I didn't eat the deluxe box lunch that you made for Makoto!
Nanami: If you didn't, then who did!?
Alielle: (burps)
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« on: May 07, 2004, 12:53:00 am »
Fujisawa: Shayla's lamp of fire is easy to use!
Makoto: Three things. One: Shayla's not going to be pleased when she finds out that you "borrowed" her lamp. Two: If you wanted to see Miz again, you didn't have to set a fire for her to put out-- you could have just asked her for a date. And three: The royal wine cellar was underneath that building.
Fujisawa: NOOOO!!
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« on: April 17, 2004, 10:10:00 pm »
Ifurita: Um, Mr. Londs? Maybe we should try to catch snowflakes on our tongues some other time.
Londs: Why? (catches flake)
Ifurita: These aren't snowflakes. They're bits of toxic ash from that volcano that just exploded.
Londs: Aw, nuts. (dies)
Ifurita: Oh dear. (catches flake) Too bad Mr. Londs was mortal. This toxic ash is kinda tasty.
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« on: April 08, 2004, 12:21:00 am »
Trial Lawyer: Your Honor, the Lead Plaintiff wishes to present evidence of Great Fire Priestess Shayla-Shayla's complete disregard for the rule of law, and the sad consequences of her violent behaviors. This young lady, a Miss Ifurita, was once an ancient and terrible Ultimate Weapon, feared by all. However, after an unprovoked and brutal attack by the "Great Priestess Of Violence," in a stairwell of the Bugrom Hive, during "Operation Permanent Vacation," the poor dear has obviously suffered profound brain damage. She now fills her days with the mindless tedium of menial tasks, such as sweeping the floor. (calls to Ifurita) Say hello to the nice judge, Ifurita! Ifurita: (waves) Hello to the nice judge, Ifurita! Jinnai: (thinking) It was pure evil genius to file this fraudulent class action lawsuit in http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Madison+County%22+lawsuits">Madison County, Illinois!
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« on: April 04, 2004, 02:09:00 pm »
"Deva": (talks to camera) As an experienced El-Hazard Live Action Role Player, I take the safety of our novice players very seriously. For example, this death trap, with walls that close in, is simulated with harmless bed springs. And the savage beasts that our players encounter during their "adventures" are actually well-trained house pets.
"Jinnai": GAH!! No, Fluffy!! Bad kitty!!
"Ura": Nyah! Blood! Guts! Gore! Veins in teeth!
"Deva": (calls to "Ura") Stick to the script, Fluffy! (talks to camera) I don't have much to do in this game, myself. It's just as well, since I can't see a damn thing through these yellow contact lenses. And I can barely move, in this "Deva" costume, without exposing myself. I mean, I wore more than this, the last time I went swimming--
"Jinnai": AAUGH!! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!! AAUGH!!
"Deva": (calls to "Jinnai") Oh, come on! If you can't get past a cute little armor cat, then how do you expect to survive Kalia's Tomb!?
"Jinnai": (cries)
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« on: March 31, 2004, 02:47:00 am »
Fujisawa: Was Makoto using his ability with the Eye of God to try to hack reality again?
Jinnai: The time-space continuum crashed while he was giving himself a mansion and a yacht.
Makoto: This is almost as embarrassing as when they caught me trying to break the password on "Ifuritas_Sexual_Fantasies.DAT".
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« on: March 27, 2004, 12:31:00 am »
Nanami: Sometimes, when I'm having a tough day at the Shinonome Diner, I break the monotony by making sound effects with my mouth. For example, when I'm pushing something, I'll make the sound of a bulldozer. brrrmmmmm...
Afura: Shayla? I'm scared. Please hold me.
Shayla: I'm scared too, hon. I'm scared too.
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« on: March 21, 2004, 12:48:00 am »
Things got ugly at Afura's shrine library slumber party when Kauru accidentally opened Afura's copy of The Illustrated Guide To El-Hazard Insects.
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